Well Sup Forums I'm totally fucked...

Well Sup Forums I'm totally fucked. Sold literally everything of value that I own short of this phone that I'm using 3G to stay online with. Its looking like I'm getting the boot out of my flat by the end of the month, & I haven't had the oppurtunity to try to get on any kind of welfare or EBT yet.

Ever since I got laid off from my job that didn't pay shit to begin with last month its been a slow decline into doom. I was raised frugally and have managed to stretch the little money I had left into rent money and ramen, but I was already living paycheck to paycheck and the time has come. I'll likely be back to living out of my duffel bag and drifting along with craigslist gigs until I cam save up a chunk of change to get a roof over my head again.

So tl;dr - I'm fucked and never wanted to do this, but I'm willing to do whatever I can that you ask me to in exchange for donation to paypal.me/KeanuCarson

That is not my real name and yes I will send nudes if thats what you want but only to an email address. I hate being reduced to this, but any generosity would be appreciated more than words can ever say

If you are dumb enough to spend your meager wages on ramen you deserve what you get

simply start being a millionaire, and your money problems will be solved in an instant.

I should have tried getting on EBT a lot sooner, but otherwise its the cheapest food around locally. I mean I gotta eat something, wish there was more protein in it though.

You might be on to something there.

Ramen is nothing you are throwing your money away that could have been spent on eggs and pasta

get a job ya fuckin bum

My stats for anyone interested in nudes: 5'6 height, a little chubby but with some muscle underneath gained through work, average to below average erect dick size. Like 5 inches on a good day. I've never done this before but I would be willing to pose or whatever as requested but nothing that would cause pain. Nothing up the pooper. I'll starve to death and let the fellow homeless feed on my flesh before I stick something up my ass

Rice is better

this

Doesn't get any cheaper than ramen faggot.. it's like 20 cents.

Bruh I stick things up my ass for fun and you wont even do it to save your livlihood? You deserve the streets

My local places kinda gouge us. We're a shitty little town so they fuck us whenever possible. I did get a dozen eggs at the beginning of the month that I've been trying to conserve but the ramen was on sale and cheaper than any other pasta, rice, or beans. Trust me, frugal mindset is always on the lookout for that stiff

I get eggs 15c a carton

are you stupid
buy pasta and/or rice

Trying man. Always trying.

I did the best I could with what I had available to me.

>well Sup Forums I'm lazy as fuck
>couldn't even be assed to apply for free assistance
>please help me learn nothing and enable my objectification while making my depression permanent

Are you willing to cut yourself?

Anyone need a paper written for them or something like that?

dumb ass spend whatever you have left on lottery tickets. win big and problem solved. just spend a weeks worth of food money of tickets. meditate instead of eating to deal with the hunger then sleep on someones couch for the two week cool down period. two weeks go buy and boom. money.

trust me. whatever money you have left is best spent on lottery tickets and just dumpster dive for food in the mean time if you have to.

what are you fucking retarded or something?

>are you willing to cut yourself
If yes, I'll pitch in the same amount on whatever this user gives

Its not that I couldn't be assed, I just don't have a car and theres no public transportation. Plus the office is only open for at really arbitrary hours that have made it hard to get to in time. But its the next step on my list no matter what. I just need to survive the short term

And for what its worth I already have experimented with cutting myself. I'll draw some blood for you but nothing that will leave me passed out or worse stuck with a hospital bill

I used to sell lottery to the local niggers and they never ever won, I don't trust it

Jesus christ what kind of cuts are we talking, how long and where on the body? It can't be anywhere openly visible since I AM trying to get a job

Cut "idiot" into your thigh and I'll reserve you a cab ride to human services. Impress me with how deep it is and I will order you a pizza right now.

Cab reservation is impossible out here, we don't even have uber, and a pizza is definitely not worth it. I'd rather have the 10 bucks you would spend on the pizza to use on cheaper food

ill send you $10 if you eat your own poo and film it, smear a Sup Forums across your chest for validation, at least it also solves your food problem

Well seeing as it was the other user's idea, we'd have to get his input as well, but I'd be happy if you could cut your ankles or between your toes (if not possible upper legs will do, but then you'll have to go deep)

but you're obviously at your lowest when you need money the most meaning it's a sure thing you'll win

Fake. Enjoy growing up.

