>Saturday, March 25 New England Revolution vs Minnesota United, 2pm EST NY Red Bulls vs Real Salt Lake, 4pm Columbus Crew vs Portland Timbers, 7:30pm
>Friday, March 31 Toronto FC vs Sporting KC, 7:30pm Seattle Sounders vs Atlanta United, 10pm
>Saturday, April 1 NYCFC vs San Jose Earthquakes, 2pm Chicago Fire vs Montreal Impact, 3pm Columbus Crew vs Orlando City SC, 4pm DC United vs Philadelphia Union, 7pm Minnesota United vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm Houston Dynamo vs NY Red Bulls, 8:30 Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas, 9pm Vancouver Whitecaps vs LA Galaxy, 10pm
>Sunday, April 2 Portland Timbers vs New England Revolution, 9pm
>it's an international break episode not fond of these brevs
at least >my club starters can recover since so many are ded
Evan Johnson
Minnesota United.
Jose Anderson
Oh please, sorry I don't blindly follow the collective mls owner's wishes and desires. I love >my team, and hate that they are essentially kneecapped because some flyover fuck team doesn't want to spend.
I know the history of the sport in the country, which is why i just go with it after all is said and done.
And fucking Ted is just a guy with a foot in his mouth perpetually, and a total joke. Hurts the pro/rel cause, not that anything would change were he to disappear.
they have so many attractive and stable sites to choose from, why would they pick Detoilet?
Ryan Thompson
>jail site fitting
Charles King
You're assuming they'll pick a location for a reason other than, "a billionaires wants it there."
Justin Wilson
what did he mean by this??
Elijah Murphy
what are we going to do when we ultimately lose third place to panama?
Carson Thomas
continue living life
Julian Evans
We'll be fine when the A team gets together. Although we are desperately shit in the striker department with Wood and an old man Dempsey being the only good forwards available. Which is why I hope Arena brings on Green as bench depth because Altidore is too fucking comfortable due to no competition
Jack Jones
Green isn't playing for his 2nd division team Besides two very different skill sets
Daniel Brown
Hes going to get minutes soon at Stuttgart. Plus he's playing as a pseudo forward winger which is what we need. Green and Wood linking up at a fast pace on the field is better than Wood having to rely on Dozy not to fuck up a pass or not fall behind in his shit tier positioning.
Carson Peterson
just give San Diego a team already
Robert Barnes
c o w t o w n first, they put the work in with their usl team.
Easton Cruz
but muh mexicans and landon
Isaac Parker
>prime piece of downtown real estate >let's build a jail here l m a o Unironically hope they get an expansion slot. They might just end up being the biggest spender in the midwest
Tyler Foster
meme our way into the WC via the playoff
Adam Flores
Such a good badge
William Nelson
>perf
Anthony Roberts
Is Chicago gonna move Juninho or McCarty or what?
Julian Kelly
Neither they are gonna just play accam and 8 CMs
Camden Wright
And Matt Polster's stuck way down the bench too.
John Harris
>the state of Dax
Bentley Garcia
Dax will play and some bad team will get polster like min of soda
Jack Wilson
So how did they convince Bastian to go to essentially a equivalent of a relegating team with dwindling attendance?
James Sanchez
By ignoring most of the details like who is on the roster, how bad they've done recently, where exactly is Toyota Park, and other stuff Also money
Owen Jackson
money, living in America and going on an adventure, to people that aren't born and raised here seeing all the parts of America is a big draw
Oliver Bailey
4.5 million for a year
Joseph Carter
Haven't been in these threads in like 2 years. Am I still the only RSL supporter? Also, fuck Jeff Cassar and fuck the front office for not having the balls to fire him in the offseason. I welcome Petke though.
Landon Bell
I wonder how he's going to feel from winning most of the time to now losing most of the time. I bet his agent is going to get a yelling.
Easton Gutierrez
Nignogs may pick up soccer. Also, the city is cheap as hell compared to Milwaukee, Indianapolis or Philadelphia. You can get a “blight(ed)“ house for a few grand and renovate it. They're doing this since a few years now, to revive the city
Xavier Gutierrez
Also, media market
Ryder Wright
More likey he'll get a raise. He just dealt a war criminal to the shooting capital of the usa for an exorbitant fee
it's more fun watching them crash and burn, especially how injury prone this guy is
John Scott
team is the hot new thing in town so theres shitloads of hot girls at all the games.pretty based.
>Now
Kayden Collins
shame it won't last huh?
Brody Cooper
is petke gonna be rsl's new coach? that'd be cool
its chicago! (bridgeview)
Luis Brown
>tfw she trades in her anti social social club hoodie for an ATL jersey >tfw in two months she trades the ATL jersey for a thrasher hoodie
Josiah Cook
its gonna take a while for the "new" to wear off, especially with a new stadium still on the way. If we keep winning the hype will never fade, if we turn to shit...yeah.
Elijah Sanders
>I'm a Real Salt Lake why would you wish this on anyone else?
Zachary Hernandez
Bench Mccarty and Schweini slots in.
Colton Martin
Stay mad Doylefags. Basti is going to easily put in good performances and bench overrated trash like McCarty.
Ethan Wood
>international break >league games still being played >only one side missing players Retarded
William Jackson
So which old superstar is available for da Loons to sign? We need some hype desu
Parker Phillips
there are bigger problems when the first 2/3rds of a season literally and utterly doesn't mean shit.
Jack Turner
>side
top o' the morning 2 ya
Jason Garcia
...
