SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD!

SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD!

not fbi bread..

I helped my daughter's friend change into different clothes and noticed she had pubic hairs, at age 8.

I'm dating someone that looks like my ex's 10 year old daughter

I put a maglight in my pooper. The 4 battery kind

Same. When I was in middle school.

ok my secret: i am responsible for the deaths of 2 familly members:
1) my daughter was born extremely prem. i selected to take her off the machines intead of seeing how long she could live;
2) when my dad was in an un retrievable coma i leaned on his chest until he could no longer agaonal breath

My brother fucked me while I pretended to be asleep. It only happened once and I'm happily married now, but I enjoyed it. No, I wouldn't have sex with him though

I've convinced 3 ex gfs to let their family dog lick their vag and record it for me

weeks ago i fucked up my neighbors dog. lil fucker spent 90% of his time barking at me or during the night. they think he got run over

is she 10?

pics or gtfo

I've maimed what you guys would call an alien...

A Mexican?

Wife's sister moved in with us. Fuck her 4-5 times a week.

i post pics of me dressed as a girl in straight threads like fb/ig, wwyd, ex gf, etc and havent been outted as a trap yet. feels so sexy when anons respond asking for more and compliment me thinking im a real girl

I've showered with my nieces quite a few times. nothing overtly sexual but still not something id post on fb or tell my friends/co workers about, for obvious reasons

so? 8-9 is normal for girls to start puberty

Every single one of these fucking threads you come post and it has yet to be interesting

cool story

> be 22 femanon
> camping trip with bf
> early morning, still dark wake up gotta pee
> run to restroom block
> gotta go past party boys tent
> they are still awake, 3 guys sitting outside smoking quietly talking
> looks like they had a good night
> hoot at me as I go past
> I kinda smile but keep going, they're honestly cute AF and I've been checking em out since they got here 2 days again, are way younger and great bods
> walking back they ask if I wanna join them
> no thanks
> can you at least show us your tits
> wtf why not
> give em a quick flash and flick skirt up to show em my ass
> they holla
> give em one more, lift shirt up again
> one guy jumps up comes right over
> sticks hands on my ass and starts kissing my neck
> I can't move
> kiss him back
> starts fingering me
> gets me going
> leads me to the tent
> as I'm crawling in he lifts my skirt up and slides his fingers into me
> I stop put my head down, ass up and just stay there half out of the tent
> takes all of 3 seconds I've got a cock in me
> am getting rammed
> let it happen, push back
> wtf am I doing
> he cums real fast, as soon as he pulls out I've got the next one in me
> he's real rough and thick, feel like I'm being torn in two
> powerfucks me for ages
> disappointed when he blows but 3rd guy gets in, he takes it slow and smooth at first, builds up quick and forces me down. Lies on top of me and goes hard
> 20 mins ago was just waking up, now I'm lying breathless having given myself to 3 drunk horny dudes
> roll over, half out of the tent again
> ask the second guy to come in with me
> get this dude to sit on my chest, I suck limp dick
> other two guys outside, I give them a show shlicking myself
> someone eats me out
> he's good, works up nice rhythm
> makes me lose it, I cum and nearly rip off this still soft dick in my mouth
> push everyone off me
> moods good, run back to my bf
> some blue in the sky, looks beautiful
> snuggle up sleep like baby

dude fuck you

how old are they?

What does it fucking matter? Haven't you noticed that's just how Sup Forums is?

I put the faces of my cousins (one brunette other blonde) in porn videos and make it look like they are being fucked by me...

7, 9

Hey, I meet you again! Please post the pics I'm hoping to see since june :D

Everyone in my life thinks I'm a girl but I actually have a penis

Probably gonna get it removed soon so I could just breathe easy

>does it matter?
>why can't you just accept repetitive, boring, regurgitated shit?
>don't you see that's what Sup Forums is?

And is it correct to accept the status quo?
Were you ever around to have an opinion of Sup Forums as something else?
Do you have no regard for idealism?

keep the penis, thats hot

Show me your touch hole

No, a real life Extra terrestrial from outer space...

Don't want to

post screen shots

God damn. An actual honest to goodness trap. Have a kik? Pls don't cut off that penis

ill see if i can take some new ones sometime, i dont have any decent recent ones.

butthurt berniefag detected

awesome

25 year old lawyer who still eats my own boogers.
Anyoneelse does this?

Married, wife is pregnant, due in Feb. I don't think I love her anymore. I'm miserable, feel trapped, problem drink to deal with the emotions. I have a mistress/fuckbuddy that is the total inverse of my wife. Catching feels for her. Wish my wife weren't pregnant so I could easily divorce her ass.

I want to see that pucci

I've been on this site long before I was of age. I'm 21 now.

This faggot again. Looking for more attention, huh

Im head write of a news agency and got a whole network to make business with, i decide what they write and if its good or bad while getting 100% of the money from companies without the CEO knowing it.

there was a customer service rep that posted in a similar thread a while ago. I'd like to talk to him.
Is it you?

I get really turned on when on fingering a girls asshole and feeling the tip of her turds. Anyone has felt the same?

27 y/o me!

had a sexual online chat with a 15 year old boy.
Very wrong, should have had some self control, but did it anyway.

15 years ago, I saved up $35,000 in cash, bought a fake ID, birth certificate and SSN, moved across the country and started a new life. My family and old friends think I'm dead.

go on

deal with it, kiddo.

...

That's absolutely badass, good on ya. What made you want to start over?

how did it get to that point? did you come on to her or her to you??

Unless you raped his ass I think you're in the clear

I know where Cotton-Eye Joe came from and where he went.

I didn't

I've molested my aunts female dog, now she always runs away everytime she see me.

Uhh

Test 2

Once I fingered my girfriend's asshole when she was drunkpassed out.

He was bi or at least curious, and loved when I talked dirty to him and sent him porn

Depression is an excuse for first world people to act like their life is shit. Third world don't have depression because they deal with shity life every day and that's all they know

I let girls rim and/or finger my ass while i'm on doggy position. Does it makes me gay?

Grow up dude. You made a commitment to your wife. You're meant to be a man, if you can't stick to your word then youre still an emotional child.
You're fucking around with a slut. She's obviously retarded for messing with a married man. If you leave your wife you think this bitch will stick by you? Of course not, she's incapable of a healthy relationship. Otherwise she would be in one already.
Your wife is carrying your child. She's tired, her body is being used, she's emotional. She needs you. She needs the man she thought she could rely upon. If she knew you were fucking someone behind her back it would destroy her. Come on man think about it, you have got the first prize. A faithful wife, a kid on the way, a family in the making. Thats what men are on this planet for.

I want you to reassess your life. You've got what you always wanted. But you're bored and chasing after shiny stuff there's no substance to that. Chase it and you will lose.

In five years time, when junior is sitting on your lap and you are roughhousing. You will look at him, remember this moment and know you made the right choice by manning up and doing the right thing for yourself, your wife and the baby.

I'd share a beer with you and help you see sense, talk it through with you, but afraid I'll punch your lights out for being so stupid.

Tldr: sort yourself out dude. Don't sabotage yourself. Recognize you've got the good stuff already.

Got tired of my old life, it was going in a direction I hated and wanted a do over.

So one day, I left everything behind and basically disappeared from the face of the Earth. In 2010 I was declared dead. I googled myself and found an online obituary

Not true, TW people also suffers of depression.
Source: me, TW inhabitant

Yeah that's fine. I knew a guy who was 16 online when I was 19, he was bicurious and we would have sex chats.

It's just words. Fuck moral crusaders.

If a man wanted to do that to you, would you accept?

do you miss 'em?

nope

Congratulations! You're not gay!

Sounds exactly like my situation. Loved the dirty, perverted chat and all the naughty fantasies

Last test
Dam tor to hell :(

i find young girls hot

asking that makes him gay

how young?

So does Dan Schneider

Sometimes, but I have a better life, a new family and new friends. I would never go back.

But he said he wouldn't let a guy do it.

Hey!
If it was a cute trap with a feminine penis, would you still say no?

like 10-14

I'm so fucking lonely anons. I haven't had a gf in 8 years despite random fucks. but that's not what i want. that doesn't make me feel less lonely. All i want is for someone to need me, to care about me as much as I need them. On top of that, all the people that i'm closest with at school and work don't want to hang out with me.

If it wasn't for my poor mom and sister, I'd kill myself immediately.

Checked and falcon punch.

How did it exactly happen?

>>TFWthisismyfetish

Woah wut - anymore details, thoughts of the whole situation now

got dam i am completely in to girls but something about girls like you that are trapped with a penis fucking turns me on would even want a full relationship turns me on do not know why

I think i have been seeing my past relationship in a way darker light than it actually was. I still think it was not healthy but maybe i should have stuck around for a talk rather than just walking out. 2+ years down the drain. Was my first relationship. Heres to you

dam dude i was programmed since a kids that the thing to do is get married have kids, thank god i analyzed everything and came to realize marriage now a days is a sham a trap best to be single or with a hot gf no attachments life is too great to sacrifice for some slut and selfish kids

Kys

Stop being a whiny little faggot. I don't wanna be an asshole but you need a kick up the ass m8.
Youre in a rut, recognise you put yourself there. You need to make a drastic change and get yourself out of it.
People don't want to hang with you? Sounds like you are terrible to be with it. I'm sure you're a great person, but obviously in a real rut. Find yourself again, stop worrying about other people and rebuild yourself. You think itnsucks being you? Imagine being one if your friends, hanging out with you. Sounds like a depressing waste of time.
Find something you like, pursue it, whether a hobby, exercise, start up idea. Make that your focus. And stop worrying about other people and why they don't like you. Work on yourself, pay less clingy attn to others and you'll find they start coming to you.

did you read Mattia Pascal?

so do I, but 5-13

hmm i like hot your girls too i mean 20 is m limit maybe 19 if their really slutty and look mature

dude how old are you? there is still hope

love going on phone sex chat lines and talking to dirty old men with a voice changer as a girl

No younger?

> Anymore details?
Not really no. It was a short space of time where I did something stupid. It pretty much happened as I explained. Was over quickly and no real time for anything else. We all had our fun and it was cool end it there. Bf and I left about midday anyway, drove past the boys camp on the way out, no sign of them, they would've still been fast asleep.
> thoughts now?
Hmmm. Not sure. I'm genuinely not a slut. I'm a one guy woman. Have no idea why I did it. Maybe just saw the opportunity, knew it was a one off, and ran with it. I had seen them around down by the beach, fishing and sitting around. Had said hi and knew they were pretty cool. There's no way I would ever repeat that. Looking back the idea that i gave myself to these guys to use makes me feel hot still, wouldnt have mattered if it was just 2 of them or 20. I would have been dtf them all. Not sure how i reconcile that. It remains a secret. Am still with bf. Am happy with what we have.

Yo after you get the op and heal wanna fuck me and my wife? You can figure out if you're gay or not.

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