So have you made any money with your music yet, user?

>So have you made any money with your music yet, user?

>She thinks musicians make money
D U M P E D

>She

She's making fun of you you dip.

isn't that tay's lesbo friend

im in it for the music man

(You)
D U M P E D

Yes. I really want Karlie and Taylor to mate. Their children would be glorious.

>making fun of my of my hobby on our first date
D U M P E D

>shit 12 year olds say

i would just be happy watching the sex tape

>butterface
disgusting

She's not making fun of your hobby she's making fun of your life choices.

Don't bully Karlie.

>Asking a question is implying that you're a failure
D U M P E D

It's a rhetorical question.

Is it, though?

No.

>So, user, why don't you play a COOL instrument?

just play jazz clubs and be a rhythm guitarist. you'll make money.

XD

s-shut up you play ukulele

i've made about $60 from donations on my "pay what you want" bandcamp albums. better than nothing i guess

Made $160 (split 4 ways) off a gig, and $5 off album sales.

I've made 2 dollars off of shitty EDM albums i made 10 years ago

Is she suppose to be attractive, or...

I made $1.90

>she

>$5 off album sales

>somebody actually paid 10 bucks for my band's shitty unproduced death metal demo

I've made like 40 bucks off my music baby, I'm basically a superstar

>you'll never be a 10/10 model that just has to pose for pictures and remarry young CEOs to be set for the rest of her life

you realize they spends hours taking one photo right?

my gf is a shitty catalog model. and she spent 5 hours just for them to take a shitty pic of her wearing a jacket. cause the company said it didn't look that well.

>the virgin walk

nah it's half an hour taking the photo, 4 and a half hours of her taking every dick offered to her

gib model gf

*only to be dumped and replaced by a 10-year-younger version of you once you turn 30

You'd probably end up with a decent payout, but still, discaded

idc if they do or not. I just want pussy and drugs

that's fine when the alternative is being alone the whole time and having to work for money

>tfw 29

Abbey Lee you turned 30 a few months ago.

ukulele is cool

>ukulele is cool

yeah occasionally some Chinese guy buys my album for $1 on bandcamp

poor abbey

Why is it that any girl with a variation of the name Carly that isn't spelled the traditional way ends up being a lesbian? I know a Karly and a Carli irl, and they're both les. Now this Karlie is also a lesbian. Why is (C)arl(y) such a lesbian name?

That really nice tongue flick lesbos do while eating each other out is called a "Karlie".

>10/10

Yes. :^)

Holy shit, (C)arl(y) really is a lesbian name.

Sidenote, the Carli I know is really cute and I have a crush on her even though I know she'll never be into me. Never should have fallen for the meme that is a lesbian.

No, but I can still cum on your face, right?

Yes. Can I sex you now?

>thinking you could handle this

SPOOKED

perfect

alright i admit it that body.... i would be a two pump chump oh myyyyy shes so perfect

definitely 'mirin

but god, what the fuck is wrong with her neck. it's like a captain stubasa drawing

also holy shit how do you take those pics without a raging erection

yes, someone bought my bandcamp EP for $2 a few months ago

Time to slide in them DMs