ITT: Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future

ITT: Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future

What's happening in the Sup Forums block today?

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Did anyone ever find 499, over?

Everyone's inside shit posting. No movement detected in hours.

a team is going for his search on the sublevels.

707 Reporting in!

Sub level leader reporting in. Any news from the troops from 1700 and the rescue mission of 499 guy?

Someone took a shit in my pillow case, who was it.

10-4. The beetles are getting pretty bad in the stairwells. I'm calling those useless maintenence fucks ....

Shouting, alot of shouting.

Probably one of those buzzfeed employees. Can't trust those fuckers.

Fuck this shit. See you in hell, faggots.

Good luck. Maintenance is a bunch of tumblr cunts

what the fuck is going on in floor 1395? I can hear some weird funky music and it smells like someone is burning a pile of shit.

Any reports of the culling of floors 1-500?

Rescue mission success, 1700, 2 deceased. >Monitoring continues

That's the rastafarians. They're pretty chill until you start screaming nigger (which people come up to their floor just to do).

[[-358 coming in, scanning as far up as 50, over]]

707 here. I'm making french toast pizzas if anyone wants some. I just put John wick on the TV.

Thank moot! Please report to sub level 42 I will have a team waiting to escort you to the command center.

This is control.
I have dispatched the fasted, least autistic runners to investigate. Awaiting response from them.

This is control.

Use of electricity is strictly prohibited during the day hours, your floor was reported for violating the wartime decrees.

okay fags, #1465 in here, which one of you cucks stole my mother fucking cheetos

Uhh this is maintenence. We're gonna need the citizens on floors 300 and up to stop throwing rubbers and jizz bottles onto the cooling intake.

It's fucking up the air conditioning.

Thanks cunts.

-358 here, rooting for you guys. I'll be watching.

Control thanks for the assist. Please have your runner join the team from 1700. 499 guy must get here unharmed. It's imperative to the structure of the building.

Too late, pussies. I already finished cooking my pizza. TV is on battery back up, slags.

Bite a pillow.

Floor 102 here uh whoever is clogging my pipes up with cum better say who they are! I cant take a piss without the cum being pumped back up

Escort team deceased, detecting trails of anti-citizen viscerators. Activating defencive countermeasures.

enjoy more fucking rubber and cum fags

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this is the D1LD0 station at sublevel -65, be careful up there, there is some kind of creature roaming that we like to call sonichu, be prepared, over.

spinning drone with machine gun attached suddenly appears
>wyd

This is control.
The runners were informed, and will rendezvous with the 1700 team somewhere in the level range of -15 to-20. Passcode is "rare pepe". I'm positive they have the skills to locate the 499.

Floor 222.6 reporting in, stop torrenting porn off of my wifi. IT'S NOT EVEN NORMAL PORN!!! Oh and someone stop the cum waterfall, some of us have girlfriends you know!

faint REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's
are heard occasionally

This goddamn apartment complex is a constant river of cum and rubbers. They really should have planned for this better.

Contact Bob in control and have him activate emergency plan Emmit Till.

unauthorized presence detected in sublevel [redacted].
purge initiated.
deploy in 15 seconds.

i know right my roof has a stain after some faggots came and raped me

>D1LD0 we expect constant status updates on Sonichu, over.

Control we lost the team.

we just entered floor 420. there is some sort of thick fog here, no working fire alarms in the whole floor.

I am starting to feel real hungry.

This is room #826, whoever keeps leaving flaming bags of dog shit on front of my door, please stop.

This is control.
Be advised, friendly recovery team in vicinity, passcode "rare pepe" are code green and are purge exempt.

I think someone just shat in the vents.

Gotcha!
Room -8, increasing temperature to 180 F

Floor 222.6 Reporting again, my girlfriend wants to do a movie night with another Couple were watching Pulp Fiction if anyones interested, btw come in through the window cause the elevator doesn't stop here.

This is control.
Please report any shit smell you locate to maintenance.

Also, everyone within like 3 floors, get out fast

This is Z-903A3

Someone just chucked a live missle over the edge.

Prepare for the worst

which floor?

Room 707 here. That's that little autistic queer in the ballerina getup that's doing that. He's 10, shoves ANYthing he can find up his asshole and carries a black dildo in one hand while screaming REEEEEEEE all goddamn day.

YOU ARE AUTHORIZED TO SHOOT THAT LITTLE CUNT.

Would go but no gf what about a threesome?

negative Sup Forumsrother. we will continue the search tomorrow. May the Cylinder of dreams be with you.

