Riddle me this

Can any Sup Forums guy solve this one?

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ronaldo I.

fat ronaldo

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>I was managed by Mourinho
Retards

Never won the CL.

mourinho was assistant at barcelona when he was there

that's not managing. that's assisting management

assistant manager is a manager.

He was a translator/assistant

it's not what they meant with "managed by Mourinho", that would be a deceiving question

Riddle me this:

>I was present at the 7-1 game
>I played for pic related
>I have won all competitions from the league I am playing in
>I never played for Zenit

Fernandinho?

Materazzi?

I was thinking about him, but when did he play with kaka? or robinho?

Don't think he's played with Kaka and Robinho

Fernando?

Never played with Kaka nor Robinho.

Closest I've gotten is Belletti but he played with Messi

Pretty sure this is impossible.

It's Andrea Pirlo

Lucio in everything bar not played in Germany

He's been managed by ancelotti, i thought of him too

Never managed by Mourinho and was managed by Ancelotti

Damn, you're right, and I don't think he won a league title outside of Italy either...

Don't think he's been managed by Mourinho.

I had Lucio but he'd played in Germany which rules him out.

Also true

Genuinely think it's impossible

Zambrotta?

Never won the CL

this is a troll
it's been posted numerous times, there's no answer

can you solve this?

Kaka did not fail in Milan

Deco ?

> win the WC
I have autismo, sry

>kaka
>robinho
>mourindinho
>world cup

It probably involves an obscure charity match which involved one of those managers. Don't bother.

One where Robbie Williams' mate makes himself captain of England whilst no-one knows who he is or what he does other than being Robbie Williams' mate.

Patrick Viera?

no CL

deez nuts

>I have won the World Cup
>I'm NOT English
No shit

Carlos Alberto "de Jesus"

Let's do it methodically. Since the person was coached by Mourinho and won the World Cup he should have won the World Cup in 2002 or later. I will reply to this post with a list of players who fit that criteria. Then we take one condition at a time and delete all the players who don't fit. In the end we should have the answer.

Manuel Neuer
Kevin Großkreutz
Matthias Ginter
Benedikt Höwedes
Mats Hummels
Sami Khedira
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Mesut Özil
André Schürrle
Lukas Podolski
Miroslav Klose
Ron-Robert Zieler
Thomas Müller
Julian Draxler
Erik Durm
Philipp Lahm (c)
Per Mertesacker
Toni Kroos
Mario Götze
Jérôme Boateng
Shkodran Mustafi
Roman Weidenfeller
Christoph Kramer
Iker Casillas (c)
Raúl Albiol
Gerard Piqué
Carlos Marchena
Carles Puyol
Andrés Iniesta
David Villa
Xavi
Fernando Torres
Cesc Fàbregas
Joan Capdevila
Víctor Valdés
Juan Mata
Xabi Alonso
Sergio Ramos
Sergio Busquets
Álvaro Arbeloa
Pedro
Fernando Llorente
Javi Martínez
David Silva
Jesús Navas
Pepe Reina
Gianluigi Buffon
Cristian Zaccardo
Fabio Grosso
Daniele De Rossi
Fabio Cannavaro (c)
Andrea Barzagli
Alessandro Del Piero
Gennaro Gattuso
Luca Toni
Francesco Totti
Alberto Gilardino
Angelo Peruzzi
Alessandro Nesta
Marco Amelia
Vincenzo Iaquinta
Mauro Camoranesi
Simone Barone
Filippo Inzaghi
Gianluca Zambrotta
Simone Perrotta
Andrea Pirlo
Massimo Oddo
Marco Materazzi
Marcos
Cafu (c)
Lúcio
Roque Júnior
Edmílson
Roberto Carlos
Ricardinho
Gilberto Silva
Ronaldo
Rivaldo
Ronaldinho
Dida
Juliano Belletti
Ânderson Polga
Kléberson
Júnior
Denílson
Vampeta
Juninho
Edílson
Luizão
Rogério Ceni
Kaká

Wew this lad is dedicated

Deleted those who played in Germany
Shkodran Mustafi
Iker Casillas (c)
Raúl Albiol
Gerard Piqué
Carlos Marchena
Carles Puyol
Andrés Iniesta
David Villa
Xavi
Fernando Torres
Cesc Fàbregas
Joan Capdevila
Víctor Valdés
Juan Mata
Xabi Alonso
Sergio Ramos
Sergio Busquets
Álvaro Arbeloa
Pedro
Fernando Llorente
David Silva
Jesús Navas
Gianluigi Buffon
Fabio Grosso
Daniele De Rossi
Fabio Cannavaro (c)
Alessandro Del Piero
Gennaro Gattuso
Francesco Totti
Alberto Gilardino
Angelo Peruzzi
Alessandro Nesta
Marco Amelia
Vincenzo Iaquinta
Mauro Camoranesi
Simone Barone
Filippo Inzaghi
Gianluca Zambrotta
Simone Perrotta
Andrea Pirlo
Marco Materazzi
Marcos
Cafu (c)
Edmílson
Roberto Carlos
Ricardinho
Gilberto Silva
Ronaldo
Rivaldo
Ronaldinho
Dida
Juliano Belletti
Ânderson Polga
Kléberson
Júnior
Denílson
Vampeta
Juninho
Edílson
Luizão
Rogério Ceni
Kaká

