tick tock Alyssa, you can't hid from the snek forever. Some day you'll have to give in and feed yourself to it.
Tick tock Alyssa, you can't hid from the snek forever. Some day you'll have to give in and feed yourself to it
Bump
Why do you want her to be eaten by a snake?
because it would be awesome. Besides, why shouldn't we?
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I cant fault your logic
would you do it?
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She lives in Mashpee, Massachusettes
schitzophrenia, psychosis or down syndrome?
Look at that ass. Look at all the nutrients a snek could use.
What?
how did you come up with such retarded shit? are you on xanax?
Oh this guy is just insane, i think hes contacted her about this, several times.
who is she. can you tell?
Minimum of 10 emails, 10 dm's
3 tags
5 profile comments
And 4 times asking her in a middle of live stream Q&A's (1 was filmed, other she told all 60-80 fans that people wanted her to be snek food on stream)
Her name is Alyssa Welch
alright, but why are you interested in her? why eaten by a snake instead of another animal?
A snake would be able to eat her whole and while she is still alive. Her weight, height, and lifestyle make her near perfect for being human prey. Plus it would be sexy af.
hmm i agree. post more pics of her and tell more about it
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I used to find these threads annoying but now it's just humorous.
OP has lost his damn mind and I'm enjoying every minute of it
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if you want people to read your thread give more background information
Recap:
>for the past year Sup Forums has been trying to convince her to feed herself to a snake
>dozens of emails sent but all are ignored and blocked
>couple of anons publicly commented on it on an Instagram post of hers but were quickly removed.
>during one of her livestreams an user asked for her opinion on snakes
>Alyssa assumed he was one of us (he was) and confonted him with "are you one of the snake poeple?"
>playing dumb he said no and asked who they were
>live on stream, Alyssa playfully explained that some poeple are trying to convince her to be eaten by a snake and she would just block them
>user persisted and she talked about it a few more times infront of at least 100 viewers
Next stream I wanna get her to talk about it more
link to livestream?
Youre all autists
I'm with you op! Alyssa needs to fulfill her purpose of being snek food. She's only 5ft, would be so easy for an anaconda to swallow her whole.
Everyone help user with his dreams!
instagram.com
vsco.co
twitter.com
you now.com/AlyssaClaireex
To be honest she sounds like a nom-autistic not fully retarded gril.
Is say we send her letters of affection and ask for nudes
OP is a fucking genius
She's asking for it
That would be bad
How many lurkers are here?
You have my attention
Gr8
How do we know if she is being tweeted to?
hint: barcode
What
>dont know why, this pic always makes me the hardest
barcode flashed on phone
What would we gain with that?
idk man you tell me
i'm just high and rofling at your autism
Nothin, but the card on her phone is her college ID. So tomarrow we will know where she lives
The event of the decade
not necessarily. the barcode could be a numeric id thats also used online for school
is the stream tomorrow?
Her streams are random unfortunately
Unlikely
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>At some pount in your life time Alyssa will be nothing more than a few pounds of snake shit
somebody milk the lolcow further. im done
No one is
I know because you're the only autist that is serious about this. The rest of us are enjoying comedy unfold.
There are others. Just not here rn
I would love for this to happen tbh
>HISS HISS ALYSSA