VOCAROO THREAD

VOCAROO THREAD
Im bored ill read your shit and post it here
>not a femanon

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vocaroo.com/i/s04mJkkhOe50
vocaroo.com/i/s1fvxBpNcFOm
vocaroo.com/i/s1vaqrI65IVA
youtube.com/watch?v=jF0ajgT_09s&t=36s
vocaroo.com/i/s0IljxI4nizO
vocaroo.com/i/s0AukQOHdJsP
vocaroo.com/i/s1IFSxm1JMmM
vocaroo.com/i/s1AvrDZPVtif
vocaroo.com/i/s1RLU7SK1DSV
vocaroo.com/i/s0A40rqtniBN
vocaroo.com/i/s0W3hx6jVjQI
vocaroo.com/i/s004lFr7MUkL
vocaroo.com/i/s0c6STYQjTGE
vocaroo.com/i/s0T8pcynE8aw
vocaroo.com/i/s0fPpLtmSxqp
vocaroo.com/i/s1r9DbBfsojO
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vocaroo.com/i/s1BPdCeMdEF1
vocaroo.com/i/s0ImFP7pWELX
vocaroo.com/i/s17EuNiHFpFY
vocaroo.com/i/s1lsZAbe0hRN
youtube.com/watch?v=56G4c9FEvZQ
vocaroo.com/i/s0vpaQuGVliJ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Dear Sup Forums, raise your head and shake
Like dew these pointless threads to the ground.
What everywhere, everywhere else is found
Can only have sprouted here by mistake.
But from the deep, hear the voice resound:
The mistake is yours, we love them the most
It is we who live, and you who are the ghost.

In despair I browse the catalogue
What spirits haunt these halls, in which I grew?
Porn threads, facebook fap, YLYL
Float through the castle like clouds of fog
And hide the rare good thread from view.
They seep through all pages, they fill every room;
They strangle Creation in the womb.

Therefore I call on elder memes
To banish modern aberrations
From every page in every nation.
And end this endless nightmare dream.
I call them to their battle stations:
They hear the ringing mission bell
And gather (they seem to come from hell)

Say "I am a free thinker, I am an individual, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are. I am intellectually superior."

is that pudddle of mudd

Fake Vocaroo thread.

oops sorry guys, OP here, was applying for dnd groups kinda forgot about the thread, starting now

vocaroo.com/i/s0im5OacGeQt

vocaroo.com/i/s1PBRvY6XBMo

vocaroo.com/i/s0NYcgKmi89q

vocaroo.com/i/s13XMvWpZHBD

fuck
piss
shit
cunt
ass
mother fucker
weeeeee
reeeeeee
reeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vocaroo.com/i/s1CJsI9b3gNF

"My name is Moonman. Have you seen my father, his name is Ben Garrison. He is the greatest kike hunter in history."
"Why don't you niggers go eat each other and die? You disgusting piles of shit!"

Ben Garrison "Moonman, use the autism"
Moonman "Ben?! I can't, I'm not strong enough."
Ben Garrison "Reach out with your feelings instead of using your brain"
Moonman "Hur dur, I liek turtles, uh huh huh blllllllrp"

vocaroo.com/i/s0Id6NsmJpD6

wow that was good!

Black voice "Yo, ay yo, man. You ain't shit! Tiny cracka ass bitch! I kill motha fuckas just by looking at 'em. Wot chu gonna do? Ultra Giga Nigga 9000 ain't never been defeated. You run, or you die here, bitch!"

op here, sorry i dont know their respective voices, i tried lel vocaroo.com/i/s04mJkkhOe50

thanks my dude

That was good! Thank you.

op here, im not black, nor I can do a proper black voice but I,ll try

"A b c d e f g h i j k o r s j e w s d i d m y w i f e, also kaba is gay" thank you

vocaroo.com/i/s1fvxBpNcFOm I tried

vocaroo.com/i/s1vaqrI65IVA I wasnt sure where to stop saying the letters and start pronouncing, tell me if its good like that

Not too bad, thanks

Huh I wrote this yesterday
Glad you liked it

LISTEN UP FAGGOTS OP HERE
Im going in the shower, be back in about 20 minutes, if this thread is still alive by then I'll catch up on yall's cancer. If not, I'll start another one (depending if I decide to actually start studying for my exam lel)
Ok toodles

yeah its pretty good, I could sense some flow in it? maybe im mistaken i am really not a rapper lol

Jewish voice "Okay, okay, we did some bad things, but what's a little blood libel, goy? It's nothing personal, we're just destroying your race. Come on, be a good goy and let us go. I won't even charge you for making me spill wine on my shirt."

here ya go, say this:

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

It's more of a poem than a rap. I never finished it, maybe I will

fuck my life man.... im 18 and i sound like a fucking girl :(
everytime i take an order at work all of the customers start to chuckle but i havent been teased too much when i was in highschool. and every voicechat i join everyone thinks im an ethot and get banned i have no friends and never had a girlfriend :(

I've been there. My voice is shit too.