I will send $10 as well

Retarded that people only shout "get a job" because they hate their jobs.

Oh and the cuts should be with a razorblade. And they should be deep enough to impress me

OP it's Friday go to packed bar college bars with drink special would be ideal someplace that doesn't cut ppl off. Look for well dressed drunk person pickpocket the wallet take cash and put the wallet in the trash can under the trash bag so staff will find and return to the drunk retard. Do this to a few ppl and you should get a few hundred at least.

First of all I doubt I'm even capable of squeezing out a pebbles worth right now. Literally running on fumes. Second the most I'd do is let it touch my tongue. Nothing that would draw attention enough for anyone irl to find it cause lord knows you'd use the footage to shame me around here for at least a week.

The fuck does that even mean? You don't believe that small towns exist in the US anymore? And growing up has been fun as fuck, obviously. Fuck you.

I'm not gonna go deep guys. I can't risk my health like that. I'll go deep enough to draw blood and scar but thats it.

I'm definitely not smooth enough to pull that off. I'm walking autism. Its also against my values, no one stole from me to get me to this low place in life so theres no reason I should steal to get out of it

It means I can afford to send a party bus cab out to Roswell NM if you would admit you're a lazy fucking idiot, but you won't because you're a leech who obviously isn't hungry enough to move his dragging ass

user wants to lure me cross country, sounds legit right guys? Nothing could go wrong in that kind of situation right?

I'm not hopping in any fucking "party bus" so that you can rape me and sell my organs, asshole

excuses excuses, you had your chance, next time you are blowing a homeless guy for 35c just remeber you were too lazy to eat your own shit, I hope you die before you get on welfare you waste of space

And for what its worth yes I am an idiot for not planning for the worst. I had chances to get ahead while I was working but I just wasn't cut throat or ballzy enough to be respected or valued by my company. I admit it, I'm a pussy. But I'm not gonna go back to sleeping nights at the homeless shelter with some 70 year old niggers feet in my face, trying to stay hygenic in public values and being forced to roam the streets all day until the shelter reopens again, not without a fight. I'm trying.

Wish i could help. If it makes you feel any better im probably gonna kill myself soon since im about to be homeless too. Dont be weak like me

>I'm not going to accept my shame and do what I have to for survival instead of asking for handouts and making it others problem (fighting)

No shit you slimy weasel

If I can squeeze out a pebble of shit I'll lick it, & I'll make small cuts. It doesn't make sense to fuck up a chance at long term health for 10 bucks. I'm sorry I'm not predisposed to whatever sick fetishes you have to make me want to play game more

Take your own advice brother. Surely theres some options for homeless shelter sleeping and government assistance wherever you are? At least I hope you're american. I can't imagine trying to make it out in the real shithole countries

It's that time of year again that UPS is hiring a shit ton of people. You sure sound like a ton of shit to me, so why the fuck do you refuse honest work? Do you think you are better than the rest of us who work our way up from the bottom? Get a job you fucking bum.

Do you live in AZ? Are you cute?

I'll put you up if you will do degenerate sex things with me.

Thanks for the tip, I'll research whats nearby. I can't stress enough how I WAS working a real albeit shitty job before being unjustly laid off, and that I AM trying to go back to work asap. Hard work is the only thing that has ever given me a sense of dignity, and they took even that away from me. I don't want to be a beggar. If someone handed me a shovel and said start digging right now I'd fucking do it in a heart beat

So I'm down to send you some money for foods, but don't want to bother with making a PayPal. Any other way I could do this?

I live in KS. I don't know what you consider cute but I'll email you pics or videos if you want

I truly don't know of any better way. Just the fact that you give a fuck about me enough to post that gives me some warmth though user

Then start knocking on doors, useless.

Yeah that's too far. The internet is filled with cute pics.

I just want a live in boyfriend to suck off. Like a living keg, I will sip from you regularly.

Have fun with your circle jerk OP.

I guess that's what I'll be doing if craigslist doesn't immediately pan out. Not many people are open to strangers around here though, on account of being so close to a federal prison

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You sure? This is a shot to get cheap custom tailored content, although it'd be amateur as hell since I've never done it before

Nvm figured it out brother. Best of luck to you

If you aren't a liar, you'll be fine.

