You're walking down the street and see a bitch doing this

You're walking down the street and see a bitch doing this.

What do you do?

Complement her feminist art

Ask her if i can lick it clean

run at the speed of light and punch her in the face with the power of a thousand suns

as a good gentelmen would do

Call it haram and phone the muslim brotherhood to stone her.

warn her about the nigger

Turn 2pi radians and walk away

Begin to run screaming at her so she panics

CUNT PUNT!

2pi?
you'd walk back into her

Call police because she's having a mental break down and needs psychiatric help.

Take a photograph and post it in a thread on Sup Forums with the question;
>What do you do?

>being this new

Vomit violently everywhere.

thanks for being a part of this high brow ass joke.

AHAHAHAHAHAAA

poop

At last! Somewhere to park my bike.

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fuck her right in the pussy!

>slip in her piss
>Sue the bitch for every penny and live like a neet for a while.

i dont live in america

did you mean 2 pee?

if that fat bitch is peeing like that in public i highly doubt she has any money for you to sue, also you cant sue for every penny if there is no damages incurred, what are you going to argue in court user?

Do a 180 degree turn and moonwalk away

If you do a 180 and moonwalk you would be moon walking right into her, you fag.

you forgot to subtract one third of gravity

look away
see that quite often
live in sörnäinen

Dick the bitch down right there

I walked out of my front door yesterday and that's exactly what I saw... I frowned and said, "What the fuck?" Then I continued walking. Further proof that I picked the wrong neighbourhood to live in.

lemme guess your name is tyrone

She was a white nigger.

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Kick up a seat, just outside the splash zone.