England XI: Hart, Walker, Bertrand, Keane, Cahill (captain), Smalling, Livermore, Dier, Vardy, Alli, Lallana
Germany vs England OFFICIAL game thread
>Signal Iduna Park
>dirtmund
>Livermore
Who?
>livermore
really nigga?
Is sarnie starting for Germany?
i think i'll rather watch The Expanse, thanks
Liverpool?
Is this the offici/a/l m/a/tch thre/a/d?
also
>Buyern
Already a thread my white friend
>my boy Cahill captaining that side
Feels amazed
>englel
>de gay
in this thread lets pretend england won 3 world cups and germany won 0
England win the first 5 minutes
Digits and we all make it this year lads :)
Why does England have so few stars on their kit?
:/
But they only have one
>still 0-0
#LöwOut
Cutie butt.
Denise Alli, 52, was battling against alcoholism and faced having her children
removed by Social Services.
So she handed Dele over to a couple who the footballer now calls his adoptive
parents.
Now mum-of-four Denise says every time she watches 19-year-old Spurs ace Dele
scoring for his club and country, she knows she made the right decision.
QOTT: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST
Why does Germany have so few world wars won?
:\
Because they are an irrelevant nation at this sport who can't even get out of the group stage of competitions
in this thread lets pretends England's WC win was legit
R8 my slag gf lads
If we beat our enemies they win
Who needs stars when you got THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
heh
never gets old
today we will make them pay for dresden desu
>SHARTY
>ywn experience her doing the splits whilst bouncing on your dick
NO ERA
MEMES
ERA
>Vardy
ERA PENAL ER PENAL
it's not even a real country
lmao Vardy you are such a diving bastard
hart's shit get him off cahill's shit get him off smalling's shit get him off keane's shit get him off walker's shit get him off bertrand's shit get him off dier's shit get him off livermore's shit get him off alli's shit get him off vardy's shit get him off lallana's shit get him off
NEARLY BANGED
So is it
>lel Stegen
or
>Vardy
>lel stegen
>Vardy doing his typical dive
he's total scum
This is reddit. This is memes.
nice dive
How is that not a penalty you cheating Krauts
Have you got an Italian refereeing?
Thats not how vaginas work, user
The Lowe Post
Name one positive thing your country has from those world war wins today.
Salty yank with an inferiority complex. Many such cases!
Clear pen
You're getting dominated my German friend
That is fucking stupid, if an attacking player KICKS THE BALL AWAY and doesn't even try to make a scoring play he should not get a penalty awarded to him.
Why has Michael Keane been included over Harry Maguire?
Man United connections?
Howson's
>burnley player utter shit away from turf moor
what a shock
Was there ever sauce on this?
Bad keeping but vardy chose to look for the pen instead of trying to fucking score
because the keeper dived at the ball which was behind him and vardy flopped over his body
That was a pen
In our time
>lose ww2
>muh america
>lose friendly
>muh refs
Being able to shitpost against Germans ever since.
Xth for unironic hatred of the G*rmans.
Hope we go to war again soon and this time we genocide you.
how was that not a pen?
Alli already proving he's the best english prospect in years
Germany are shit, honestly can't wait for them to lose to Northern Ireland later on this year
Because he isn't shit? Just a thought, you waste of oxygen.
stockport mentioned desu
'Es no Vardy I said 'es no Vardy
HOLY SHIT, ENGLAND ARE GOING TO WIN
TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP
DOO DAAA
DOO DAAA
DAILY REMIDER BOMBER HARRIS DID NOTHING WRONG
TALK IS JERICHO, BABEH, TALK IS JERICHO MAMA
r8 my gf lads
Ever since I saw Germany win the WC I can't get excited about international football anymore
The english language
>CHAT SHIT, GET DIVED
>Getting out-sung at home by England
Not your gf/belongs to a black man
>SCOTLAND LOSING TO CANADA
AYY LMAO
Scotland are losing to Canada lol
we hate movies desu
Chuckled
You now remember Löw touching his balls and asshole and smelling it afterwards
How anyone not English even look themselves in the fucking mirror? I don't get it.
(he didn't and that wasn't a foul)
and regardless, you don't have to stop a goalscoring opportunity in order to foul someone.
>Scotland losing to A FUCKING LEAF
A paki shop on every corner
>Scotland 0 : 1 Canada
Hahaha
>SCOTLAND
AHAHAHA
The mods ban you if you respond to a slag post. What the fuck? What a bunch of fags.
would 2bh
>the commentators pretend everyone us doing a terrific job and insist we didn't lose to the German c-team, but the actual world champions
Hmm, where have I seen this before.
>Losing to a leaf
imagine being scottish
lmao
Why are Germany playing their B-team?
8/8, would detonate
>Strachan
jej
300 years ago they gave birth to the US, the strongest country of the 20th century
in year 2300, we will be able to say you gave birth to the Muslim Caliphate of EU, the strongest empire of the 23rd century
bravo Germany, ruining the world as we speak
>that England away support
Tear to the eye lads, no matter how shite or how much they let us down we still turn up