You gotta delete most who play in spain since they've been mangaed by Pep/played with Ramos

Step by step.
He also forgot Chabby.

i'm going to feel bad for Hans when he realize there's no one and it was a trick question and the answer was from some obscure charity match

Deleted those who were coached by Ancelotti or Guardiola
Shkodran Mustafi
Raúl Albiol
Carlos Marchena
Fernando Torres
Joan Capdevila
Juan Mata
Fernando Llorente
Gianluigi Buffon
Fabio Grosso
Daniele De Rossi
Fabio Cannavaro (c)
Alessandro Del Piero
Francesco Totti
Angelo Peruzzi
Marco Amelia
Vincenzo Iaquinta
Mauro Camoranesi
Simone Barone
Gianluca Zambrotta
Simone Perrotta
Marco Materazzi
Marcos
Edmílson
Roberto Carlos
Ricardinho
Gilberto Silva
Juliano Belletti
Ânderson Polga
Kléberson
Júnior
Denílson
Vampeta
Juninho
Edílson
Luizão
Rogério Ceni

Mourinho's first coaching job was in 2000. Someone might have been playing under him towards the end of their career and thus won the World Cup in the 90's

However even then there is no correct answer to this question.

Deleted those who played with Ramos or Messi (only at club level, if national team counts all Spanish players are eliminated)
Shkodran Mustafi
Carlos Marchena
Fernando Torres
Joan Capdevila
Juan Mata
Fernando Llorente
Gianluigi Buffon
Fabio Grosso
Daniele De Rossi
Alessandro Del Piero
Francesco Totti
Angelo Peruzzi
Marco Amelia
Vincenzo Iaquinta
Mauro Camoranesi
Simone Barone
Simone Perrotta
Marco Materazzi
Marcos
Edmílson
Ricardinho
Gilberto Silva
Ânderson Polga
Kléberson
Júnior
Denílson
Vampeta
Juninho
Edílson
Luizão
Rogério Ceni

Edmilson played with Messi, Buffon never won a CL.

he's not onto the CL step yet

Deleted those who were not coached by Mourinho (a mistake is certainly possible I didn't check everybody)
Fernando Torres
Juan Mata
Marco Materazzi

I admire this German

Well as none of these fit the criteria I either made a mistake (maybe ) or there is no such player

torres and mata have never won a league title and materazzi

Based Germany, I can finally rest easy knowing that this was all a bait attempt and no such player exists.

OP here. No, didn't want to bait at all. Saw it on a german fashion group and decided to ask you guys. Thank you all, for your help.

How German of you

You'd probably have to go back even further if you really wanna be sure.
I'd assume brazilains who won in 1994 and didn't retire before 2003 (robinho's brazil debut) would be the best bet

Mourinho managed Soccer aid 2015 but the only WC winner in the team was Del Piero and he's never played with Kaka or Robinho, or won the league in 2 different countries.

This is the sports equivalent of I bond burgered your sister

What about Maicon?
What about club world cups?

The only way I can see this having an answer if there's some bullshit stipulation in there somewhere. Like it including Mourinho as an assistant, or if playing with other players means actually being on the same pitch as them, or if the world cup is the club world cup.

If you count club WCs it's him. But that would be a dick move by the riddle creator

>won the world cup
>not English

Goes without saying desu

looking through france '98, biggest candidate seems to be Viera

he was at inter until jan 2010 and inter won cl in 2010, so I doubt he gets a medal there

Don't think he played with Kaka either

Thiago Silva. Played for Porto B, right? Your tricky wording makes it sound like the player played, but you just mean that the player was in the stadium, right?

>people are still posting
funny

Well said, Poo In The Loo!

O que se eu lhe dissesse que eu sou um ventilador português do benfica em India, e não um poo indiano

Here's another one:

>I played for pic related
>I played with Puyol and Kasper Schmeichel, but not with Sergio Busquets or Vardy
>I was coached by Phil Brown and Sven Goran Erikson, but not by Fernando Santos or Radomir Antic
>I scored the first ever goal of a team in Premier League

I'd say you speak like shit for an Alberto Barbosa, but still better than the average Benfica fan, or "ventilator"

I posted in the other thread. It's Beletti.

He played with Messi

Played with Messi at Barcelona

Well Messi wasn't in the Champions league final. But I guess your right.

BALLOTELLI, im not even kidding

Not a WC winner.

Gracias a dios

Is it him?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Amelia

No CL win.

He didn't win UCL

Here's a list of players that have won the world cup, champions league and league in two different countries, played with Robinho and Kaká but not with Ramos or Messi, are not English, have never played in Germany AND have been managed by Mourinho but not Ancelotti or Guardiola:
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Trick question you morons.