You have 10 SECONDS to name a better breakfast than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name a better breakfast than a proper English Breakfast.

oats

A proper Nigerian breakfast

You have no grits.
Other than that, it's not bad. No idea what that tiny meat muffin thing is

Blueberry pancakes, real maple syrup, crispy bacon, black coffee.

isn't that just bacon, eggs and a milkshake? looks like a proper american breakfast to me

TWO proper English breakfasts.

You're gonna die if you keep eating that shit. YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!

this. real canadian breakfast

American you pussy

No black pudding so I tend to agree but your pic related is missing half the bacon and needs sausages, more tomatoes and more mushrooms.

An Irish breakfast

gun for killing yourself in shame afterwards for eating such trash-tier "food"

Pussy

That isn't an English Breakfast.

>pic related is an English Breakfast

Shrimp and grits.

Winrar

bacon is gross, get that off your plate

>better breakfast

Fillebunk med kanel.

Holy shit >2222

Also, what is that in english?

>"Food"
>Is the same as the english breakfast aside from some tomato and beans
Whatever you say, faggot

lol faggit

Spme kind of yoghurt, not exactly the same, but similar, with cinnamon on top..... YUUMMM.

*some

Do you need to get a breakfast license before you're allowed to eat that?

It also doesn't look halal at all. Isn't that kinda disrespectful to all those new, vibrant Britons arriving every day by the thousands?

What is mushroom for $5

Minus the black pudding, this is god tier breakfast. Especially if waking up with a hangover.

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Huevos rancheros beats your soggy beans on toast any day, tbh fam.

Fuck, forgot the pic.

Menudo

this so much

white people version af

Well if they don't like it, they can fuck off, can't they?

Black pudding is the source of power.

>>Tiny meat muffin

Kek

Post a more spiccy version then, pablo.

I am pretty far from Pablo, though half of my family is from Mexico. I don't need to post shit, either. It just reminds me of a visit I took to Colorado once, at a restaurant I unfortunately ordered a relleno and they brought me a poblano that looked and tasted more like a bell pepper, with some mozzarella in it and tomato sauce on top. Kinda funny in hindsight, bloody awful though. The black beans and flour tortillas are a giveaway, though. you probably eat salsa with corn in it, heh.

A single banana.

Really cool story dude.

oh and see if you want something more 'authentic'.

American here and can confirm english big breakfast is delish.

I remember getting "white coffee" and thinking it was going to be fun and exciting. I was disappointed to find that it just means they added cream

rusty nails

milk*

nigger please

no black pudding, no mushroom either

Yerba mate and crackers

Any other breakfast you guys just mashed a bunch of shit on a plate that's not really anything amazing it's cucked and soon thanks to Muhammed stealing your country that breakfast will be gone too