Cooper Anderson
T I M B E R S
is synonymous with
S U C C e s s
Jose Adams
he have a job yet?
Aiden Wilson
...
Nathaniel James
Lmfao the biggest bust of all time
Jordan Edwards
From a presser from the new owner of the Cosmos >Commisso says the peak American Soccer was in the 1930s, when the US made the semifinals of the World Cup. >Commisso: Why do we have a semifinalist in 1930s an nothing since? We're not doing a great job. >Commisso: The Cosmos should be moving up to MLS, not Minnesota. #Cosmos >Commisso: I think Don Garber said p/r will be in MLS in 20 years. I'm going to be dead in 20 years. Here competition is administered. >Commisso: "My opinion: The number one reason that US pro soccer has failed [is the lack of pro/rel]."
Wyatt Foster
Aren't they the club that keep bankrupting themselves but keep finding new owners who value the '''''''''brand''''''?
Hunter Ortiz
Adu transfer rumors are the gift that keeps on giving lmao
Colton Ortiz
What's the Indonesian league like?
Brody Rogers
so another ted-lite owner of the cosmos, that sort of person who would buy in to that shit.
Charles Allen
He also said red bull hasnt invested enough in new york soccer and fucked off to germany
No, you cant use our stadium
Jonathan Johnson
Didn't the cosmos go bankrupt and bring the nasl down with them?
Jonathan Myers
Both the league and the Cosmos were saved by this guy I'm sure this will lead to the NASAL accepting their place on the totem pole
Benjamin Roberts
holy shit how low can he possibly get?
before you know it he's gonna try to fake his age to play against high schoolers and he'll still lose
Xavier Martinez
I just feel bad for him desu he was great for >us
Jayden Walker
>its a klansmann likes old german player episode
Landon Bennett
...
Michael Hall
those guys are all insane
Jaxson Gonzalez
Wait, they've been trying this whole time?
Jose Foster
It's cute that every MLS team think they are going to be global """clubs"""
Eli Bennett
>global clubs literally only LA Galaxy and NY Cosmos are global clubs
Joseph Johnson
AHHAHAHAAH
Cooper Williams
Most people will know Galaxy because of Beckham's impact Most casual football fans will know NY Red Bulls because of Henry's impact Most diehard football fans will know of Montreal because of Drogba's impact
Everybody took notice of Orlando and NYFC last yr but quickly forgot about them
Adrian Hill
kek
Jeremiah Martin
Kaka and Pirlo m8
Hunter Jenkins
Dax is getting old. Just find some Miazga like academy player and put them in the midfield. A player like Acosta comes to mind.
Nathaniel Collins
adu should just die already
Nolan Bell
Crazy idea: all-American MLS XI vs all-American Europe XI, winner makes up USMNT
Luke Lopez
>battle of the memes
Noah Carter
It honestly wouldnt be a competition since the Euro side will have Johnson, Pulisic, Wood and Brooks with the MLS counterparts being mediocre to trash except maybe Nagbe and Acosta.
Brandon Richardson
You're actually a fucking idiot. The marginal benefit to the team from upgrading an already pretty decent position (Juninho/McCarty are one of the better CM pairings in MLS) compared to upgrading a glaring weakness (like CAM or RB) is insignificant. This is absolutely a terrible move by the Fire and a gigantic waste of money. Especially since the fucking guy is nearly guaranteed to get injured
Mason Mitchell
My boss's older brother used to play soccer with Adu before he became the great American hope
Colton Bennett
With how substandard the level is in MLS, Schweinsteiger will be able to operate as a box to box with defensive responsibilities without wearing himself out too badly. Thats a different story when playing away games though.
Aaron Turner
I doubt that He's not really close to what he once was
Benjamin Walker
But lletget came from west hams first teams bench. I think the guy is highly underrated.
Joshua Myers
>Schweinsteiger will be able to operate as a box to box with defensive responsibilities without wearing himself out too badly
Michael Robinson
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>a box to box midfielder with ruined legs Yeah, no.
Nolan Jones
No one presses or pressures as intense as in the top european leagues. There's always constant open spaces in MLS games. You are kidding yourself if you think this league is tough tactically.
The physical wear and tear comes from grueling conditions in away games and playing in shitty turf. Chicago bought Schweinsteiger because they figure they can use him as a box to box who can stabilize their midfield and protects the backline
Samuel Taylor
>Brooks
Brandon Lewis
This league is really beginning to bug me. Maybe ted did have a point.
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Isaiah Nelson
I agree with you but Schweini's legs are done for. He is going to need physical therapy almost every game or two.
Jayden Smith
Sure. But if they had spent their $4.5M on a DP attacking mid and a TAM right back instead of a very good but injury prone central midfielder when they already have two above average MLS CMs, they'd be a much better team.
Jason Hill
>Man U to play summer friendlies against the Galaxy and Real Salt Lake That's a second strange one
Andrew Russell
>an NASL team and an MLS team below the red line
Literally who?
Dominic Martin
Unironically our best defender besides Cameron. You have to be an imbecile to rate any mls CB right now Doyle. Your shilling isnt even amusing at this point.
Henry Mitchell
Because Pirlo has been so good in MLS, right?
Eli Wright
Then he needs to stop being a fucking embrassment in games that actually matter He was good during that thing last summer but when it actually matters he's a disaster
Ryder Perez
>Zlatan plays first half for ManU >announce Zlatan trade at half time >plays second half for Galaxy
