Sup Sup Forumsros, tell me your best 'high stories'

Sup Sup Forumsros, tell me your best 'high stories'

I once accidentally sucked my dads dick, while we were high

i´m a dude by the way

fml

kek

>be me
>get high
>literally nothing happened
>type out a long ass story about how completely normal things were funny because weed
>read it before posting
>its not funny
>get high
>click post
>now its funny

more details please i was raped by my dad for years.

be 16
virgo af
was talking with my dad bout weed
next week he got us some
smoked it and had a blast
Suddenly tells me how mum isnt doing 'services' on him anymore
high me says well maybe if you ask her
Then he asked me jokingly
Dunno why but high me accepted and thought it was a joke
He unzips his pants and wants me to inspect his noodle
after 2 mins he came in my mouth
'high me swallowed
felt gross and ran upstairs
didnt really talk to him since then

>at party
>everyone getting high
>go for a walk around the block
>traded a beer for this weed
>as I'm walking back I decide to order pizza to the house
>On phone with pizza guy
>Giant fucking raccoon strolls across the street
>Must've been 30 lbs
>Little racc jumps into the trash
>A fucking rabbit runs out of the trash can
>No one believed me
>realise I sent the pizza to my home address even though I was several miles away
>Never got the pizza

Uhhh i fell into a ravine and died

Kys

how did you not talk to him anymore?

was he at least cute? are you cute? can we bond over how shitty it is to be dad molested?

This has to be a joke. Fucking kys.

Learn to reply to the correct post nigger

The only time getting high was fun was in high school. Weed stopped being fun after a year of being a stoner.

my bad im high

how did you not talk to him anymore?

was he at least cute? are you cute? can we bond over how shitty it is to be dad molested?

...

It was 2 days ago

Well he is decent looking but still
wtf he is my dad

And yea its shitty to be dad molested

Ayyyyyy, good on ya brother

trips checked

wait seriously? are you okay man?

Dubs checked

Hey guys OP here

This Thread is fucking gay

die

so are you

your mom is gay

please kill your self

>Someone got molested by their dad
>HURR DURR YOU RUINED MY STONER THREAD

suck a dick

kys

please die

i wnat to post to

kys

How about you contribute a story you cuck op?

OP is right
This Thread is fucking gay

its 2017, threads can be gay, dont judge.

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>Be me OP
>Get High and make a thread about High Stories
>Some random dude talks about sucking his dads dick
>allieverwanted.jpg is some good funny stories and not some gay shit
>Complain about it
>everyone hates me now on Sup Forums
>wtf kek i don't give a frick

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Dubs checked

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>be me
>in college
>didn't get high
>graduated

>Smoke last of weed
>Need moar.jpg
>Call friend, drives me to some dealers house
>Go inside, 2 skinny guys both super baked
>Give him $25, he takes some buds from a mass bag, was like 2 ounces, puts buds in a baggie
>Hands me the 2 ounce bag
>Loading.avi
>Ok.mpeg
>Driven home, give friend a good handful

And never went back there again

what?

>be me
>in college
>made over 250k before i went to college and bought a mercedes as my first car
>high every day

No

>vigro as fuck
he probably got seduces by your strong gay vibes

dubs

>Be my third or fourth time getting high
>smoked about an entire bowl cuz i was a newfag and didn't know wtf i was in for
>go to kitchen to make a salad
>start laughing uncontrollably as i was grating cheese
>cheese was fucking funny
>went back to original room, sit in chair
>realize i'm too high to eat, put salad on table and listen to music instead
>first time listening to music stoned, feels like my brain is having an orgasm
>i'm laughing like crazy
>suddenly my brain shuts off, i feel like i can't breathe and i wander aimlessly around the house for a few minutes before going to the back deck and spend somewhere between 10 minutes - 1 hour leaning on the balcony drooling on myself muttering about random shit
>go back inside, fall asleep hard
>wake up next morning, head feels clogged
>it was a good night

Are you baked right now?
He didn't have smaller $25 bags ready made
He took $25 worth out of his stash, put the $25 bag in his pocket, and handed me his stash by mistake.
We where all so super high that i just walked out with it

dick or gtfo

#metoo

Your mom is a virgin.

>hands me the 2 ounce bag

are you sure your reading your own story right?

My teacher is a virgin and likes backed kids

>be me
>at a party
>never smoked before in my life
>there's a bong being passed around
>inhale
>cough it out
>the very first thing to happen is someone slamming open the front door
>"cops are here"
>ohshit.jpeg
I don't remember much after that

He's probably high man, it happens, we all got it, he paid for a little and got the whole bag, some days are good like that.

what are backed kids? is the teacher male or slave?

Kids with mucho grande weed inhaled....
the teacher is slave as fuck but likes to dominate the students

Kids with mucho grande weed inhaled....
the teacher is slave as fuck but likes to dominate the students