How good a plan is suicide by cop, hypothetically?
>early 20s white male
>finds Smith&Wesson M&P40 bb gun on ground one day
>looks nearly identical to pic related
Now suppose hypothetical user wants to suicide, but has no access to pills, real guns, etc. due to failed suicide attempt in past
What if
>user goes to local police station
>pulls out bb gun and quickly aims it at cop
Does cop instantly shoot to kill the user?
What are the chances user survives cop shooting?
Successful? Very.
But you're also an asshole for ruining someone else's life when you really just want to end your own. No one wants to shoot anyone.
Don't be a pussy, do your own heavy lifting
>Hold gun
>pretend to a bad guy.
>cops shot you.
Problem solved
Scarring someone for life because you're too much of a pussy to buy a rope
Stab a cop
Dont be a faggot, your death isn't more valuable than someone's life.
fairly sure they won't shoot to kill
you'll be shot, hospitalized for quite a while and probably sued
If a kid aims a gun at me I'm shooting to kill.
this. Cops are taught to aim for the middle. You'll more than likely get shot through the chest and not die. You'll wake up in a hospital with a lawsuit and your name be on the news.
Now the life you tried to end is fucked.
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>fairly sure they won't shoot to kill
When it's aimed at a cop, they do. They'll unload on you.
Dicey. Cops aren't the best shots, generally.
Also, it's kind of a dick move.
it's not. you'll get shot in your chest and end up suffering a painful death groaning on the floor and die and ruin a guys life with him having to live with that forever or you survive and get assraped by tyrone. buy a real gun and shoot urself pussy
works real well if you're black.
Oh please, cops don't give a fuck about shooting someone. They get to go on vacation afterwards.
retard alert
jesus fucking christ why is suicide so difficult, it should be as easy as flipping a switch for god's sake
I think a more reliable plan would be:
>befriend a negro
>convince him is a good idea to rob a high security bank
>get hostages and make demands to make it to TV
>once things start to go south tell nigga "we ain't gonna go down without taking some pigs nigga!"
>he will go nigger mode and try scare cops waving his gun at them
>Americans are racist so they will kill the nigger on spot
>"oh shit now the white guy is alive, they will know we are racist"
>sniper takes you out with a headshot to even the balance
>you dead
oh yeah, that must be why they're slapping leather at every excuse. I bet that cop that shot the nigger who was running away felt real bad about it. You want me to go find you a montage of cops shooting guys who have their hands in the air? The cops don't give a fuck, because they have no reason why they should.
if you're a nigger the chances are 110% of getting unloaded on, reloaded on and unloaded on again.
being white you might get talked out of it.
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This ^, so very much this, coward.
sounds good
Whats with all you faggots giving a shit about some pigs feelings? Did Sup Forums get replaced by a fucking hugbox when I wasn't looking?
Who gives a shit if some cop feels bad for shooting some fuck. He knew the job, he accepted the risk. If he wasn't prepared to take another man's life then he should never have picked up a fucking gun.
Fucking bootlicking cucks.
I've seen point blank misses that defy belief. This is not foolproof.
>falling for CNN selective reporting in seek of ad revenue so hard
Either you get shot if you don't comply or get tased and thrown in jail. Or you get shot, live, get healed and sent to jail
I agree that the cops accepted the risk taking the job, however you have to respect what they do.
It's ignorant as hell to pretend like they're evil and we'd be better off without them.
Bitch please, CNN is the last vulture to the scene. There are tons of sites that do nothing but post clips of police shooting one fuck or another on a daily fucking basis.
Its fucking mind boggling, you shits are always going on about how niggers aren't human and deserve to be shot, but then throw such a bitch fit when anyone is shown doing that very thing.
It happens fuckface. Every fucking day. Those cops, don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit if you do or not, but you're an idiot if you think cops have any feelings at all.
At least have a suicide note on you. Cops are trying to keep a ruined society safe, dealing with assholes like you etc. Dont make it worse than it needs to be.
Most of those are justified. When it's not, the news sites report the fuck out of it because they are cash cows. It doesn't matter that they brainwash weak minded people into thinking all cops are evil and we would be in better hands if there were none
Who ever said "evil"? I don't give a fuck. Calling them "evil" or saying we'd be better off without them is irrelevant bullshit. Cops exist the same way all predators exist. A lion isn't evil, nor is a wolf, but neither one of them gives a fuck about gutting the sheep.
>Less than 1% of cops shoot black men
>All cops are heartless racist assholes
ok
Generally, i dont care about people. Cop. Gook. Mexi. White. Nigger. Whatever. We're all worthless and it really doesnt matter if any of us die. Theres always another to step in and take your place. Dont see why we're making a big deal out of this.
Tl;dr agreed. Who gives a shit about cops. Its just another person. If life is hard for you after shooting someone, shoot yourself. Wont make a difference.
>racist
Did I ever say racist shitbag? No, they don't give a fuck. They've had the fucks drilled out of them. They wouldn't give a shit about shooting some nigger or shooting your pasty white ass either.
Point out where he said cops were racist. Even if he didnt say it directly, point out where it was implied.
Not everyone who has a point is disagreeing with your alt-right views. Stop fucking crying.
It's mostly contempt for someone who is too lazy to buy a goddamned rope.
Fucking exactly. You shoot some nigger, well, sucks to be that nigger. Should have run faster, or shot first. But all this cop ass kissing about how you'll "ruin his life" for making him shoot you is retarded.
This.
Also, why doesnt OP just jump in front of a train? Its a more certain death than being shot. If you felt anything, you did it wrong.
