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News:
>HYPE
>HYPE
>HYPE
>HYPE

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u.nya.is/ghjuom.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=AEjazl-rJL0
youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
vid.me/4qPt
twitter.com/FiftyBuckss
youtube.com/watch?v=iMinLmhP4Hw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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First for HUE OUT

>And Valterri Bottas beats Sebastian Vettel for pole position here at Albert Park!

wouldn't the cars be too heavy with all the added armour plating

nth for Renault making their drivers talk about their masturbation habits

u.nya.is/ghjuom.mp4

>FLL confirmed

>Palmer doesn't get it

Reminder that the italian/german combo is all we're going to hear for the next year

>Fenno-German
ftfy

>hiriyuke n berg does bantz better in english than the native speaker

if i pull off another wdc, would you die?

>Ricciardo is ethnically Italian
>Red Bull is Austrian and therefore German
his year, la

This triggers Reddit

what kind of man lives in a blurred house?

It's about to begin
the greatest finn season of all time :D

AND KIMI RAIKKONEN AND VALTTERI BOTTAS TOUCH IN THE FIRST CORNER AND ARE OUT OF THE AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX

>being American
>supporting Lewis
>not supporting Haas drivers

Not very patriotic, """""buddy""""".
Why do you hate America?

btfo lol

It's in the numbers, Mason

Nah, it's gonna be "Finnland loses again" for the next 9 Months

>RED SEASON

>an actual good OP
BASED AUSSIE

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>usually a ferrari fan
>less so since vettle arrived
>now starting to like hamilton cause of Sup Forums hate

looking forward to a hamilton WDC and ferrari WCC

Thinking about it, was Senna's life motto "better dead than red"?

Seriously gonna miss this pretty blonde daddy tho

>started rewatching F1 during VWL
>gf and her father getting triggered by Webber getting BTFO all the time
>start supporting Vet just to piss them off

i'm just sad the stewart-haas nascar team's f1 branch isn't the redneck-triggering french-mexican combination anymore. now it's some pastry guy, we're not sure about those types.

youtube.com/watch?v=AEjazl-rJL0

Is that the Montoya shop?

T-thanks user.

I did that image in 4 minutes :^)
>tfw forgot to remove the artists signature because of the rush

Why are French the worst when it comes to speaking another language?

quads of soon to be reuploaded by reddit

Could be worse...

youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c

SkyF1 - F1 Report, Australia Preview

vid.me/4qPt

have to agree. if there is one time the US should make their presence obvious its in F1

was disappoint last year, amd still disappoint.

>Bottas has the psychological advantage over Hamilton

has fiftybuckss given up on youtube? last time I saw he was at like seventy

btw lisa ann seems surprisingly into f1

Do you recognise her?

>filename related

Ricciardo is for ______

cing his penis into your wife

Possibly.
Copyright stuff on Vid.me doesn't get taken down anything like it does on YouTube, so I guess it's just easier for him.

Anything he uploads he links on his Twitter:
twitter.com/FiftyBuckss

Theres no way that is even remotely english language.

Look at this fucking advantage. Does Lonely Lewis stand a chance?

how do you go from this

to that?

Ya nee knoow wa ya tookin boot, taes clear aes any'ing

Photoshop, Make-up

makeup + different focal length

Fuck, the hype train is going at an incredible hihg speed. We ain't stopping for noone.

youtube.com/watch?v=iMinLmhP4Hw

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP TOO FULL CHOO CHOO THA NOO MUTHAFUCKAS

But based Ric is trying to stop hype trains

RIC kind of needs to stay ahead of VER if he doesn't want to become the next wobbler

As much as I want bully to BTFO max, it would be a top meme if he becomes wobbler 2.0.

>Why are French the worst when it comes to speaking another language?
If you wanted an actual answer: the French language has only a small amount of different sounds (while at the same time having a big vocabulary). Dutch for example has a lot less words in their language but they have a broader amount of sounds in it, so Dutch people usually are quite good at speaking other languages.

It's also a cultural thing: France used to be this big country where they expected other cultures to adapt to the French one. It's only in the last 50 years that France has gradually decreased in importance and influence in the world (Algeria recently adopted English as their second language instead of French), so it takes some time for them to adjust to their new place in the world.

we /ferrari/ now

>Dutch for example has a lot less words in their language
ehhh??

