You're being sentenced to death by firing squad. What are your last words?

You're being sentenced to death by firing squad. What are your last words?

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Fuck

#ImWithHer

Im a virgin

did it feel good though

the jews did this

Git gud

Got cancer anyway...

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I wouldn't pull the trigger if I heard that

Fire!

I will give one last Sieg Heil to God Emperor Trump, despite the fact that he sentenced me to death.

This isnt even my final form

I regret nothing and I'm not sorry

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.

Fucking he'll. Checked

Just keep insisting on your innocence. That way, in the back of the minds of everyone involved, they have this nagging guilt for the rest of their lives that they might've killed an innocent man. It's your final revenge.

"Hey!, This isn't the bathroom!"

this is my fetish

To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Then proceed to run at the firing squad

Make sure its a head shot

that or just whip it out. either leaves them with ptsd

Last words: Op is a fag

Wait what's goin on?

chekd

WOW, it took all of you to kill me

theodens speech is way better aragorn is a mf sensitive bitch and can never compare to 'now for wrath now for ruin'

my only regret is having boneitis

OLD MEME! newfag

Kill me and your mother will die in her sleep tonight no immunity

They caught you eating a dudes face off. It's on video. You're dead to rights. No one would care.

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Soooo, yeah, I bet right now you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?

>They have video evidence of you commuting the crime

I'm innocent I'm innocent

Sauce?

You shall kill me because I follow my Lord, the Christ.
>automatic martyrdom - automatic entry into heaven. While they condemn themselves to hell.

Hail the European Marxist Union!

did i leave the oven on?

Muslims be like 'bitch, why didn't I think of that?'

:v

"Hmm looks like face, taste like chicken, you don't know you what you been licking, NIGGER"

If you really want me, bitch. Take me for better or for worse.

Hardscoping Faggots!

Great... now we have to watch a shitty indie movie for 2 hours to figure out why you're going to die, then deus ex machina descends from the sky and you get a stay of execution.

you know my name, not my story, or something else edgy shit idk.

Nothing personal kid.

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You trusted me, now I bust sticky.

I dindu nuffin! Idindunuffin! Idindunuffin!

And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

I bet you faggots miss lol

period blood girl

Bullets only make my penis harder

Hi, im Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to jackass

omae wa mou shindeiru

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

English please bitch

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nani?!

"i am little fag"

Fuken checked

origatu

...

too soon

>gas the kikes race war now

it's from Fist Of The North Star, it means "You are already dead."

free sauce for you
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you have no idea how hard I am right now

FOOLS! I'LL BE BACK...IN PART....TWO!

Mind if I have a cigarette and a light?
*Inhale
Hey look, now we're all smoking a fag
*Gets shot

these are my last words

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

spaceballs the search for more money

"I shall now recite the entirety of War and piece..."

If it wasn't for Aragorn Theodens people would've died.

Theoden is a beta little fuck who freezes up when things go sour

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hitler was right.

Lord give me dubs.

Bet you can't shoot me and dab at the same time.

I bet you won't keys first

well shit

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YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

At least I topped Columbine!

If you want my treasure you can have it. I left all i have in one place. Now you just have to find it!

edgey mah dude.

WE ARE! WE ARE! ON THE CRUUIIIISE! WE ARE!

Pedophilia is a sexual orientation and we should not be viewed as monsters. All we want is love and to give love.

Okay, Humbert...

Close.
It's Robert Vaughn's dying words from Transylvania Twist.

Bastards! Long Live the Liberal Party!

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Who farted?

Would you like a cup of tea Withnail

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HACK THE PLANET

Fight me pussies.

Your mother will die in her sleep if you hit me.

Fucking +100 internets to you, sir.