So if you brits aren't allowed to carry firearms or knives how do you defend yourselves?

So if you brits aren't allowed to carry firearms or knives how do you defend yourselves?

Canes?
Spiked boots?
Caestus?

Those who control all don't need protection except against the aryan revolution.

Plastic assault spoons.

So... Sporks?

our barbed wit

dildos

niqabs

Custard Creams and stinging nettles.

>barbed
Into the bin it goes

What's it like eating steak with plastic spoons? Or when a screw is loose and you have to fold a plastic straw to make up for assault screwdrivers being confiscated?

Pint glasses

Stale bread.

That looks fucking good, stale or not. Love chewing on a loaf of stale, leathery bread

A garden spade
Or a Hoe

Please ban assult hands
Much offence

Be careful of your teeth. If you chew on bread for extended amounts of time, sugars converted from the bread will demineralize your teeth causing decay. Need time for saliva to re balance things without food.

bravo.
this guy is a white Britbro.

Larry the dentist.

We need to give you dental advice in light of your inferior mouth hygiene

u avin a go m8

with fists
like real men