CODE
243 - 27 - 603

Viscerators removed.

Threat level reduced to: 0.7

Damage sustained, left inertia dampener.
Proceeding.

D1LD0 here, we don't know much about it, some of the scientists have reports of seeing it but there is no proof of that statement.

GODDAMMIT WHAT ABOUT MOVIE NIGHT!?
~ Floor 222.6

>Be advised, friendly recovery team in vicinity, passcode "rare pepe" are code green and are purge exempt
affirmative.
recovery team will be escorted floor 101.

Please report to floor 101 immediately.

There's an intense fecal odor in the vents of the 99th floor, it appears the culprit had gorged themselves on bacon and lentils.

If you've got a decent rare pepe and a few rations to trade, sure.

This is maintenence. If your complaint is about SHIT or CUM, then know this...

WE KNOW.

Please desist from any further reporting on the issues.

Just preparing for the next meme, I've been fighting in the Sup Forums flag tracking devision ever since I saw the face of the choosen one.

Alright, thanks for letting me know, fellow user.
Floor 683. I think, there might be something in the water making me forget things.

I got some what floor i deliever

This is maintenence - GODDAMMIT. WE KNOW ABOUT THE SHIT AND THE CUM!

He took the Lord's name in vain, I'm tellin' the Landlord!

distinctly worried about floor 69, excessive bottles of mouthwash and choking sounds, screaming and sloshing sounds constant.

got some free mouthwash tho

This is Z-903A3 reporting in,

You have 3 options:

Take out the missle

Move out of the building

Or watch your movie while a live missle falls to

my sides.

222.6, Come in through the window were the only room on this floor so the elevator doesn't stop here.

This is control.
Understood. Maintenance was advised regarding the location. Bacon rations shall be reduced to all on that level to ensure this does not happen again.

THERE BEING SHITCUM ON THING

DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE YOU NIGGER!!

Got ha

>uses tp made rope and climbs to 222.6

update on floor 420. I can't keep my men focused, evacuation was a failure, all residents are locked in their apartments and won't answer to our crew. i think i just saw the walls move in the smoke, but i couldn't verify it since i am afraid the floor might be lava.

Maintenance here, can confirm I'm currently writing about my last gender friend experience last night and how special I am

I'll look into your problem but first you'll have to read my blog.

707 here....yeah I know what you mean. It sounds like someone stomping around in rubber boots full of water.

Fine, guess I'll have the girlfriend assemble the antiaircraft gun on the balcony.
~Floor 222.6

lol @ bacon rations

This is control.
We told you and your squad numerous times to not use illegal substances during assignments. Report to room 101 for debrief.

floor 69 is the loli ra-i meanplayground

Welcome, don't mind the girlfriend she's assembling the antiaircraft to take down that missile coming to hit every floor below 500

That's it dammit. I'm coming to room 420.

rofl

>pulls out dildo gun

This is DEA v10.8 get on the ground

Z-903A3 reporting back in,

Estimated arrival time is 1 hour, 42 minutes, and 9 seconds,

If it doesn't come then, and you see more cum, rubber, and africans fall down - you can assume it hit the niggers closet @ 6-4A32B

This is control panel guy room 358, taking my personal elevator since all others are fucking ruined.

Gentlemen!
Today is penis inspection day.
You must be able to present your penis at all times.
Failure to comply will result in swift punishment.

Have a nice penis inspection day.

What's this thing called irl?

Control, Unit Is: 98iZar. Grade II Combat Android

Requesting ammunitions for 20mm retractable cannon. Depleted since: 95 Hours 4 Minutes 39 Seconds ago.

There's a dude in a rubber suit on floor 30 that screams over and over about needing someone to fuck his "shit pussy".

Can we get security to floor 30 please?

You think I didn't know i suggest you put down your dildo gun before my girl blows this whole floor to pieces with that antiaircraft gun. You and I both know maintenance doesn't want to clean this up.

This is control.
Please get off the comms. All the residents are reminded that indecent exposure is a class 2 felony on all the levels 050 - 1400.

Hey dude, chill. Take a load off and share one with us, maaaan. Here' have another hit, you could use one. Stick around, duude. Let your hair grow out.

blaahhaha

Calling room #365: Stop fucking your sex slave so goddamn loudly before I make you into one.

Hm..true dat aight lets fuck her

Damn that's a nice elevator.Nobody has jizzed in it yet. Can I use it?
I'm in room 707

that was a bit of a mouthfull

It's an apartment building somewhere in South Africa, and it's just about as shitty as any other apartment building in the U.S