>Despite its impressive size, the OED is neither the world's largest nor the earliest exhaustive dictionary of a language. The Dutch dictionary Woordenboek der Nederlandsche Taal is the world's largest dictionary, has similar aims to the OED and took twice as long to complete.

I really really really want Ferrari to get bested by Red Bull and for Manor to be ahead of McHonda for at least a little while.

SAUBER
GOD
DAMNIT

>I really really really want Ferrari to get bested by Red Bull
It's already gonna happen, you don't even have to hope for it

Don't worry, by Spain you will have a full year of experience as an F1 fan, so mistakes like that will not happen so often.

Is Ferrari just going for some media attention by turning it up to 11 with low fuel intesting, despite knowing it will backfire massively when the race results will be shit?

Did it die?

maldonado

did nothing wrong
f-ferrari is back!!

They have already raised their fans hopes
They have already sold their merchant to them
They have already gotten every cent put of them

Now just to cruse around the tracks so they can say "we are top 3 and have cooler cars than Renault and Mercedes, buy our cara"

Merchant = Merchandise
Silly auto correct

You firstworlders and your automatic cars. I'd kill for one. I think the clutch is the least useful invention ever. How did we not get rid of it 30 years ago is beyond me.

My coworker had an automatic Pontiac from who knows what year. She even certified it as a historic car and all. She allowed me to drive it and it was wonderful. What a machine.

Love it how on the classic highlights on the official F1 channel they use modern TV graphics

>Some calculations: if you want to watch the entire @F1 season in ultra HD on @SkySportsF1, it will cost you £1,057.00. Not bad...

How much weed could I get off dark web you reckon Daz mate?

>HAHA LE POOR FAGS CAN'T AFFORD IT

I fucking hate sky, will never give them a penny. If they charged £100 a year, I'd happily pay, but £1k is a complete fucking con

*crashes toweards the title*

>want a manual but everyone here drives automatic
wanna trade countries fellow """thirdworlder"""?

For a season
>5 mins searching
>free streams and replays
>20 races
>5×20 = 1.67 hours
>1.67× (your spare time hourly rate) = free

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Van Amersfoort Racing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret races on tarmac, and I have over 300 confirmed race wins. I am trained in psychological warfare and I’m the top driver in the entire Dutch nation. You are nothing to me but just another backmarker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth except maybe Kvyat on Vettel, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of F1 fans across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can overtake you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed racing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my kart toolshed and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking last, kiddo.

>winter stream is dead

Off season is truly over :(

How many bongs?

I will post when there are zero (0) full days left.

thank u liberty media

the first play through was goat but the second time around it was a ghost town

i stayed as long as i could

3
tea times
6
bongs
25
bings
29
tinkles

Damn I was meaning to watch some of the modern era. I watched until then on the first time round but life caught up with me and stuff. Oh well next off season I'll try catch it.

Tks.

So Qualy is on friday night here, around midnight. Should I go out and drink till I pass out like I usually do, and therefore, missing qualy?

It's a no brainer. Get drunk while watching the F1.

Palmer does get it, you can tell by the pause and subtle crotch gesture after
>but what actually happens is, er...


>Are Jo gets lots of poon
>Hulkenfourth has to resort to jerking it because no gf

bring underaged girl back for Quali. fill her with alcohol during sessions explaining all the shitposting going on here. dick her where she poos after quali. film it and save it could be used at boring family events as a talking point. remember to wash the shit off your knob, do not leave that until the family event, nana will notice. After all this think about things, you've been busy lately have some time for yourself. Go for a drive with a nice high tempo song on while you have the windows down. Remember you are not Nick

They both seem so awkward
It seems like Hulk makes a joke about it, Palmer doesn't get it and is serious for a second then Hulk picks up on being serious and then Palmer goes full autistic innuendo while not joking mode.

It was a pleasure watching with you lads.

Also, if you guys do end up doing that movie/documentary/great races thing on non-race weekends, keep the thread updated.

If you start doing Antiques Roadshow give us a shout yeah

>yfw Ferrari is behind Mercedes and Red Bull in quali

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>swiftly returns to the GOAT motorsport

Thanks for giving me a reason to post my 2nd image with Spaghetti in the filename

You from London then?

motogp stewards are absolutely hilariously bad thx for posting m8

I don't know man

I don't know how they work in Formula 1, but in MotoGp they are amateur. People who use their weekend to work for free.