What the fuck do you care? He's killing himself one way or another and removing himself from the gene pool and existence. Going out and getting a cop to shoot you is way harder than buying a fucking rope.
Why don't you just say it that you're a cuck for men with power?
>Less than 1% of cops shoot anyone
>All cops are heartless murdering assholes
You are embarrassingly pathetic.
Sure I am cuck. Im not the one with a brown nose after defending poor old mister police man from the dreadful Sup Forums.
Who over the age of 13 actually calls someone a cuck?
Fucking cringe worthy.
sure kid
Make it useful! Take some muslims thugs with you , you should be able to take at least 15 of them. But chose the real nasty ones.
fucking niggers
Fuck you faggot
i'd say fuck you, but i wouldn't want to catch aids, nigger.
My nigger variation
>go into hood
>find seediest corner with obvious nigga dealers
>pull gun on them and say, 'fuck you niggers, Ima kill you for selling to my baby sister"
>wave it around like a madman
>they gun you down
>they are arrested and go to prison
You not only an hero, you ARE a hero
Too late for that fuckface, someone should've warned your junkie of a mother not to share needles .
who the fuck says fuckface, are you 12, nigger? your dad should've swallowed you before he ran away, nigger.
We're in a thread started by someone who is so pathetic he can't even kill himself without help and you're sperging out like a retard.
You might want to get your autism meds adjusted.
How about cunt? Does that hurt your feelings less my delicate little baby girl? It more accurately describes your lack of manhood you colossal prancing faggot.
Why don't you hop in front of some traffic and how him how its done then? Faggot white knights don't get laid any more than straight ones you know.
car chase first, gets the cops adrenaline up, more prone to act violently. then just hop out and act aggressive with whatevers in your hand, reach into your waistband etc, just dont comply and act like you are going to hurt the cops
This is downright embarrassing to watch.
I know, the shame you must feel for being so completely inept at shit talk must really bruise your ego.
You have to be 18 to post here.
Too bad there's no ban on faggots though.
suck my fat dick, nigger. i'll show you manhood while you lick the under cheese from under my nuts.
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Its difficult to kill someone with pistol rounds, round placement is more important than with rifle rounds. Also, if you go into a police station and get shot, you will be in a hospital in less than an hour, which increases your chances of living dramatically.
This is a dumb idea user, get help.
I would but your sister seems to have dibs, really you ought to tell her to brush her tooth once in awhile and you wouldn't have that ball cheese problem.
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come down to alabama, nigger, we'll show you how to work a cotton field.
Lol this
OP the only reason this is a bad way to go is because you are white, they wont want to kill you
Please stream it.
You alabama white trash wouldn't know how to work if it was at the bottom of a moonshine still. You lazy faggots taught the niggers everything they know about it. The only thing I've ever seen you working hard on is catching that pig that scurried away from your meth riddled cock.
Fack u all u fuckerd
y-you too
Don't be an asshole. The cop will have to attend mandatory psych meetings for months whether he is or isn't fucked up by killing you. Don't fuck with someone elses life because you're a piece of shit who wants to die.
Also with the way things are, the cops likely to get fired because the liberal public will consider you to have been unarmed even though you were brandishing a replica like it was real and you intended to shoot. As if a cop is going to wait until what you're holding actually fires before reacting. They have families they'd like to go home to.
If you do this you will definitely die though. They're trained to empty their magazines targeting your center of mass.
lol trolled u all
Bro if you are that much of a bitch you can't even kill yourself it just shows what a cowardly piece of shit you are
If I ever had a child turn out like you I would murder you myself for being such a disgrace to our species
Here is a thought - jump off a fucking bridge or building to die
>oh no mandatory psych meetings boohoohoo
Get a grip faggot. Most cops don't get fired, and if they do, they get picked right back up by another department in another city.
dumb fuck, they shoot at center mass because it's most likely to connect and kill the target. cops are not trained to sharp shoot your ankle like some shitty movie
This is true. The standards set for cops at target practice are pretty low. Newbies who have been going to the gun range once a week for a couple months frequently shoot with better accuracy than cops are required to show.
However it sounds like OP is going to enter tight quarters at close range, where multiple officers are likely to shoot. Even if one of them manages to miss a couple shots at close range, OP will definitely die.
This, OP. If you're determined to do this stupid shit at least pin a note to your chest to erase any confusion about whether it was or wasn't a deliberate suicide by cop.
If OP was going to jump off a building, I'd say take care not to land on someone.
If OP was going to slit his wrists, I'd say do it in the bathtub to make it easier for whoever has to clean it up.
If OP was going to shoot himself in the head I'd say do it outside so no one has to clean it up.
If OP was going to hang himself, I'd say wear a diaper so the guys who come to unstring him don't gag from the shit trickle down his legs when they move him.
It's about common fuckin courtesy. You wanna kill yourself, go ahead, just be polite about it. Have some consideration. Don't fuck up some other random assholes day. Fuck.
>if OP was going to jump off a building i'd tell him to do a flip
>if OP was going to slit his wrists i'd tell him to to do it in a public pool
>If OP was going to shoot himself i'd tell him to run into a chuck e' cheese's first
>if OP was going to hang himself I'd tell him to eat 40 bucks worth of taco bell first
Who gives a shit about common fucking courtesy. The mother fucker is going to die, its not his problem. If he was going to have any fucking courtesy he wouldn't be fucking killing himself at all because someone is always going to have to clean up your corpse and nobody is going to fucking like it. Why not fuck up some other random assholes day? He's an asshole. Don't be such a fucking pussy.
Join OP and kys sour cunt.
NO U, you spineless fucking faggot.