Germany vs England OFFICIAL game thread

England XI: Hart, Walker, Bertrand, Keane, Cahill (captain), Smalling, Livermore, Dier, Vardy, Alli, Lallana

>Signal Iduna Park

>dirtmund

>Livermore
Who?

>livermore

really nigga?

Is sarnie starting for Germany?

i think i'll rather watch The Expanse, thanks

Liverpool?

Is this the offici/a/l m/a/tch thre/a/d?

also

>Buyern

Already a thread my white friend

>my boy Cahill captaining that side

Feels amazed

>englel

>de gay

in this thread lets pretend england won 3 world cups and germany won 0

England win the first 5 minutes

Digits and we all make it this year lads :)

Why does England have so few stars on their kit?

:/

But they only have one

>still 0-0

#LöwOut

Cutie butt.

Denise Alli, 52, was battling against alcoholism and faced having her children
removed by Social Services.

So she handed Dele over to a couple who the footballer now calls his adoptive
parents.

Now mum-of-four Denise says every time she watches 19-year-old Spurs ace Dele
scoring for his club and country, she knows she made the right decision.

QOTT: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST

Why does Germany have so few world wars won?

:\

Because they are an irrelevant nation at this sport who can't even get out of the group stage of competitions

in this thread lets pretends England's WC win was legit

R8 my slag gf lads

If we beat our enemies they win

Who needs stars when you got THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT

heh
never gets old

today we will make them pay for dresden desu

>SHARTY

>ywn experience her doing the splits whilst bouncing on your dick

NO ERA

MEMES

ERA

>Vardy

ERA PENAL ER PENAL

it's not even a real country

lmao Vardy you are such a diving bastard

hart's shit get him off cahill's shit get him off smalling's shit get him off keane's shit get him off walker's shit get him off bertrand's shit get him off dier's shit get him off livermore's shit get him off alli's shit get him off vardy's shit get him off lallana's shit get him off

NEARLY BANGED

So is it
>lel Stegen
or
>Vardy

>lel stegen

>Vardy doing his typical dive
he's total scum

This is reddit. This is memes.

nice dive

How is that not a penalty you cheating Krauts

Have you got an Italian refereeing?

Thats not how vaginas work, user

The Lowe Post

Name one positive thing your country has from those world war wins today.

Salty yank with an inferiority complex. Many such cases!

Clear pen

You're getting dominated my German friend

That is fucking stupid, if an attacking player KICKS THE BALL AWAY and doesn't even try to make a scoring play he should not get a penalty awarded to him.

Why has Michael Keane been included over Harry Maguire?

Man United connections?

Howson's

>burnley player utter shit away from turf moor
what a shock

Was there ever sauce on this?

Bad keeping but vardy chose to look for the pen instead of trying to fucking score
because the keeper dived at the ball which was behind him and vardy flopped over his body

That was a pen

In our time

>lose ww2
>muh america
>lose friendly
>muh refs

Being able to shitpost against Germans ever since.

Xth for unironic hatred of the G*rmans.

Hope we go to war again soon and this time we genocide you.

how was that not a pen?

Alli already proving he's the best english prospect in years

Germany are shit, honestly can't wait for them to lose to Northern Ireland later on this year

Because he isn't shit? Just a thought, you waste of oxygen.

stockport mentioned desu

'Es no Vardy I said 'es no Vardy

HOLY SHIT, ENGLAND ARE GOING TO WIN

TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP
DOO DAAA
DOO DAAA

DAILY REMIDER BOMBER HARRIS DID NOTHING WRONG

TALK IS JERICHO, BABEH, TALK IS JERICHO MAMA

r8 my gf lads

Ever since I saw Germany win the WC I can't get excited about international football anymore

The english language

>CHAT SHIT, GET DIVED

>Getting out-sung at home by England

Not your gf/belongs to a black man

>SCOTLAND LOSING TO CANADA
AYY LMAO

Scotland are losing to Canada lol

we hate movies desu

Chuckled

You now remember Löw touching his balls and asshole and smelling it afterwards

How anyone not English even look themselves in the fucking mirror? I don't get it.

(he didn't and that wasn't a foul)

and regardless, you don't have to stop a goalscoring opportunity in order to foul someone.

>Scotland losing to A FUCKING LEAF

A paki shop on every corner

>Scotland 0 : 1 Canada
Hahaha

>SCOTLAND

AHAHAHA

The mods ban you if you respond to a slag post. What the fuck? What a bunch of fags.

would 2bh

>the commentators pretend everyone us doing a terrific job and insist we didn't lose to the German c-team, but the actual world champions
Hmm, where have I seen this before.

>Losing to a leaf

imagine being scottish

lmao

Why are Germany playing their B-team?

8/8, would detonate

>Strachan

jej

300 years ago they gave birth to the US, the strongest country of the 20th century

in year 2300, we will be able to say you gave birth to the Muslim Caliphate of EU, the strongest empire of the 23rd century

bravo Germany, ruining the world as we speak

>that England away support

Tear to the eye lads, no matter how shite or how much they let us down we still turn up