Got a game, Sup Forums

Got a game, Sup Forums.

Defeat the Dragon Pepe, here's how you play.

>You all collectively have 5 HP.
>Every 4 posts, the Dragon attacks.
>Dubs hits for 1, trips hit for 2, quads for 3, so forth.
>You attack the Dragon in the same way
>The dragon has 30 HP.

Go.

i pray to kek for dubs

roll

>Fucking retard not giving us all the info
What's the chance the Dragon hits us? How much damage will it deal? Fuck you OP

>game too complex for anons
dubs hit for 1, trips for 2, quads for 3 damage

every 4 posts, it attacks and thats the way damage is assigned to it and to you

>being unable to comprehend the rules of literal shower idea: the game

Niggers are not humans.

The dragon attacks!

And misses.

FOR KEKISTAN

B E G O N E

The dragon attacks again!

I'm taking that ass

And misses once more.

Eat ass fuck niggers

I WILLL SLAY YOU, FAGGOT

Rolling

Get rekt dragon scum

...

Rerolloll

The dragon swoops down from above once more!
(He has been struck down to 26 HP!)

And barely swoops around the collective anons!

Attack with my +4 bastard sword.

Ooo quad sixes...

The dragon barely manages to dodge away before swinging down upon the user!

*6 HP
1/4 attacks

Great math OP

And misses. It probably is retarded.

fuck you and your dubs

(The dragon IS in fact down to 6 HP!)

might as well roll

tfw dubs

Nice hits

Okay I swing my magical sword with my eyes closed.

I hope the dragon is a jew so I feel like we're accomplished something today

O O F.

The jew dragon has died!
Now, this user gets his greatest wish. What is it?

all my hopes and dreams

And this user has died! His greatest hopes and dreams achieved!

I am ornpepe. Legendary dragon.