Characters that are literally you

Characters that are literally you

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My friend say I act like him

This guy, except not a doctor, just an asshole.

100% me. I’m wacky. Fun. A bit wILD. Devious. A hit with the ladies

ez

This is me most days

ITT: Edgy cunt nuggets pretend they're way more interesting than they really are.

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I kill and cook people.

:)

Im Strong goodlooking very smart and master of Karate

Wow im jealous of you

>OP moments before reshilling this tired ass thread.


Seriously, someone is about to post a pennywise pic, and pretty soon after that therell be the describe games poorly thread and some fucking bot will spam that shitty cuphead game.

(Shhh. I don’t want to ruin the surprise BUT THATS THE FUCKING POINT YOU PLEB. ITS A JOKE shhhhh. Lurk A LOT moar)

This is me except I have no money...

Don’t forget the suicide squad gril

Well, obviously no character is "literally me" because I am myself and nobody else. But, if I had to liken myself to a fictional being it would probably be Dr. Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory.

I am much more intelligent then most people around me, I don't understand most peoples humor (likely because I am always thinking too deeply about what people say), and most people don't 'get' my subtle humor.

Thanks man! I neglected to mention that ive got a fucking warp capable space ship

So much larping holy shit

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I am not a billionaire so I have to leave the crazy hovel I have created for myself after a few days because I need the money. If I was rich though I would totally do this.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

So, you are a fucking dick then, with a superiority complex?

Thank you. It's all over guys.

Also select all street signs captcha.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Bazinga?

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A faggot?

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The archcuck of retardia

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This fucking loser.. i'd rather be cris chan

i believe they call that marijuana

I'm CIA

Åkesson the man

sure m8

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He knows how to bite the pillow and take it deep, i'll give him that.. but he's a fucking disgrace

good boy

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why

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come on, give us an answer then faggot

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Not you. Not here.

thanks for noticin' me

chek

Pretty much

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See

Yawn

My bros tell me i look like HIM i Also play Pokémon go

You a deserter/smuggler/jewlover/gambler/barbrawler who moonlights as an archaeologist?

Did you kill your own brother!?

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His way of thinking is very similair to mine.

what is this guy from

pic related im Mr. goody two shoes.

Nope, but I like to kill people who disagrees with me, also I fuck slaves

>itt: teenagers and retards

Almost identical

Yep, that nails it completely

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Faggots that are litteraly OP.

a failure?

watch your fucking tone plebian

if i can get you a dva suit can i fuck your boypucci?

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this guys right here youtube.com/watch?v=KFah8Wk9Dy4

i prefer my emperors not murdered before they turn 30

He died when he was 58, get your facts straight, also he accomplished more than many other emperors ever could

thinking that you are smart is a sufficient way to say that you are stupid.
Because you don't call your intelligence into question, I guess it's too complicated.

isn't that caracalla? he died 29 yo.

Its Marcus Aurelius

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holy fuck you are right, my fucking god, I have been bested

im pretty sure its caracalla

yeah fuck that guy

I was talking bout this patrician gentleman
>pic related

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yeah he was pretty good

edgy

eat a dick faggot leave based eichorst alone

Seriously though I wish I was more like that guy. Life would be much easier.

where is youe tengu mask?

That is Caracalla

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