Bump

"Cultural Marxism is the bane of society"

"The katana is inferior to a claymore"

Ok im back

op here, the fuck is a jewish voice

Like Sol Rosenberg
youtube.com/watch?v=jF0ajgT_09s&t=36s

vocaroo.com/i/s0IljxI4nizO bruh that shit was too funny

you should my dude, you're good

"I'm strapped for sex, I got forty dollars a roll of lottery tickets a used, but rinsed out rubber I found on the street and 1972 Chevy Camino"

It was horrible, i love it, thanks

vocaroo.com/i/s0AukQOHdJsP kek

vocaroo.com/i/s1IFSxm1JMmM deep voice this time kekkle

I need a list of authentic oldfag approved memes

k normal voice this time vocaroo.com/i/s1AvrDZPVtif

user, listen: vocaroo.com/i/s1RLU7SK1DSV

vocaroo.com/i/s0A40rqtniBN nice tits

vocaroo.com/i/s0W3hx6jVjQI

sheit im no voice actor but I'll try my man

vocaroo.com/i/s004lFr7MUkL

Thank you, OP!

lol i tried, idk why but somehow an aussie accent got slipped in there kek vocaroo.com/i/s0c6STYQjTGE

vocaroo.com/i/s0T8pcynE8aw

np my man

anytime

Thank you

OP here, if you guys want anything special in the quote just let me know, I'm just some guy, no background in voice acting or whatever, but I'll try if I can! Keep em coming!

This is funny!

np

glad I could make you laugh!

OP, what country are you from?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0A40rqtniBN
pyrocynical fanboy ?

Please say "I am Serbian refugee. I come to your country to fuck all your women and drink all your beer."

Quebec, Canada

I know who pyro is, but no I dont watch his videos haha, pyro does this? Like the Goofy voice?

I am friends with my pet rabbit and sometimes I have sex with her. Now she’s pregnant. This made sense because non-human lifeforms such as negroes also have dna. do u wash ur shit in the sink or in the toilet? is a fingerfuck different from a fingerbang? I didn't learn this in school. i want to deepthroat a girl up to the elbow. beat girls to death with a toothbrush! go ahead! saId the patriarchy, criminalising this behaviour for hundreds of years. my mother forgot to have sex with me when i was growing up so i purchased an orange cat named roger mugabe. why do people bleed? you don't have any blood on the inside of your body. one time i tried to bleed but piss came out and he ended up farting in samantha's mouth. i was so embarassed. i tried to finger fuck-bang her but her vag was full of shit. you know what we call that where i'm from? that's right you don't.

from time to time i suppose

vocaroo.com/i/s0fPpLtmSxqp with horrible accent

vocaroo.com/i/s1r9DbBfsojO without accent

vocaroo.com/i/s0prWNyJ0zxB

thanks for the tits!

"Cock-a-doodle Fucking Ketchup Chips"

vocaroo.com/i/s1BPdCeMdEF1

I'm sorry to burst your bubble for the person who said Alexander Pushkin was not black. I don't what planet you came from, but Alexander Pushkin was a black man and did not appear to have an ounce of white in him, although he may have had a white ancestor. There were many black royals and nobles of Europe that most Americans know nothing about. Like Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Edgar II, many of the Plantegnets, The Pict Dynasty of Scotland, George III, Francis of France, Ivan V of Russia, if I'm saying his name correctly; Gannible the Terrible of Russia and so many others. There is speculation Mary II, Queen Anne of Great Britain and Anne of Cleves were also of Black, Moorish, Maure, etc. descent.
But what black person from Europe or the Americas does not have a white ancestor? Show me one that doesn't.

Thank you, I have another for you if you want to do it:

Jim Lahey: Feel that?

Randy: Feel what Mr Lahey?

Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air Randy...

Randy: Shit clings to the air?

Jim Lahey: Its already started my dear good friend.

Randy: Whats started, Mr Lahey?

Jim Lahey: The Shit Blizzard.

vocaroo.com/i/s0ImFP7pWELX
bro you need to work on your syntax jesus christ

of course! vocaroo.com/i/s17EuNiHFpFY love that show, sorry im not a really good imitator lol

wait hold up maybe this one is better : vocaroo.com/i/s1lsZAbe0hRN

idk about this scene so I wasnt trying to imitate it, you'll have to link it to me if you want me to try haha

>Henry Eight
>Edgar Two
>George Three
Lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=56G4c9FEvZQ

Shameless self bump

vocaroo.com/i/s0vpaQuGVliJ kek i tried