You're in the club and this guy makes a move on your best girl

You're in the club and this guy makes a move on your best girl.

Wat do?

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He wouldn't, he's a fag

Put a firm hand on his shoulder and whisper softly in his ear:
>you dont have to pretend anymore, tsuu

>implying he would not do the move on me instead
And I'd let him desu.

>should we take this outside?

gtfo fags, there is a separate board for gay stuff

>don't touch me, I like women

>going to a club

I would place a finger softly on his lips, making uncomfortable eye contact and maintaining a longer even more uncomfortable silence.

Without warning, I would throw my head back and screech with full autism
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

cash me outside

>on your best girl

Well the first thing I'd do is ask him for how long and that she's quite expensive. Then I would offer my other girls to his friends, then I would get the payment take my cut and let the girls do their job.

I guess I just take home my second best girl because there's no way I compete with the perfect picture of masculinity that is CR7.

set him on a date with my gay friend

>my gay friend

sure thing, im sure you guys are just >friends

id get on my tippy toes to make him feel insecure about his height until he retreats embarrassed.

Tell him it's a flat fee of £50,000 to use her uterus and to call me after Badr Hari has helped him ejaculate into the test tube by smashing his prostate

cut inside

Hide my boipussy

channel my inner /desi/ and rape him to assert dominance

>on my best girl
so nobody?

>implying Muslims work and don't take welfare instead

Ask him if he wants to use her for a test tube baby.

WHY

Oh, hay Ronnie!

>english goal tending

ts-tsu?

its just a classmate from college la calm down i have a gf

Do you guys think he's a good friend, or is he as much of an egomaniacal bitch-fitter as he seems to be on the field? I personally don't see him giving too much shit over anyone else other than in purely superficial level.

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