I'm visiting USA in November and I have two tickets to see this fucking asshole cunt.
Trips decides what I yell out during the show.
I've always been surprised nobodies heckled him before. He's so anti-Trump, it seems obvious that a couple of Trump supporters would show some support for the President.
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I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK
He is terrible. I remember when late night TV was funny. Sadly he's not the only one....
They've got pretty heavy security at the front door.
''I JUST POOPSMOKED BUTTHASH, IT GETS YOU HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER''
It's not a live show OP. I'm sure there's been heckling before, but it gets edited out for the broadcast.
Jet fuel,can't melt steal beams
I miss Dave =(
I'll get my partner to record me heckling anyway, we might even Facebook live it.
Nice ear faggot
they are just going to edit it out. it's not filmed live. Yell "i'm a faggot." because you are.
Go back to France, you Frenchy!!
>I've always been surprised nobodies heckled him before.
I guess you've never heard of Jason Stone, huh?
He was the first guy to mess with Colbert on his show... and the last.
Some say Colbert tracked him down and cut out his tongue, others, well, let's just say they don't think Stone was so lucky.
Truth is, no one knows what happened to Stone. If anyone saw what happened, they'd be too afraid to say anything.
I'd stay away from fucking with Colbert, bro. Bad things happen to people who fuck with Colbert, bad things.
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You do realize the show isn't taped live right? Anything you yell will just get you tossed out and noting saved.
Fucking right wing assholes are immune to thinking shit through.
You'll just be edited out if you do anything good
Just yell I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!
My partner is going to video it, we will likely facebook live it.
kill yourself
IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK
>TRUMP IS NOT RACIST
yell this as you run up on stage and take Colby cheese's glasses.
If too pussy, wait for him to respond to your rebel yell and get in heated argument with him live
ok i cant belive i haft to explain this
the show isnt live
if you heckle he will have you removed and they will retape and tell people to laugh anyway
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Reroll
60% of republicans are also anti-trump at this point.
Yelling shit out will be funny. You should do it and get yourself kicked out so they have to retype that segment and no one will ever know but you.
>I've always been surprised nobodies heckled him before. He's so anti-Trump
Trump supporters have something Liberals will never understand. CLASS & MANNERS
you know that comedians all practice what they say and do when they get heckled, right? He's just going to make you look like an idiot, or at least more of an idiot than you already look like
lol yea, just like the man himself. kekekek
It's not taped live. Even if you yell something, it'll get cut out.
America stopped caring about class and manners long ago, sadly.
Call him "The epitome of Alzheimer's"
Shouldn't you be fucking your sister right now?
There are not a lot of Trump supporters in the US especially not in New York. New York especially NYC fucking hates Trump. No one is driving up from middle America to heckle him. It's not live, so they'll just cut it and escort you out.
this.
heckling a comedian is a good way of getting a big fat emasculating cock slapped across your face and never getting laid by anyone who witnesses the aftermath ever again.
Maybe you'll get lucky, and heckle a new comedian who is so green they have no experience with it, and are naturally not cut out to be comedians and won't take you apart in front of your friends. But by the time a comedian makes it on to TV, they've got more fucking experience hooking your asshole up to your own mouth and making you cycle your own diarrhea through yourself than you can even imagine.
That said, OP should totally do it, and film it, and share it with the world. Do it faggot. I want to see this.
I doubt youd even yell anything on a rollercoaster you pussy ass bitch
already did that
I agree. Do it. I wanna see OP get his ass handed to him.
Roll for trips
"And thats the waaaaay the news goes!"
Hitler did nothing wrong
PEPE
>America stopped caring about class and manners long ago, sadly.
Only LIBERAL America.
It's just one of the many reasons they got destroyed last November.
FUCK TRUMP!
Yeah...no, not taking the bait.
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Kill yourself.
This. And please stop with the Rick and mortgage stupid shit. How fucking autistic do you have to be to be spewing out garbage from a fucking normal dumpster show?
Also not giving a fuck about putting mortgage.
Stephen for president
Yeah, when people think of the epitome of manners and class, they think.... lol... Donald..... oh man I can't even.... Tromppp a hahahahahahahahaha and his supporters ololololololo my fuggen sides
this
PEPE
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Colberts a better man than you could ever be.
Call him a beta cuck fag
Stop being mad that trump is a joke
BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!
It was always shit aimed at tools like you
With what studio time costs per minute to operate, they wouldn't wait for the host to even heckle him, security would just drag him out with maximum efficiency so they can pick back up and reshoot. Those big soundstages are in the tens of thousands of dollars per minute to run. No company is going to waste a full minute on OP's self-importance.
you had internal trips and wasted them
pepe
>>get inside show
>> security details that anyone who disrupts show will be kicked out and persecuted
>>op gets scared shitless and backs out
do it pussy
Craig was the better choice
I agree with this one
"nigger"
It amazes me you retards never actually look at stats on rates of inbreeding
spoiler: whites, generally, do not do this- check the rates at which arabs engage in it though
I am offended
Every joke until you get kicked out
I hate dirty rotten butthole breath niggers
He actually was, I agree, but they weren't going to reign him in from his freewheeling Funtime. Also, the puppets and robot thing... eesh.
Craig was my favorite late show host of all time, even better than the early Letterman.
Says the kid on Sup Forums
Retard, familiarize yourself with trends in inbreeding. It hasn't even been one century since the inbreeding was so fucking bad in Germany that the Nazis had to forcefully switch babies in delivery rooms to mothers across the country in a desperate attempt to spread the fucking genes around more.
Britain. Totally inbred. Totally acceptable for millennia. Rome. Same. Everywhere in between. Same. In the US, not even illegal until very recently, and had to be made illegal bc of the number of europeans moving here specifically because marrying your cousin had been outlawed across Europe.
But sure, claim a few decades after if falls out of fashion that your people are superior because you don't engage in that sort of thing.
Derp on then.
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OP hopes senpai will notice him and give him deep wet cummies
kid on Sup Forums also says this hilarious shit:
haha yeah FUCK those evil libruls!!1
You are also a kid on Sup Forums. And if you think Trump or his little fringe of remaining supporters represent manners, you have some shit manners, and if you think they represent some class, that says a lot about the class you're in.
Lock Her UP!
LOCK her uP
