My neighbor dog's killed one of my cats two months ago and yesterday killed another one (I have had 5 cats). Now I have just three. So, basically this motherfucking dog are killing my cats one by one and I'm very angry and sad at the same time. My neighbor is such an asshole, he laughed in my face when I went to complain it. I'm seriously thinking to kill his nigger dog but not sure how to do it. Anyway, wwyd?
>not try to be an edgy but i'm really angry
What kind of dog is it?
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Chuck dog treats into his yard filled with something fucking lethal. Saturday morning cartoon style. Gl.
anti-freeze in a pan. Just a small bowl. it smells tasty and tastes sweet. It will shut down its liver and kidneys in a matter of hours and enough said. The other option is a tasty treat laced with rat poison.
Listen OP
Its not the dogs fault this happened its his owners
Dont kill a poor innocent dog who was only acting on his instincts
>kill your neighbor
Get or make scopolamine and ask him to take a look at a piece of paper with it on it (or mix it in a sprizing bottle and spray him)
After hes under your control have him eat ricin
> a few days later he dies
>dog goes to kennel and can nolonger harm your cats
>???
>profit
Poison it m8. Easy & untraceable. Just start leaving piles of chocolate where you know the dog goes, let it kill itself. ggwp
Why are your cats outside, scum. Keep your trash in your own yard and this wouldn't happen.
Slit its throat, remove the head, and place it in his mailbox tomorrow. When he complains about it, just laugh.
German shepherd
Were they killed on your property or his? If his, then you're the asshole for being an irresponsible pet owner and only have yourself to blame.
tell police and animal control. that dog is too aggressive
If you hurt the man's dog instead of keeping your pussies inside, I'll personally home invade you and flagellate you to death with your cats like a crusader on speed.
This. Can't blame the animals for being animals. You filthy human.
Anti freeze or chocolate works for small animals though.
Break glass and put them shards inside a piece of meat, just throw it over fence. Profit? (needles work too)
he's obviously mad about the guy's attitude as well. that's not neighborly.
cats are for faggots, you should be glad Dogo is just trying to help.
I second this
If it really killed your cats and you can prove it you can call animal control or the popos and that fucker will be put down. I call B8! What fucking adult with any intelligence goes to a thread for advice? Ask random people for advice or do the smart thing and call the right people? B8 or fucking retarded basement dweller.
You must be lost....
you're on the wrong board you turd sniffing, dog fellating, basic bitch. Dogs are fucking trash.
A lot of young people these days just have no clue what to do. Now that the internet is here, they just use it.
Sad but that's just how it is mate.
How do you buy a house btw?
user forgot to add expect to be hospitalized when your neighbor beats you in to a coma after his vet tells him that the dog was poisoned. do yourself a favor and get either the police or the town involved.
>'m seriously thinking to kill his nigger dog but not sure how to do it.
If you kill his dog he'll kill the rest of your cats.
Sue him. For a lot of money. His property destroyed your property, in legal terms.
And why the hall did you let your cats out of the house after it happened? Can't you build a fence in your garden or whatever?
Asshole neighbor detected
inject air into its blood stream or soak bits of sponge in gravy and feed
animal control won't do anything unless it bites a human.
And letting his mangy pets loose onto his neighbors' properties is neighborly?
>What fucking adult with any intelligence goes to a thread for advice?
see for another example of idiots doing dumb shit and looking for advice in a thread. there are many dumb people that come here.
>cats are for faggots, you should be glad Dogo is just trying to help.
Like white people, be glad merchant is trying to help.
Were your cats in your own yard?
have less annoying cats?
after my first cat got killed i wouldn't be letting my other cats outside.
your cats fault for messing with the doggo
Don't let your cats out you fucking retard.
Buying a house or using online services is not the same as asking random people how to deal with a neighbors dog killing your pets. If someone's dog fucked up my pets I'd call the proper people and have it sorted. Not ask random people online what I should do. Also people who want to buy a home generally see a realtor you dip shit.
Make it look like an accident. Considering you confronted him about it, if anything were to happen to the dog he'd suspect you. Maybe dig a hole in the ground between the border of your yard (around or in between a tree if possible, or behind a shed, somewhere hidden) and put some dog food inside. Put apples seeds, espresso beans and milk dudes with a little alcohol poured over top (beer, wine, liquor) and mix it up with the dog food. Everything I listed are VERY harmful to a dog, therefore would result in organ failure. Simply cover the hole and erase any tracks left behind (assuming it's a decently small hole).