Literally no interest, sorry. Unless you post pics right now to generate some.

I'd like to help but I'm a discriminating customer, sorry. Hitchhike to AZ and give me a ring.

So anyone else want to do something for a free pizza then post pics of them eating it?

Fuck dude I'm on the verge of tears. Thank you so much, I promise it won't be wasted. I don't even drink or smoke. You are amazing

What kind of pic do you want? I'll have to crop out face if I post it here

Alrighty then. Later.

No worries man. I've been there before and know how it is

You body obviously. You don't even have to be naked. Just give us an idea of what we're buying here.

Salesman 101, give em just enough to get interested and no more

Bumping this thread for OP while we wait.

I'm honestly thinking he might be legit

I feel like this isn't gonna turn you on... I don't think I've ever turned anyone on. But I had to try

Ugh, good lord. I'll give you 5 bux for effort.

Stay out of AZ

I'm sorry. You were probably hoping for a twink. I wish I was one sometimes

I wish you were too OP. Sent.

do you have bitcoin op

because if so ill send you bitcoin right now. i happen to have... enough

I hope OP is not cutting his wrists cause I was mean to him

Op I will literally buy you a meal if you have bitcoin

I have a shit ton of bitcoin right now. I'd be willing to drop you a chunk of change.

What the fuck happened to OP?

Became an hero? unfortunate too because I was gonna hook him up

invest everything you still got into CHAINLINK. Do it via binance.com
It will MOON this monday and guarantee x50

Free money

bump

OP you gotta get back in here to get the monies~

How so

congratulations, you have no worldly possessions that tie you down, the world is your oyster. kill yourself.

ikr? libtards are so dumb they haven't figured out this simple trick.

it sounds like you gotta get out of there if there's nothing left for you. hitchhiking is a free way to travel. not as shitty as it seems. sure it's not convenient but it doesn't sound like you have much to lose. idk how small your town is but a lot of salvation armies will give you free gear if you tell them you're homeless. if you can get a hiking pack, a sleeping bag, a bivy (for rain/warmth) a tarp (for rain), a nice pair of clothes for when you want to look presentable and whatever food you can get for free or dumpster dive you could make your way towards wherever you think you'd have a better chance of getting work and stealth camp at night. there's usually seasonal labor you can find pretty easily. there are a bunch of resources out there for nomadic living, maybe take some time at the public library if you have one to do some research online. being homeless isn't anything to be ashamed of. dont be afraid to accept kindness from strangers, if you have some sort of plan, regardless of how minimal it is, to better yourself or inch towards what you want then it's not a handout. think of it as a bit of assistance getting where you want to be

Post more pics OP

Bitcoin donations much appreciated right now, any satoshi will help

prove youre op

Sorry everyone, literally just got done having a sit down with my landlord confirming I'm getting the boot

My friend, thank you so much. Again, words can't express my gratitude.

I just got a wallet but I'm trying to figure out how to post it without getting flagged as spam. Thanks so much if you're still here to help

does it flag btc addresses as spam? I didnt think so. if so shoot me and email [email protected]

This is from better times, back when I was at the gas station job selling those lottery tickets I had before getting fired from the most recent one. I used to like fooling around playing dress up.

I'm not op, but I could use the help just the same.
I'm unemployed, even with a bachelor's. The situation I'm in, and to an extent we're all in, prevents a lot of untapped potential from ever surfacing. Blockchain tech is going to change that, I believe.

You look better when you're not using fat angles

It is for my "electrum" wallet at least. Will send shortly from my personal email, please don't share it.

>how to post
just screencap the QR code since it won't let you plug in the wallet code on here

>get a job
>can t get a job? > join the army
>fuck off
>fuck some hot bitches

just make sure its bitcoin not bitcoin cash

and i wont share it

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Or you could time stamp a picture ? ...

If you have any to spare I am down to a couple packages of Top Ramen. Thanks in advance!

Pass

What's with the brass knucles?

Sent. Bless you, user. If you believe in that sort of thing.

This may be my final solution. I just don't know that I'm mentally fit enough to qualify.

Will try just in case that works better

Every angle is a fat angle for me. Maybe this one is closer to "cute"

stop crying, you little bitch,
yeah life is shit and millenials need to work harrder.
So work harder, get your college degree.
AND FUCK SOME BITCHES