Welcome to the gamer club of pro gamers republic...

Welcome to the gamer club of pro gamers republic. To enter you need to tell me within ten seconds on why you are a real gamer.

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cause i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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logged 500 days of play time on WoW

BEFORE burning crusade

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i beat farmville on hard mode

I played megaman legends 1 and 2 filthy casuals DONT EVEN KNOW

im virgin

I NUT to overwatch

all real gamers, come on in

gives me something with which to fill the empty voice in my life

now I will brag about beating Bombman on my first playthrough of Megaman 1 without taking damage

I brought the little caesars

Because im socially retarded and people who play games accept that

I pre ordered CoD WW2

9k hours logged on steam

because i can understand all the jokes and science in rick and morty. i can also 420 no scope in megaman 2

I'm a real gamer because I'll die 100+ times on the hardest possible d if do, on each and every single level, for 2 things:

>Achievement / Trophy
>Just to say I fucking did it

i still have some games that need 3 cds to be installed

Alright fellas we have one spot left for the pro gamer club of pro gamers republic, who ever can answer the following question can enter. What do gamers eat?

What theyr parents prepare, if they live alone just order a fucking pizza

Little caesars and soda while doing an all nighter at your friends house

Doritos, other junk food, and the bodies of our enemies. No witnesses.

Dicks

checkm8

whatever's around, Pepsi, and easy to prepare shit

all wrong answers cmon now, a true gamer knows.

Anything Steam puts in their mouth

we playin dnd or smash bros? i brought both dont worry

marry me

cheetos

A well balanced diet to improve performance obviously.

stale leftovers and tap water

I see less than 9k hours nerd. Nice spiral knights though, good game.

tendies with good boy points

that doesn't count the out-of-game trading :^) ok yeah im just bullshitting
thanks though ~~

Doritos n Mountain Dew

Oh yeah, pizza rolls and hot pockets.

Spiral Knights used to be my escape, still love the OST.

No guys you got it all wrong, I am afraid I have to deny you.

OP confirmed faggot.

I have it all B) I still play sometimes but fuck the energy system
You're a cool dude user

I am the TWO TIME!

1993.
1994.

That's BACK TO BACK.

Blockbuster online gaming champion of the online gaming community of the Internet.

Nice dubs but that won't let you in my slightly long and thin dicked compadre

Kip?

spiral knights used to be the fucking shit

Just brought it up on Spotify haha, this is a blast from the past. Yeah the energy system sucks but the boss missions are occasionally fun to play.

Fucking hell the "lucky knight" theme is a banger.

Alrighty fellas, since I know you guys are struggling to find out what gamers eat, im giving you a hint. Search: Gamers Eat

Pizza rolls, potato chips, and Hot Pockets washed down with Mountain Dew

The screams of angry respawned 12yo's

Cause i own razer products

I have over 5000hrs in the CS from 1.6 to GO
I'm G rank in ESEA and regularly pug with pros
I have FPS skills that people fucking dream about

cause i play games...

Pic related

Of course the answer is "ur moms pussi fagget lolollllolol"

Screenshots or bullshit

Oh, you call yourself a gamer because you play COD? Bitch PLEASE! I am a gamer, YOU are a Lemming. I've got a game from every damn genre, I've got FPSs, TPSs, RTSs, RPGs, Racing, Horror, Sims, I've even got bloody JRPGs. I've got AAAs, indies, art houses, I've got prequels, sequels, should never of been made-els, I've got standard editions, special editions, collectors editions, Limited editions, legendary editions. I've got Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy pocket, I've got X-Box, I've got Playstation, I've got DLC, I've got expansion packs, map packs, weapon pack, content packs, I have something of EVERYTHING! I, and take note, I am a gamer you bloody Lemming, I play real games, no matter the console or genre, that stir real emotion, I play everything from Fallout and Mass Effect, to Gears of war and Assassins Creed, to Banjo Kazooie and viva pinata, to, yes, even Call of Duty. So you shut up, get in line and throw your money at Activision for the same damn shooter every year, so that WE can get PROPER games published, and stop calling yourself a Gamer you self entitled, hate filled, slur slinging little wannabe.

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what, you wanna 1v1?

"Game"
"Game" + "ing" -> Act of playing games
"Game" + "er" -> Who plays games
Me = Gamer

Nah, I would win anyway

lmao lets go

give me a 1v1 IP lil pussy

I can't even play right now, I was just joking around. But be careful with what you post here Adam, some people are trash af.

fucking Gamer Fuel already.

Spike up your hair Smash Mouth

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gamers eat games you fucking noob out of my way before i WASD the fuck up

IP + essae lol Don't do that Adam ()

Somebody once told me the world was Gonna Roll me

pssst it's not actually him you fucking newfag

BY GOD, THE REAL GAMER HAS RETURNED. HE WHO KNOWS WHAT GAMERS EAT KNOWS ALL. COME IN QUICK, BEFORE THEY COME

Just busting his balls chill

Only mountain dew game fuel

Your first name is Stuart?

I have 600 hours in realm of the mad god

no need i am god

Thats just a pantry with shoes and fertilizer and a deep freeze.....oh shit its a trap