The dog killed your friends, you need to kill his friend to get even
Kill your neighbour
I can prove that my neighbor set some kind of traps. My cats aren't the only ones he killed, also some neighbor's cats too. I live in Mexico so call the police won't work for anything, even if I can prove that he killed my pets.
>the fucking dog is barking right now and I just hate it
op did your cats go onto the dog owner's property? Or did the dog come onto your property?
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OP is full of dog shit he can't even kill a ant
Crazy cat person who let's their shitty cats go outside gets what they deserve. Maybe you'll learn after this one. Or they will continue to die up to you. The dog isn't the dumb nigger here.
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dude kill your neighbour
>I have had 5 cats
Tits or get the fuck out, faggot.
Lives in Mexico.. Yeah your cats are in a better place now. You should KYS and join them.
kill it op like literally kill it. my neighbor's dog killed my cat and I regret not doing anything about it
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If the dog comes to your property easy just bash it with something heavy
if your cats were on his property you should get rid of the rest of your cats because you're dumb as fuck
dont let your cat on their property
You intentionally kill that dog and i guarantee you will end up in prison, and you'll also wind up with your ass being beat by your neighbor. Do you really think a vet isnt going to notice an otherwise healthy German Shepard being poisoned or bludgeoned to death? Call the fucking cops or the town
This!
Just kill yourself OP!
Its most likely your fault your stupid cats met such a demise!
I dont have a dog, but I keep a squirt gun with bleach handy for when dips shit neighbors leave their cats out and they wander thru my yard.
If you live on a 100 acre farm, great! Have outdoor cats. If you live in a neighborhood, then fuck you! Thats rude as fuck! And your cats need to die!
Fact: Your cat would eat your corpse before it grew cold.
Fuck your creepy cats and I hope that dog gets all of them.
Lots of chocolate. Still poisons the dog, but just say the neighbor must've left out chocolate if questioned
Kill the dog.
Look up gramoxone, You can buy it in the U.S. with only a 40 dollar permit they give to anyone who has a yard.
It's highly deadly FYI so be careful, Mix some into a burger (about 2oz will kill a human) then feed the dog the burgers. Just soak the bun in the green fluid then feed the dog the entire burger.
Also RIP catto
t. I killed my neighbors dog in 2010 with this, But because it barked 24/7
How the fuck are you supposed to control where your cat goes?
Also, even if that were true, I wouldn't laugh at the death of someone's pet like that.
Surely someone who has a dog should have some modicum of sympathy.
Put up a fence or watch your cats more closely. If anything happens to that dog, you're gonna be the one suspected. Terribly sorry about your cats, by the way.
OP is the result of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a squirrel fish thingy.
Where did this occur?
Not op, i don't let my cat outside or my dogs unsupervised, but in princeaple he shouldn't have to change his life to accomodate for his neighbors inability to conrtol their animal, that said life sucks and there are crazy people out their, crazy dogs out there and crazy predators too. Cats go inside, you shouldn't kill the dog, it doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, the dog owner though.. well legal recourse is your best option in the states legally with best outcome being that the idiot has to pay damages and maybe put the doggo down.
or... you could be more creative, the human is the problem. a dead dog would hurt this human very much, but couldn't you do something more, something that would be more lasting?
And what's the mainly reason to kill a cat if this is in your yard? I mean, he's not gonna steal your bike or something
>step one no proof
to be careful make it impossible for the cops and the owner to find out it was you. no finger prints no dna.
i would use a toxin found in your area (buy a snake) that is seen a lot in your area but if you do this you will have to kill the dog 3-6 months after buying it to make thing seem ok.
now you can put a shit tone of sleeping pills in a bit of meat (if the owner is not with the dog outside and can not see it.) run up to it when your think its sleeping. and grab it put it in your car and take it somewhere 23 miles away and do what you wish.
> Buy bear
> Have bear kill neighbor
> Laugh at dog when it complains your bear killed its owner
> Kill dog and eat it
> Get killed and eaten by bear
Problem solved
if the cats on the dog owners property, then this is the cat owners fault.
Fuck cats... having more than one is too many.
Kill the owner of the dog, but make sure it looks like an accident.
The dog will then be put into an animal shelter, and you have ridden yourself of both the dog and a shit neighbor
Do you really think nobody is going to see a guy give a dog a piece of meat, and then take it in a car and drive away?
first mistake letting cats out
second mistake.. letting him know your pissed about his dog killing your cats...
now if his dog dies all out of the fucking blue he will point you did it and probably call the police and get a vet to look at the animal as this sorta thing is severely looked down on.. but wait for now and let like 6 months pass and then off it. also this gives time to research on what to use, avoid antifreeze, every cuck uses that to off a animal..maybe get a venomous snake and thow it in there animals will be animals lol (how the fuck are you gonna get a venomous snake) shit man... just do what ever u want little dick face
a pug with 3 legs
5 cats? LOL let him kill a couple more and the last one is king cat.
