Alright Sup Forums I've got a girl coming over after she has dinner with her bf. Dubs decide what I do when she gets here.
Rules:
Nothing illegal
Nothing that harms her or myself severely
I will try my hardest to succeed with each request
I will post a new thread at midnight with pics as proof of each requested act if it was achieved
After the first dubs only dubs after an acknowledgement of the previous dubs will count. So if there are two dubs in a row only the first one will count.
Give more context. Are you banging this thot?
Also if I fail to succeed with a request I will post in the midnight thread the approach I took and what she said etc.
That's up to this thread
I have before though
Fuck her then text her bf proof.
show her this thread
pee on her (you can either convince her or do it without her realizing it even happened)
tell her to leave and never contact you again
tell her you want her boyfriend to fuck you
Fuck her. Then make her do your laundry.
put a sharpie in pooper before she gets to your house, and remove it in front of her without previously telling her anything about it
this, plus film and post results in a thread called 'op is not a fag'
Come out to her as gay.
roll
Firmly grasp a toothbrush for the duration of her visit
this
reroll
kek, i like this one
reollerino
leave a huge shit in the sink
check'em
Tell her the test results are back, and you have HIV
i demand dubs
rol boi
Dub God's are not smiling on you
Tell her bf you're fucking her (whether you are or not)
rawlin for OP tells her he wants to fuck her bf
I don't have to shit, so can it be dog shit?
tell her you like to fuck dogs
check this trips cunts
LOL WINAR
Done.
rolling for dubs again; bring out your waifu to greet her
pay up fucker
DO BOTH!!!
absolutely
make sure to make a mesh of it
do this if you can't shit
dubs+dubs=OP gets no poontang
Okay, will do
why don't you have to shit fucker, damn well lets see. Play porn on the tv and seem non chalant about it
make her eat your feces our of her own ass
Say you love her.
rolling for OP is not home when she shows. Jokes on her dumb ass.
To anyone wanting to roll on this be advised that I don't have to shit so it might not be possible
Tell her you like to get fucked in the ass
what's this girl? 1-10 is she a nigger jew? Why the fuck is she seeing you. Need proof fag
tell her you want to piss in her cunt
dubs logged
rollan plzzz
Rolling
Ever heard of laxatives?
Ya'll niggers watch this get!
OP has to tell her she has a stinky hatchet wound for a cunt.
Roll
She's a 7/10 but with a 10/10 ass and legs. And proof comes at midnight eastern standard time
Please keep cancer out of this thread
Niggers bow down, i winrar
Um two others have one. What does OP do in this situation? All three?
If so Rerolling this.
Ask her to leave her boyfriend just cause you want her. Dubs check em
Okay.
But a couple of things:
First I will need to be walked through how to make a webm if this
Second, am I to just pull the sharpie out right when she gets here or what? Dubs to this post will decide when.
Thirdly, is a silver sharpie okay?
reroll
Why don't you pull your personal dildo outta ya asshole when she comes ya fucking faggot. We all know that nobody is coming over to your mom's house. Post proof; prove me wrong ya cocksucker
Just record on phone and then after look up convert [insert video file] to webm on google. Silver is fine
Playing minecraft but rollin for interest. Please deliver OP
Make her call you her boyfriend's name
Reroll
Pull it out right when sexy time comes around. Tell her to put it in her mouth
Rerolling for this
Put what the sharpie? Ya fucking ass sucker check em
Okay.
Fuck. Okay
Okay so far:
Shit in the sink
Tell her I like to fuck dogs
Sharpie in pooper
Remove sharpie when things are getting intimate and tell her to put it in her mouth
Dubs on that too. This is destiny
grow up
When she walks in immediately pull your pants down doing a helicopter with your dick and screaming like an autistic child
Reroll/ bump
>grow up
>uses a meme made for 12 year old edgy emos
Be more specific about the autistic scream
Just start screaming at the top of your lungs
Tell her your uncle touched your "no no place" and now you have homoerotic fantasies. Tell her you wanted to get that out of the way in case she mothers your kids in the future and stumbles on your browser history.
>accesses an 18+ image board
>is this childish
This
Rolling
Give her the wrong address
check them dubs fag
>turn off house lights
>lock doors to house
>hide in woods
>when she gets there allow her to try entering your house and be confused by situation
>jump out on her and put potatoe sack on her head
>3 years later, tell her it was a joke
>if you are a pussy, 3 hours later.
great thread OP
not until he proves this isn't b8 m8
Put your dick in a hotdog bun with mustard and offer it to her.
>put hotdog in bun
>trim 3 inches off hotdog
>replace with 3 inches of whole dick
>top with onion, mustard, and catsup
>????
>still a virgin
Bump
try to kill her with your dick