How coul tsu even be in contention for ballon d'or this year??...

how coul tsu even be in contention for ballon d'or this year??? Seriously this has to be the year he doesn't crack the top 3 right?????

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3/3

Farca btfo

hes like 35yo man, give tsu a break

he might not be a top10 player anymore but hes still very popular

How can he have a negative possession score? Genuine question.

Stupid questiom here, how do they measure all these stats in football? I mean, I doubt there's a guy taking notes like a madman or something. I'm really curios about this.

>I doubt there's a guy taking notes like a madman or something

Oh, there is. An hundred of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=GyN-qpVfOWA

Sport performance is very important to the betting industry and to the clubs themselves who want to gauge players. You can definitely bet that time money and resources go into sport statistics

How is Nershit better than Azzar?

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>make a basic pass to Messi
>Messi dribbles through defence and scores
>"""""assist"""""

>make a shit pass to Suarez
>Suarez controls it with skill
>"""""chance created"""""

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Conclusion: Nershit is a GOAT babby and if you swapped him with Azzar, Barca would rape the La Liga. Meanwhile, Chelsea would be 4th in the league.

Azzar plays in babies league

>p-playing against Eibar is really hard! I swear!!

Meanwhile Hazard is given the task of dribbling through parked buses.

English teams that have won the Champions League in the past 4 years
>0
English teams that have won the Europa League in the past 4 years
>1
Very strong league there mate

>how coul tsu even be in contention for ballon d'or this year???
Marketing

messi and ronaldo couldnt perform on a cold tuesday night at stoke

Wtf, I hate Barcelona now

i worked on stat collection for a league one club for a time, theres at least 50 people in the audience and touchline writing anything of note at all at any game

>Barcelona is a good skillful team
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Natural champions fampai.

>Tf
>Tp
>Ronaldo
>Manure
Rly now lad?

No match against the mighty A-league

it's always been what the team does first. if real wins la liga and CL, you can bet your ass CR7 will be at least 2nd

He's 32 years old, people.

>American-styled stats on my soccer

Welcome to the 21st century.

Now if soccer could just be entertaining, we might have something.

>American style
>Soccer
Hmm

The only reason he was ever in contention was his amazing goal stats that only Messi could compete with. Right now he's behind about 10 players for the golden boot. If he makes the top 3 again it will prove once and for all that this award is nothing but a marketing tool.

they literally use football manager stats on sky sports now

>america misses the joke once again

>what is parity
>what is statpadding
>what is the winter break

kys my man

Based. You don't even need stats to see which ones better.

its march m8, theres a long way to go until voting, things can change

>yfw he scores a hat trick in the CL final

>Defence Score
>Ramos (defender) 6.47
>Neymar (winger) 8.27
Really makes you think