OK Sup Forums we are gonna make a list of small or insignificant things that shouldn’t drive you crazy but do.
I’ll start:
>When someone lists two numbers in reverse numerical order “Yeah I should be there in like 15 or 10 minutes...”
>Making a literal statement only to have someone ask me what I mean “Can you get me the hammer user? It’s in the top drawer” *Check top drawer - no hammer exists* “It’s not there - anywhere else it could be?” “What do you mean it’s not there?”
What the fuck do you think I mean you autist?
Jason Lewis
When people talk while they're yawning.
Parker Smith
when people go on anonymous thread boards to post about first world problems "when dat nigga you was gonna fuck has HIV" - the entire country of Kenya. :(
Joseph Wilson
Women
Sebastian Walker
People using ellipses..... for everything.... or in place of commas... as if it is a suitable use for a pause... however... sometimes it makes me.... want to ..... kill.....
.....
Chase Barnes
When people repeat what you just said, but in a question for no reason. >waitress walks up to the table >what can I get you folks to drink today >I'll have a coke >you'll have a coke? No I want a fucking sprite.
Camden Miller
it's contractions that don't get me.
Evan Ward
you fucking moron.. this is called communication feedback. they are repeating it back to you to make sure you didn't spaghetti out of your pockets and just say coke when you meant sprint you cuntfuck.
Isaiah Reed
People who try and finish your sentences all the time but are usually wrong about what you were going to say.
Evan Long
"Could care less" >It's 'couldn't care less', you fucking retarded Americans.
Robert Green
>small or insignificant things that shouldn’t drive you crazy but do.
Michael Turner
I'm the one.
Jason Moore
how can you quantity the amount of care they may or may not posses
David Ross
People who after they pay while waiting in like a convenience store or something that cant seem to get their change/card back in their wallet in a timely manner. >yes you're holding up the entire line >yes the people behind you are judging you Get your shit and go jesus.
Wyatt Peterson
This, or "seen". I have a friend who say's "I seen him yesterday", so does my wife's whole family.
And she wonders why we never visit...
Colton Bell
Omg my friends from Philly do this shit all the time. Learnt is another one.
Evan Price
When People Write Like This For No Fucking Reason, Makes Me Mad
Easton Thompson
I live in a small town with a very high number of elderly and they think it's OK to chat to the shopkeeper while I'm waiting to pay and GTFO to get to work.
Nicholas Scott
Niggers
I cant even.
Christopher Hill
Fat people riding the handicap carts and grocery stores. Idk why. It just makes me so angry. I want to kick them.
Justin Allen
They have hormonal conditions.
Colton Anderson
Speaking internet lingo or text speech aloud. Like literally saying L.o.l. Get hit by a bus.
Jace Johnson
This.
Owen Adams
not sure how to say this so i’ll just give an example
when people say something like “every blanket isn’t green” when really they mean “not every blanket is green”
Kevin Collins
People with bad grammer fucking drive me nuts.
Kevin Howard
People actually write like that? I thought it was some function on the app or keypad I hadn't previously found. But It Is Really Fucking Annoying To Try To Write Like This.
Henry Diaz
Those fucking plastic folder things that you can never put paper inside.
Cameron Lewis
it’s always blacks people that type like that. idk why
Dylan Diaz
Learnt British. Go read Harry potter
Oliver Powell
Kek.
Andrew Diaz
when black girls call each other sis
John Price
Shouldn't haven't married a nigger if you don't like it.
Samuel Turner
and filthy fucking nigger-dick loving thot whores
Colton Hill
It's harder, why do it???
Bentley Green
...
Kevin Clark
I don't think my nigga tyquon read Harry potter.
Christian Baker
Oh no, my wife doesn't do it. She can't stand it either. But her family is white trash. She's the only one who graduated from college in her entire family.
Adam Brown
...
Henry Clark
80's radio stations.
The commercials, the music, the whole vibe is just fucking retarded and I get very irritated if its playing around me while I'm working.
Juan Turner
People who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and don't move, even when I could easily go around them it pisses me off to a ridiculous level.
Joshua Cooper
when family members ask me how college is going
every. fucking. day.
Easton Nguyen
When you do a bump of meth at midnight because you're drunk and forget that it will keep you up for 24 hours straight so you end up trying to masturbate, but your dick won't get hard and you end up rubbing all the skin off your dick and show up at the funeral all sketched out and with a throbbing sore dick and don't know how to explain to your wife why you look like shit and can't have sex for a week.
Joshua Garcia
they are repeating it back to you to make sure you didn't spaghetti out of your pockets and just say coke when you meant sprint you cuntfuck.
just say coke when you meant sprint you cuntfuck.
when you meant sprint
sprint
Who's the cuntfuck?
