I found a random safe in my house hidden in a crawl space what should I do

I found a random safe in my house hidden in a crawl space what should I do

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what the fuck do you mean what should i do. try to open it you fucktard

Knock the hinge pin out and open it you fuck

Timestamp

I couldn't not open it. worst case is evidence that would damn you, wear gloves.

this just pop the latch with a knife

give us a timestamp, and pop that latch off with a flat head screwdriver

Put it in bath to fill with water, put in freezer .. hope no electricals inside

do this

Give it back to Marcellus Wallace

Throw it in the river thereby increasing it's randomness factor.

Try putting in the end of your post number to the combination

Go to bed, you have school in the morning.

I'm trying to open it I shook it around it's rattling around I don't know what it is I'll take all advice thanks

Just put in all 3 last numbers of all the posts here

Tommorows Sunday dipshit

>found a perfectly clean, unscratched, untarnished safe in my crawl space

Calling bullshit.

that's not a safe .. just rip the lock with a pry bar ...

You have church then, go to bed.

If it just sat there for years and years and didn't get taken places most likely the person kept it there for an emergency. Maybe a gun or some other type of weapon is in there

gonna be a bunch of pokemon pencils and anime stickers in there, user.

My bet is that its a dragon dildo

Even if OP wiped off the dust, because there would be dust, it would still not look like he just brought it home from walmart.

Cum on it

The only real answer.

Can we atleast get pic of suitcase with time stamp

Some are calling bullshit but I'm not joking it was dusty as shit but I whipped it off

Post time stamp

See
Called it already

Start sucking dick and make a Reddit thread about it

>pretending to be OP
>no pic with timestamp
fuck this I've wasted enough time

Blow it up

Jam the fucker open

The fucking code is probably already set to unlock. You could have just tried to open it instead of assuming it was locked.

Time stamp or gtfo

Don't, he's a bitch.

why is it not open yet? op started this thread 15 minutes ago

What do you think is scratching a metal box that no one has touched for years, ants?

op open the damn thing already and don't fuck around and play with it for another hour

My vagina hurts

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you wish you had one, fgt

just go from 000-999 it'll take 15 minutes

post pics of what is inside

>shitty briefcase
>i found a safe guys!

kill yourself

more like
>just bought this box at kmart
>i want to ask my friends, Sup Forums
>"i found this. what do you guys think?"

Fucking used to quote this all the time in middle school.

more like
>found image of cheap chinese lock box
>gonna make a shitty thread about its contents

Saw this at Office Depot once
...
Its a pencil case

for when you gotta lock up your ticonderoga pencils?
cant let niggas get yo' good pencils, lock 'em up.

fuck yeah bro, Ticonderoga pencils are god tier

This guys a faggot