Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Get boner

Wonder how the hell someone installed a staircase in my bedroom without my noticing. Also sex.png.

Suck her cock

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Take a picture of her, then start the same thread on Sup Forums every goddamn day.

At least it's not some Andy log garbage.

Suck her feminine penis

do Sup Forumstards deserve her though?
smart thinking

want more?

My bedroom doesn't have a staircase faggot

Yes

...

Patrycja is the best

you have good taste. third time seeing her??

I've seen her plenty of times

you made a webm of one her best moments! Good work! where'd you find the original video?

Spread buttcheeks, tongue butthole. Ignore cooch, fuck ass gently.

Playboy website

playboyplus?

Leave, because i'm clearly in the wrong place, no woman will ever want anything to do with me.

Yeah

i fucking love that site. do you actually have your own account or did you pull a login off some other site?

Make sure she's not from CA.

Don't want him or hepatitis or fake rape report.

HIV not him

she's a Polish Chicagoan

aww, did you post that picture again to brag to mommy what a good boy you've been, hoping for some tendies?

Tell her to get the fuck out. Bitch cant just walk into my bedroom without asking.

Someone's account

Legit autism here.

don't be like that user
how did you discover Patrycja?
what other girls on there do you like?

Your threads
Hope, Ana and Claire

do you not know that the same person starts a thread with that exact pic of that exact girl at least 20 times a week? yet i'm the autist?

go to the account you use and type Amy Sue Cooper into the search bar. Tell me if you think i should incorporate her into the threads.

Holy shit
You definitely should

that's not accurate but even if it were, what's bad about that?

do you have the expertise to make a high definition version of a low(er) quality video?

Probably not

it seems you immediately knew what i was thinking.

Ask who are you and why are you in my bedroom?

Thanks for the new girl to add to the collection

you're very welcome my friend, spreading knowledge of babes is one my great passions. shame they insisted on filming amy sue with a calculator.
playboy makes such dumbassed decisions sometimes.

Even the pics are slightly lower resolution than i'd like

as with the fact that there is no video of this photoshoot, legitimately maddening.

be like what? honest? why not? why should i lie to myself or succumb to the lies of others? We live in a world propped up by social contracts and forced politeness and it's all bullshit.

having that sort of attitude is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Damn shame

right. Because somehow in some way what i think or feel has any amount of affect on the world around me. Claiming my attitude is the cause and not the result of how i'm viewed by others is just as ridiculous as your "i can will the world to be what i want it to be" theory.

this one too. fuck the videos they took of Hope are just fucking disgraceful

The same cunt on the same board every fucking day, fuck off she's not hot

Patrycja had the best vids by far

She knows how to pose her body better than any other woman and the cameraman knew to get at least a few shots of her rear end.
they're way too short though
which one is your favorite?

This one already made me cum several times

Shoot the bitch and carry on robbing the place.

i wish she had done that video with her old body.

Yeah
It looks like the start of a porn movie

I don't care you want to fuck. If dinner is not ready by the time I get home, you are getting a beating as usual. With you naked, I have a lot more places to hit with my belt.

i'm in so love with her facial expression as she's about to stand up. i'd work 18 hours daily in a coal mine to come home to this as as my wife. thanks for reminding me of how great that vid is.
Patrycja is the most erotic woman ever in playboy. should've been a playmate of the year like hope. deserves to be 1000 times as famous as she is.

You should go fap to it user

Don't you mean 180 degrees?

I have an idea for a game we could play.

I'm listening

Assume I'm hallucinating. I test to see how real the hallucination is. If I can touch and feel it, I fuck it. If I can't, fap to it.

We both name a specific pause time on any playboy plus video and see who can get the other person to unzip based only on the other person going to the video and pausing it at that time. Repeat until someone caves.
guessing you like her body?

"What the fuck? Why are there stairs in my bedroom?"

my reply

Sounds interesting but challenging

part of the fun no? i'll give you a few minutes to come up with a good choice or we can do it next time we meet as i need to leave within the next hour. shall i know you simply as claireanon?

Claireanon is fine
Until next time then

sit down. clearly the drugs have begun to take hole. good acid always is a slow burner

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