Why do women make stupid faces/noises when you fuck them?
I heard it is an evolutionary thing to attract other men to come and sperm in them too, creating competition between sperms inside thier pussy. Science proving women are slags? Or is it they are just dumb fucks who can't control basic motor functions once they get a bit of dick?
pretty interesting actually, there are lots of reasons
society pressure/expectation, through watching porn and seeing sex depicted that way in movies
trying to fill awkward silence
doing it because they think the man enjoys it (often true)
most moans aren't technically "real" but doesn't mean they don't have a function or are totally fake either
>Why do women make stupid faces/noises when you fuck them?
Except you're not fucking any women, incel.
Why do you say mmmmm when something tastes good?
Also porn brought it to a new level and normalized it
>Why do you say mmmmm when something tastes good?
I don't because I am not a twat.
Getting a little defensive over here, no reason to be a faggot op...oh wait
there is a powerful virginity in this thread. powerful.
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I just started fucking this girl and she's makes like whimpering noises while we're going at it and I fucking love it
powerful
most people don't. you sit there and say mmmm every bite? no you don't. You know when people say mmmm? when somone says "hey try this food i made" and you're trying to make them feel good about themselves.
YES!
i'm of the opinion that less is more. wife only makes subtle noises and when she actually loses control and is slightly louder i hnnng like a motherfucker.
on the other hand my neighbor's noises border on the ridiculous. i'm not entirely sure she's ever had an orgasm.
Pretty much yeah
I've published a paper on this;
Women have a direct neural connection between their emotional centres and language centres of their cerebral cortex.
That's why they "squee" and "ooh" and "ahh" when they, say, walk by a shop window with a pair of shoes that they like.
Men do not have this same connection in their brain, leading the accusation of emotional detachment.
It's also why queers are so loud and obnoxious; this connection in their brain is what makes them a faggot
That's just science, bitches
Yeah like the whimpering will get louder and shell throw in some "yes yes yes" or like say my name. I feel like I wouldn't like a shit load of noise like I'd know she was faking
Nice one!
>fake noises
Spotted the virgin
>on the other hand my neighbor's noises border on the ridiculous. i'm not entirely sure she's ever had an orgasm.
it's just some faggot blasting porno through his speakers
Because you've only watched porn and don't know what it sounds like when a woman is actually making noise
>thinking this is true
So this is why as a kid I thought sex was going to be terrifying. People like you were terrible at it and had delusional preconceived notions to poison the world with
If your girl isn't screaming while you fuck her you need to man up
Does food joggle its cock around the most sensitive part of your body for 20 minutes straight? No nigger
Who has ever said mmmm while eating? How retarded are you.
i guantee you you make some funny as faces when you fuck someone.
>when you fuck someone
Then why are you reddit spacing?
What’s Reddit
spacing
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>What’s Reddit
> spacing
>?
Formatting your post in anyway that doesn't resemble mine. Newfags and outsiders who will never belong here think it's acceptable to insert unnecessary empty lines everywhere. It's not.
Are you gay or something? That kinda shit girls do makes my dick pure grade A diamonds
He's pretending to be autistic for attention.
it helps the man orgasm
Interesting. So women have a harder time controlling their voices?
I don't say 'mmmm', my natural reaction is is to grin and start a slow boogey while I savor the deliciousness.
ya think? they blab constantly. I wish they would shut the fuck up. They talk about the most banal minutia.
they talk about stuff like Kim Kardashian or whatever instead of real important issues in the world. You gotta grimace and pretend their amazing so you can get into her pants.
>instead of real important issues in the world
Like women's sex faces, japanese cartoons, feminine penises, and creamy shitlogs? Think before posting, dunce.
It's to give your partner feedback so they know you are or are not enjoying something.
Fucking virgins
Only one faggot posts about creamy shitlogs, get your facts straight motherfucker.
It's to excite the guy fucking them and help them blow quicker because like most species the quicker you get done, the easier it is to propagate the species.
I thought this was all girls
Then I grew up and learned this was just stupid girls
Stop seeing stupid girls, user
>implying someone in his intellectual position has a choice
yeah. i slightly exaggerated the way i phrased it; it's not so bad as porn noises. those are what i used as the benchmark of ridiculous. and she only borders on it.
I don't talk about that bullshit
>implying that anyone in this thread can actually get with any girl, stupid or not
you're the type of chick to tell her bf to stop playing video games meanwhile being on facebook all day
What thread are you replying to right now, dunce? Go back to facebook with the other mouth breathers.
I'm simply stating a fact, sir. It's wildly accepted that one individual is pushing that forced meme.
>implying your problems are universally held on an anonymous site with millions of visitors
Wew.
coming from you that's a compliment
Because it's fun.
I do it too. Because it's fun.
And i really ham it the fuck up.
>implying you're not a 40 year old neckbeard as well
>he thought this was witty when he typed it
>pass user
>reddit spacer
>nigger who doesn't capitalize "i"
I'll admit not all women are like that, just the majority
Please kill yourself.
I like to put spaces between paragraphs. And i don't think the pronoun i needs capitalization. I only do it at the beginning of sentences becausse i capitalize the beginning of all sentences. It's very deliberate.
>implying you aren't triggered
>i don't think
We can tell, brainless nigger.
Stop trying to be edgy, the only idiot in this thread is you
>having to pretend you're smart enough to trigger people as a form of self-deception about your place on the totem pole
Pretty sad desu.
My typing style is so particular that when the 24/7 multi-year pony thread still existed, people could tell who i was even though i didn't namefag.
It was so particular that when people didn't know who i was, other people in the thread ridiculed them for not being able to tell.
I didn't have to be an attention whore, people attention whored for me. And since i am an attention whore, i am sure you can imagine how fucking good that felt.
>can't even come up anything except hurling insults.
must be true then
I'm not reading that. You need to learn when to accept you've made a mistake and take corrective action to better yourself, Jamal. Turn off the Sup Forums pass announcing. You're as cancerous as a tripfag at this point. Don't bother replying again. This wasn't a debate or a discussion. It was me TELLING you.
> Published a paper
> 11th grade English assignment
>doesn't know how meme arrows work
Oh no, i am faaaaar more cancerous than a tripfag. In fact, i do have a tripcode. And when and if forced user goes away, i'll go back to using it. My name is SomeWhiteKnight. ^_~
And i like my 4chanpass thingy. It pisses people off, and i don't have to do ANY work for that.
Just because a woman is emotional about something doesn't mean she's right. There's a reason why they've been subjugated for thousands of years.
>replied again because he's precisely the type of toddler I asserted
whats a "smart noise", then?
why do humans make noise, when hurt?
moans r hot, kill yourself
Exhibit A
cringe. where did your life go wrong?
Try it by yourself: Take a dick and see your face and hear the noise ...
I have so much fun in life, you wish your life had gone as wrong as mine.
Ahahahah you are so stupid.
Fucking kissless virgin.
>calling them 'meme arrows'
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