Juan Johnson
People who throw rubbish on the ground when they are but 10 feet from a bin. I'm not an eco warrior by any means but this shit just infuriates me.
Bentley Evans
When people put glass cups in the bottom of the sink almost guaranteeing broken glass everywhere When people put forks/knives on top of the frying pans
Henry Turner
this
Brandon Williams
>people that greentext without greentexting >cuntfuck.jpg
Christian Turner
when my dog doesn't watch me when I masturbate. He used to do it all the time but now it's like he's lost interest
Zachary Adams
People who confuse "learn" and "teach"/"borrow" and "lend"
>I don't know how to wipe my arse, can you learn me?
>I need some money, can I lend some off you?
Joseph Garcia
w..when people think i’m weird for being a submissive dude. :( it makes me sad. i can’t control myslef
Xavier Lewis
Dude. I literally know exactly how this feels. Except it was a wedding and not a funeral.
Jeremiah James
This actuallyhappened to me last weekend. I'm 39 years old and have no idea what possessed me to try meth. This is my pet peeve.
Grayson Nguyen
>>people that greentext without greentexting >>cuntfuck.jpg
Tyler Adams
That was caused by homestuck One of the trolls talked like that Faggots online started copying
Camden Perez
Meth is great nigga
Sebastian Sullivan
Ugh. If you had 48 hours to kill with no one contacting you, it might be a fun drug. But that was fucked.
Jaxson Moore
when they're grammar is way to bad for there age
Brandon Smith
I got tired of waiting on a corner for some drug dealer to sell me shitty coke, so I sorted out that dark net thing. Dream market. But now I can just order whatever the fuck I want in the mail. Meth was the latest frontier.
Last one on the list is mescaline. And now I have a gram of meth I don't know what to do with. I have 3 young kids, so I can't really do it.
Henry Myers
.. the answer is obvious. give it to your kids. shit would be so funny.
Cooper Campbell
Hate it when this happens.
Alexander Evans
you made it a bit too obvious
Blake Edwards
I heard dream was shit and filled with scammers, how was it?
Joshua Green
Nah. They're ages 5, 7, 9. Smart kids too.
Luis Clark
Never had a problem. Got every single delivery without fail. I'm in Canada, so I generally kept to Canadian dealers, but I've had about 10 deliveries without problems.
Evan Morris
yeah. a little too old for it to be hilarious. you could probably sell them as sex slaves and use the proceeds to buy more drugs though. any of them a girl? ill buy her.
Chase Ward
Edge lord. Kek.
Jonathan Evans
> You just know this lonely, greasy piggy looks like the slovenly child from 'Gamer'.
Jonathan Rivera
Fat people who blame genetics/hormones/ whatever else but never themselves. People in public places generally not paying attention to their surroundings, like standing in the middle of a walk way or getting angry at you if they run into you. People who make scenes in public acting like a bunch of Neanderthals. People who talk louder than goddamn sports announcers, I literally dont understand how they don't realize their voice is 10x louder than everyone else's
Brody Reyes
what does he look like? i am lonely and havent showered for like 2 days.
James Morris
this is a surprisingly non-autistic thread
Jack Williams
Girls with drawn on eyebrows
Jack Kelly
i hate it when people are not white.
Jordan Jones
girls with drawn on vaginas
Carson Gonzalez
>the irritating sound people make when they smack their lips while they eat > worst yet when someone insists on having creamy fettuccine and the noise is coupled by the nauseating asscum cream all over their shitty lips makes me go crazy
Noah Phillips
I hate when you are pounding it and she starts to cry and ask when she can go home. bitch, i took you and you are mine forever.
Xavier Flores
Sounds like you might have a mild form of that disorder, dk the name. The sound of people eating makes you go crazy.
Justin Johnson
When girls sit like this in church. Pisses me off, but shouldn't.
Angel Young
people who say something to you, but when you dont hear them and then ask them to repeat themselves, they so "never mind" like they didnt even want to talk to you in the first place
Evan Richardson
Hahahaha I know this feeling except not with meth, but with Adderall (I have a legal prescription). Only for me it goes like this
>take Adderall early in the morning >smoke some weed >once Adderall is kicking in go ahead and pour myself a stiff drink >browse Sup Forums and inevitably see something that turns me on >could just masturbate but end up getting sucked into Adderall mode and keep searching for the next best video/image >before long, I'm drunk, dick is limp, and skin becomes raw from trying to masturbate with flaccid benis
Oh, speed.
Bentley Morales
i do that all the time. i often will mumble a joke or pun and i dont want to repeat it because it wouldnt be funny unless it was timed right.
Jason Myers
Where's the 'like' button on this site?
Carter Cook
I think of "sis" as more of a white thing...
either way, hearing someone say it makes me cringe