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Glam Metal is the superior Metal

Only Contrarians will disagree

>nu-male
What is this, 2003?

back then they were just fags

YOU DON'T REMEMBER
I'LL NEVER FORGET

t. tourist

What are some /metal/ approved RYM profiles?

Nice try, tourist

this general hates melodeath more than glam i swear to god

tourist holocaust

>caring about RYM profiles
Isn't your flight now boarding?

>nu-male
t. ourist

phoneposter scum fuck off

Is metal satanic?

This kills the tourist

>carring about buttdeath

That is a demonstrable lie. If you're basing that on the last three generals then, my friend, you're a Tourist.

>haven't masturbated in 30 years
metal for this feel ?

t. tourist

hard to say

>Fabio - after dark

C U C C

Marching Out

only black metal (Simply.)

>The triliogy below Darkthone
Black Cilice, I think

but melodeath is worse than glam

is that caller of the storms without glasses

E I G H T FUCKING MELOSHITS. SOMEHOW ONE MORE FOUND ITS WAY TO THE POLL THAT WASN'T POSTED FOR 2 THREADS AND VOTED MELOSHIT AS THE APEX OF THE METAL GENRE

EIGHT FUCKING MELOSHITS

>Under chastity lock and key
>not nu-male

t. glamcuck trying to divert the hate away from his glorified hard rock

name a bigger sign of a tourist than being a poptimist and listening to glam """""metal"""""

Does it hurt?

listening to any of these

I can't stop listening to Galneryus someone send help

>That is a demonstrable lie.
yes it is
but still consider the lengths people go to to shit on melodeath, saying "IT HAS NEVER EVER BEEN GOOD"

t. listens to gay shit like belakor and insomnium

Pretending cybergrind isn't the ultimate tourist metal.

Preacher was the only good tripfag this general has had, I miss his joocey recs

Pic related is objectively better than any glam album.

A lot of it is just for show
Some black metal acts have ties with anticosmic satanic cults, but most bands are either atheist, deist or laveyan

nice blogpost

take the Versailles pill you mong

Looked it up. Goddamn it sucks. That was disappointing.
>he thinks tourist = numale
Fucking tourists

umm try again sweetie

What do tourists listen to anyway

t. uses his mother's hairspray to get puffy hair while masturbating to pictures of Scissor Sisters
>the lengths people go to to shit on melodeath
t. Tourist

Ooh yeah I kinda forgot about preacher
He was nice
Where'd he go?

>Gaynostrils

I already took it and did this to me pic related

t. ourist

>Wacken normies these stoked to see Batushka

When did Wacken become so tourist friendly?

youtube.com/watch?v=e_1-XNwjOAA

Do we really have to over this again? Fucking Tourist
He's out there, conquering the Moors

Help i cant tell if this album is nu-male or trve-male

>t. uses his mother's hairspray to get puffy hair while masturbating to pictures of Scissor Sisters
nice
you have to make up dumb shit to even form a response to the fact that you listen to gay shit like wintersun and in flames

probably homeless again

Batushka is low-cost airline company metal

I'd say around 2007
It's a revival, so it's automatically numale

It's tourist level bad power metal

Cybergrind filters tourists like nothing else you falsie.

youtube.com/watch?v=ObtI9ICekgs

JOHNNY!!

Batushka is the hot new black metal band everyone loves now. What do you think

>not even trying
t. butthurt glamcuck

What's the top meme round here these days? Is it still nu-male posting?

The vocalist is nu-male, the rest is actually 9/10 band
>tfw another band ruined by vocalist like Overkill

The Berzerker is the only Cybergrind worth shit

t. Tourist

t. Tourist

they're probably all just one guy using a proxy

tourism

>wacken touries impressed by gimmicks

And somehow you are surprised?

redditors get out of my /metal/
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>tfw lost in necropolis

>there is a website dedicated to metal tourism
metaltravelguide.net/

Glam is too shit to be even called tourist-core, it's fucking human smuggling

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what's the appeal of gorenoise

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how will tourists ever recover?

>glammies have enough neurones to use paint
N-NANI

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>nu-male
come on grandad get on with the times with the latest memes

Not even, it was made like two threads ago.
They're tourists; they're having a fun, relaxing time while we have to fucking wade through their bullshit.

tourists will never understand

Where my folk people at?

This

in the travel agency you filthy tourist

tourist is the new nu-male that nu-males use

It's a tourist-filter.

Implying that's a conscious being

>tourist

Literally no one in the metal world use this word, stop making shitty meme up /meal/

fuck tourism, what's some native metal?

>classical era memes
tourism

Hey lads. Metal tourist here, which of these records should I start with?

tourists leave my general

>All 4 of them

Only Vapormeal Is Real

New tourist meme sucks.stop samefagging you cunt.
>inb4 tourist

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>the metal world

nu-males get out