Imagine being a brit

imagine being a brit

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nowhere near enough salad in that kebab

the indians didn't come up with designate shitting streets on their own, you know

Sounds awful.

>muh Northern European Supremacy
Face it, you guys were essentially niggers until the Roman Empire civilized you.

IT'S SHITE BEING BRITISH

Stay salty

no thanks

You'd let her on the far left give you a gobble though M8.

>Be British
>Hate British girls
>Somehow find a QT Korean to be my GF

Haha lads, I'm off. Don't care if I spend 20 hours a day working, it beats living in this shit-stain of an island

ANNOW ROIT LOIK WHEN CAN OI 'AHV A GOBB'L ON ME FANNEH?

I was in UK once, its awful and there are alot of muslims + women are ugly. India is fucking 1st world country compared to Bongistan.

imagine being an american

Yeah I hate going to India M8, there's a lot of Indians.

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That's like imagining being politically correct 24/7 while having buck teeth.

Pretty degenerate.

nice try satan, america is 1000x better than bongabad

Still better than being filled to the brim with SJWs

these are 7/10s in britain

>imagine

thats an 8/10 in britain

You already are plus millions of mudkikes.

What the hell is wrong with British women? They're like real life gargoyles.

I'd use my accent and superior dental health to steal what little attractive women they have left.

Anglos simply have inferior genetics when it comes to attractiveness.

oi ya wanker fill up me drink innit

that can't be real

What are they eating?

It's only a matter of time before someone posts a picture of Emma Watson to try and convince us that not ALL their women are ugly just 99%

You're more likely to get glassed than fucked when people hear your accent.

how is vikernes pronounced

Also Brits are fucking pussies with knife bins and guns are illegal.

And we're supposed to listen to Brits?

Who's this semen demon?

>We do not tolerate American-Freedom in our Sharia Zone!!!

it sounds like you mainly listen to shit on Sup Forums

rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...

OI MATE ME TEETH ARE YELLO

British girls don't like a southern accent?

I come from a third world shithole and I'd still rather kill myself than live in Britain.

Worst country in Europe...maybe slightly better than Albania or some other South-East European non-country.

>some drunk slags on a hen night in a kebab shop
>all Brits are this
good one dumb tubby
I know I am neither a slag, drunk or eat kebabs, are you neither dumb nor fat?

>14 year old mum

I don't understand why brits, euros and americans are always fighting each other. We're all fucked

now you know why the brits are so fond of pederasty.

Imagine being a Brit?

Fookin' glorious.

7.3 actually

God, English girls are disgusting. This is why I'm dating a qt Polish girl and I've only dated Eastern Europeans in the past.

>oi listen 'ere roight! we not all lookin' like this oi?! yeah so ye best be apoligizin' before I bash ur nan in!

Sup Forums has to post alcoholic proles to try and make us look bad.
We gave the world everything of value, show some respect.

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No, it's a meme that gets peddled for some reason.

Knew an American that got phlegmed on when he tried to chat up women. Ended up getting thrown out of.

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i don't understand why some pictures of people enjoying themselves trigger some american basement dwellers so much

the current population of Sup Forums americans is the most repressed, prudish bunch of walking anuses since the salem witch trials

Our theme.

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Prove me wrong

All the Brits agreeing with this threads sentiments, are you all dirt poor and live in council estates? I am rich and never come across filthy or ugly people, stop watching programs about people on the dole.

no thanks, I'm already miserable.

Wut you fookin say mate?

>you

Your updated theme

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fuckin' slags ready for a good pork

Ah well I'm not really southern, so I'll have to remember not to try a southern accent on girls if I visit.

filthy slags.
but seriously, i can post pics of fat americans all day and that wouldn't prove anything. with brits this isn't different.

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LaTenquisha Brown

>ma feet 'urt
>'ope ma beer is safe :)

It's not

I don't have to. I'm /fit/ and moved to Massachusetts from California and women all over the place look like that. Either that or they're almost slender with mega kankles. Is this why they call this place New England? What the fuck is wrong with the genetics here? Everyone has a pudgy face or barely a strong jawline. Fitness and defined features are rare here. There are ugly people in Cali, sure, but what the fuck, massholes. Explain yourselves.

designated

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Those days are long gone and never coming back.

It's all downhill from here, Nigel...or more likely, Muhammad

Ay lads check out the dirty pillow on that one innit!

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You're rich by bong standards, which means you can't afford a car and you live in a concrete walled apartment complex above an all-night curry shop.

Have fun never having a yard.

Some top bantz

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Rekt 'im good, m8

Washington was British you nonce.
57mn white Americans are British.

The only decent birds are the uni crowd and they're all prudish leftists.

I like a fat pair of tits personally so I tend to go for mucky tarts

BUNCH OF FUCKING SUBJECTS

YOU NEVER HAD FREEDOM, OF COURSE YOU'D ACCEPT KNIFE BINS AND SHARIA LAW YOU COWARD SUBJECTS

>IMAGINE IT

The one on the left is fit.

She's a solid 8/10

If the one on the right wasn't a fatty shed be a 9/10

The men are a little faggy looking but not irredeemable.

The grandma looks like a gargoyle (and at least twice her age).

The mum looks like a 28 year old methhead with downs syndrome.

Wtf bongs

You're not making a strong case for your fellow countrymen.

liverpool horse race is bretty great

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something new to this wonderful year;
To honor we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

As free as a son of the wave, a savage would never understand.

My real side is sad as fuck because the right one would be beautiful if she was thin and just stop herself from eating like a hippo.My internet side likes it

guns aren't illegal, just restricted.
there are 700,000 legal gun owners in england and wales.

there, you're wrong.
now try going outside for a while.

Innit gr8, m8? ;^)

you haven't even scratched the surface of miserable until you come to a British seaside town.

>she is 30
good god

They're to my taste also my 'fellow country men' are either chucks or pakis so idgaf

I'm one of them. Protection against Kebabs and Bananas.

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What the fuck is wrong with british women's skin? Something is really weird about it in all of these pictures.

The one on the right is ugly.
Mutton dressed and lamb

birdy on the right just needs to lose 150 lbs and she'd be fit for neckin m8

Maisey Williams?

>it's not in French nor German or even spanish but in arabic, hebrew and fucking klingon