Actually that sweet smelling/tasting antifreeze hasn't been around since the late 90's. Now antifreeze is deliberately made to smell lile cat piss to keep animal's from drinking it. I do remember living in a ghetto ass neighborhood where everyone's cars leaked and watching stray cats & dogs drink from the green puddles on a hot summer day.
take out his AC.. so he would have to buy a 3K AC for his house
If you want to kill anyone kill your fuxking neighbor
Obviously you should do this...if he comes to complain about it kill him.
Someone watches too much Vice...
I had a similar problem. I brought them to doggie court - a special court for animals.
They forced the neighbors to get $100,000 insurance and build a caged pen in the back yard with cement bottom and roof.
Theres a chance itll also shit in my yard where my kid plays. Thats more than enough reason for me.
A lot shitheads who leave there cats outside to roam also do not bother to have them vaccinated etc either. Spreading disease in their heart worm infested turds
Regardless its just fucking inconsiderate to your neighbors to let your cats wander around in other peoples yards.
Actually its "bakers chocolate" that kills dogs. And bakers chocolate tasts like dry shit and no dog would even eat it.
if you have outdoor cats, you don't really have cats.
Do it, if that is the situation there isn't anything else to do. Kill his fucking dog and tell him that his dog wandered off to the woods or whatever, maybe tell him that somebody ran the dog over. I wouldn't care. If he asks anything about where his dog got run over, just tell him that you have no idea and that your thought was a guess.
> complains about an animal killing his natural enemy / victim ... don't let your cats stray on the cat. they are pissing and shitting in everyones garden and killing whole time birds and mouses. nobody comes to you because of all the birds and mouses too.
Cats are supposed to be able to wander freely faggot
That dog probably just saved your cat loving life. Nothing tells a woman to fucking run like 12 cats.You're gonna save like probably 2k in cat treats this month alone. Not even taking into account you're adobe/hacienda will smell 40% less like cat shit.
How the fuck are YOUR cats on someone ELSE'S property? If you want to let your cats roam freely go move out in the country.
You're a dickhead neighbor for letting your cats piss all over everybody else's stuff and fucking with other people's property.
Nobody is to blame but you, OP. (Assuming that the dog was in the yard the whole time.)
I'VE GOT IT!
You gotta dress up as a cat, wait for the dog to attack, and then FUCK IT, the dog will never know what hit him.
Or kill the neighbor whatever. Just wear a catsuit either way, you'll feel sexy.
Let them wonder freely on your own property, faggot.
Sup Forums has always been a dog board you cum guzzling sperglord newfag
Says you. Clearly you are a dim, dim bulb, who has no respect for his neighbors, or responsibility as a cat owner.
If it comes in my yard, it dies....
If you kill the dog, your neighbor is going to know who did it.
Who else would have a bone to pick with him? Don't be an idiot OP.
How about the fact that cats shit anywhere out side indiscriminately. And the fact that their shit carries subtle diseases like toxoplasmosis that causes depression and other mental illnesses.
Man up, you fucking pussy. Keep your dumb fucking cats inside. My dogs used to kill whatever came into OUR GD yard.
Don't want them to die? Don't let them wander around like the little assholes they are. FFS.
Kill it. You shouldn't have to suffer loss just because someone else is being an ass and can't control their pet
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Rat Poison and bleach in large doses put it in melted chocolate and let it set, because dogs are retards theyll still eat the chocolate regardless of whats inside it so its a triple whammy of poison. It's not like Mexico has any animal forensic specialists.
Simply report him to animal control with evidence and say that he has taught the dog to be agressive unless the dog is very chill in which case they will call ur bullshit right away. if u have evidence which im sure you have., post it.
Otherwise, stop trolling and our wasting time.
I bet this cunt is forgetting to mention that his nasty cats are going Into his neighbors fenced yard. Probably, and thats your problem ya cunt.
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I'm not capable to kill a person seriously. He is just an old grandpa who hates cats.
OP if you live in Mexico just poison the god dam dog. The police wont do anything, and if your neighbor knows this he will most likely try to complain with you, since somehow there is kind of a cold war between you both atm. If he actually tries to complain just shift tables and beat the fuck outta him for blaming you about something that you didn't do. I am from Mexico too.