*delivers a shitty cross towards you*
user! Tap it in!
wat do
*delivers a shitty cross towards you*
Ryder Perez
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Nathaniel Rogers
Grab it with my hands and take my ball home
Gabriel Morris
Well if I tap it in Sup Forums will make fun of me so I take the ball to the middle of the field and attempt to dribble past the defenders because that makes the goal more valuable
Nicholas Miller
Dive in the box. Get a penalty. Score.
Daniel Fisher
choke
Austin Rogers
What are you doing in Finland, Raheem? xD
Aaron Wright
*dabs*
Jace Perry
Nothing. I simply give an annoyed look as I watch Navas retrieve the ball for the throw in after the defender blocks it with ease.
Hudson Baker
Not even the best Jesus around anymore
Eli Russell
*watch it sail by*
*give thumbs up*
*clap*
*dab*
Jayden Taylor
*taps it in*
*yells*
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jaxon Jones
Begin running towards our own half in anticipation of the inevitable goal kick
Nathaniel Peterson
>user Tap it in!
>not "mi arma! empujahala por la gloriadeDióhylavirgendelamacarena"
Dylan Hill
"I do not know why I'd suddenly find me playing in a professional football league. I'm sorry, but there must have been crucial confusion about my person. I'll leave the pitch now for the better."
Gabriel Brooks
What are you doing in Finland, Ronaldo / Jamie Vardy / pretty much every "striker" in the modern game?
Sebastian Hill
>"I do not know why I'd suddenly find me playing in a professional football league. I'm sorry, but there must have been crucial confusion about my person. I'll leave the pitch now for the better."
no way man, thatd be a once in a lifetime opportunity, you just play some footy with the millionaire lads and slide tackle the faggot you hate the most
Jayden Davis
Tab in. Dab and/or do pantomimic phone call gestures after.
Aiden Turner
Yeah but those don't play with Navas.
William Russell
Reminds me, how do we improve Sterling's finishing?
His serving up tap ins to Sergio Chokeguero has improved
Benjamin Ortiz
Wonder how he got on the field I didn't start him
Connor Morris
I wouldn't be playing povertyball because I'm not a hipster faggot.
Ethan Collins
Run into defender's arm, immediately go to ground, roll around on the grass for a good 4 minutes while everyone else gets a water break, get up limping, "let" Ronaldo take the PK, sprint across the field to celebrate the goal.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Navas is the first player from a team I actually support who I just fucking hate
Nolan Brooks
*jumps*
*pretends to hit it with the head*
*hits it with the fist*
*goes running to the corner*
*slides*
'TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'
Hunter Kelly
Seems harsh. He does put in the effort, he's just complete shit.
Cooper Moore
You wouldn't be playing football because you're an ameriburger and only enjoy "full contact" (homoerotica) sports.
And you would suck at it either way, fatty. Probably couldn't run for 90 minutes without eating a burger
Elijah Gray
Watch in dismay as the cross bounces off their leftback for anothet corner
Evan Fisher
Underrated post.
Jace Smith
>tap in with my dick
>find Hazard on the pitch and break his knee, (I swear he wont comeback until he is 30).
>get five game ban and fake apologize
>go to his hospital to visit him
>hug him and apologize in front of the cam
>whisper in his ear "please support human appeal"
Then wonder why the fuck im not in the better team in town, I'd get more money sitting on the bench
Jordan Ramirez
>tap out
>run towards pep face
>scream EXPOSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adam Ward
Turn 360 degrees and fall down
Jacob Barnes
You're fucking shit
Brandon Perry
pray to allah
Nathan Brown
>implying raheem would ever be awarded a penalty
Julian Rogers
Easy, this: