Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Post your waifu!

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husbando*

It's so obvious

nothing wrong with that

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welcome back

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Thank you, user

Who the fuck is this newfag

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How much wider did your butthole get

Hi.

Is it ok to have more than one waifu?

oh

After the massive shit I took when I got home, I'd say it got pretty wider

Hello

Not awake yet. Shh.

My Nui

Man nothing here but trash.

Where did you even come from?

stay sleepy

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Ah yes, the ususal holding it in
What did you do this week though

Hello

Hey Nui

Company-wide attacks and defenses. Although my platoon didn't get to take part in the defensive part of the exercise: We were picked top play the enemy
And we completely destroyed the rest of the company lmao

Used our LAVs as distraction while we flanked their positions on foot

How are you doing?

What you doing?

That sounds pretty fun, playing enemy especially
All I got in that direction is role-playing hisbollah-members to do protests and even a kidnap-situation against an UNIFIL-convoi

>not awake yet
>at 1:30 pm

Pretty well, had plenty of sleep
What about you?

The only bad part about it was the actual approach top the enemy positions, being mechanized made us pretty lazy. We stayed cramped for 2-3 hours and suddenly our recon took us to the enemy while running.

Who are you

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Some newfaf that has been here all week.

Miss me?

God I wish that were me

That's none of your concern :^)

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>betrays Noire
>gets cucked by Stocking

lol

Heyo!

i claim this goddess

literally best anime girl

Hush you.

I'm not a smart person

Hi

I might have lied, I skipped a few days this week. From the one comment I read further up the thread it sounds like your exercise went well.

I thought about you once or twice.

Hi Rize

I actually just woke up a bit ago. :^)

I'm fine for now.

How's it gooooooing?

Heeeeeya! Had a good day so far?

I haven't been awake for much of it yet but it's been fine so far. How about yourself?

Lisbeth boiii

Forgot picture

it went well except for the first day. Our driver crashed into a ditch while going pretty fast, I ended up between the turret and the wall

I didn't think of you or /waifu/ in general

For now?

It's going pretty well, spent some quality time with my family, and will drink with my father soon
What about you?

Good, good! I might be drinking soon, so yaaaaaaay!

I'm good! Haven't been up long, but I might start drinking soon so I'm happy!

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Things can always turn bad.

Sounds, uh, painful. No seatbelt? I didn't imagine you would have to be honest. :3

Oh? What's your poison of choice?

Claiming best waifu.

Weekend alcohol poisoning is pretty neat
Any other plans in mind?

I don't believe they turn bad fast, for me it's usually progressive.
Unless something happen, like a death or some other shit

I was also sleeping, woke up pretty roughly.
In theory, there are some seatbelts, but wearing them is such a hassle nobody bothers to do so.
At leas you thought of me while I was suffering and sleep deprived :^)

Spark plug wires are in, all that's left is to put the intake back on and fire her up.

Rum! But I also drink scotch and cider!

Not really! Maybe play some Gran Turismo? Maybe drunken Gran Turismo? Who knows?

Took you long enough!

Yeah you are right, I meant it more in the way that you feel at the moment. That can change pretty quick for me.

Then hush you hypocrite.

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Don't crash her again

Don't drink and drive
Ever drank Lagavulin?

I see.. It stays fairly consistent for me, usually just neutral

And now time for the drinking! I'll be on my phone, maybe!

I have not! Ever tried Laphroaig?

Shush you.

Different car. This is the Supra I'm working on.

Have fun
I did not yet, I know what bottle I'll buy next time I visit my liquor store

With you as the driver, you'll probably crash her anyway

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Nope! I will not be silenced!

Do it! It's good scotch!

And from what I've heard, with him as the driver it's a miracle it runs!

Rood.

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Pfft, that's one way to wake up. What the heck? Are they five point harnesses or something? Even those are ezpz if you've done them a few times. I slept extra this week just for you. :^) And
Catgirls are best girls.

Rum is okay, I'm more of a vodka person myself. Planning on drinking lots? Are you a lightweight like I am?

It was funny to me though! Have you woken up yet?

I don't have a Rize one of those so I can't react!

I will drink lots while being a lightweight!

I'll do it on next payday.
Yeah, he's pretty reckless when driving

We love you even with your bad driving :^)

It's just so cramped when there's 5-6 other people in the passenger seats that it isn't worth putting it on. Besides we need to get in and out of the vehicle quickly, it would just slow us down

How thoughtful of you :^) And they really are the bests

So rude. So what's up?

I'm glad for you then.

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Pretty reckless is an understatement!

more cutes plz

youtube.com/watch?v=BOkeyqntuPw

How about dangerous?

wtf im disgusted by girls now

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You should be, thots are repulsive. Also is it just me or there's this weird face camouflaged into my pic.

Looks like it's finna bus a nut.

They really are uwu
It looks like the weary emoji tbh

Did you download emoji movie yet?

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Why would I?

Why not dude it's gonna be the movie of the decade.

hello hello, I love you all

hi

hello!

this is a bad meme

Memes are ruining the human race.

memes keep us safe from the alans

I bet the alans would be nice people though.
warship-girls.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Warship_Girls
The designs on some of these are actually pretty interesting.

I bet they just want to use our planet as a zoo
Too bad Z3 isn't there

do not steal

I bet they want to use our bodies as pods for their babies to grow. Or at least I hope so.

ew disgusting
The pic I mean, what you wrote is pretty eh
Not a fan of pregnancy

Hi there love user!
I haven't been here for a while, haven't seen you because of that.
Hope you're good and happy as always.
Also I'm letting you know I'm still alive out there, so you don't have to with worry.
Hope I'll see you again sometime

You know what would be odd? If one person would just respond to themselves under 2 or more avatars and just maintain a faux friendship with himself...