Porn

Porn
Do you keep it on an external drive?
I have always kept my porn on a zip drive.
How about you?

i don't bother saving porn

only cheese pizza

Used to back when I had to worry about someone else possibly being on my computer. Those days are long gone though. Anymore I just keep anything I want to save right where I can find in my computer.

how do you organize that pizza sir?
Toppings, herbs etc?

I keep it in a folder labeled porn.


I don't give a fuck who sees it.

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How about normal porn for normal people ?

I save it on a folder under my uni stuff and then once I feel bored I delete it, and stay up the whole night looking at new ones and saving them
>repeat every few months

i have a folder labeled porn in my videos folder, it's full of videos of fidget spinners, larpers, things getting blended and other random shit that isn't porn
i kinda hope someone goes through it someday

zip drive? do they even make them any more?

Desktop, fuck it

nah i like the toppings to be not ripe yet

They do. My company's back ups are all on Zip Drives. There is a closet in the server room with 20-30k of them, and it just gets bigger by the week

yup, we use backup tape drives as well

Don't save porn, everything gets boring after the first view.
Got like 30 different memberships in different premium sites, don't pay for a single one.

You still use Zip disks?!

I'm currently posting frame an old reel to reel mainframe

dod?

Yep. IT walks around on Thursdays and hands out a disk to every person, then comes around again an hour later to collect them. Last time I was in the server room and seen them the IT guy made the joke that our company will still be using zip disks for back ups after both of us are dead (we are both in our 30's)

Long term care pharmacy. The software we use is an AS400 as well. Didnt you ever wonder why CompTia tests are the way they are? Id be willing to bet there are still companies using Token Ring networking in the wild too

I keep it on an external drive although for what reason I don't know as I always leave it plugged in.

I have it in one folder encrypted with truecrypt not because it's bad, I just don't want anyone to know my kinks. like if I die or something. Although my dad might have a hard time with the dildo I have stashed

Guess I'm the only guy left alive who still prefers buying good old fashion porno magazines from the local kiosk. There's often a dvd/bd disc with it so I got like 90 of those and around 250 magazines.
Internet stuff just doesn't do it for me.

Too risky, I've lost too many flash drives, smashed one by accident as well, I keep it online

>like if I die or something.
I thought I was the only one who would do this. I also clear my browser history every morning before leaving for work. Id prefer my wife and mother to not know I like violent rape/abuse porn if I can help it

exactly, who will give a rational explanation to your fetish?

I'm the only one who ever uses my PC but I still use incognito mode to look at porn

external drive, sucks when you have limited space

I keep my porn on an external hdd with deniable encryption

encrypted sdcard

Nope, got a few on my table right now.
Something special about magazines, memories from my youth maybe.
Todays kids will never know the joy of finding a pornmag in the dumpster behind the local gas station. It was like finding a ton of gold.
And you didn't choose, you accepted whatever you found. German piss porn? Just fine.
American blondes and guns? Ok.
Polish youths? Hell yeah.
Most of the time the printing quality was, well shit.

Today they just look up gay midget scat porn on their phones and tadaa, everything... Boring as shit.

what's deniable encryption?

autism

Why would you do that?
who even has zip drives?
can you still get zip cartridges?

Keep it on my normal drive, named porn.
I live alone and have nothing to hide.

Yes

The most sick stuff I keep hidden and locked in a digital vault with several matrical encryptions, and fake mazes full of digital trapdoors.
You hit one even once and the entire drive fries.
Also passwords that constantly changes according to a pattern only I know, the code hidden in another layer of codes.
All of this is locked up in my vault with 6" steel walls, hydra security alerts and a private security force outside 24/7. Of course nothing of this is true, I keep my porn in a folder right next to my torrents and music, mostly 80's metal.
But enough about that, I'm off to buy some milk now, have a good night.

I keep all my most illegal cp, donkey, and snuff on an old reel-to-reel drive. That way, if I get raided, it's highly unlikely the feds will be able to even know what it is, let alone read it!! They'll be too busy going through the terabytes of normal shit to worry about that 70's tech in the corner...

>nice try, FBI

based

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user what have you done?

Why would you save porn?

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I keep my fap folder on MEGA

encrypted external drive

Is this because you couldn't decide on a desktop background? I know that feel, user.

yeah

I keep my porn on /gif/ heavily filtered to avoid getting turned into a fag by the kikes

does my brain count as an external storage device?

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The FBI appreciates you narrowing the search for them

This. Once you guys are older than 12 you won't have to hide your porn from your parents anymore.
Stop being underage b&

yeh if you watch porn in the library. kek

Encrypted SD card, hidden in a plastic bag inside my anus.

>being this retarded

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I do hope you guys don't think I'm serious....

What encryption software do you faggots use? I heard veracrypt is supposed to be good.

in my experience people are actually that stupid to believe that will work

Back in the day when it took e0 minutes to download a low res scan from penthouse, yeah.

Now porn is less than a second away from a mouse click.

The only reason I have porn folders now is because I haven't deleted them yet.

Honestly, I have to agree...

But, the best satire is based in truth, after all...

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Nigger how many my computer icons do you need?

>Token Ring
Nigger I haven't discussed this since 1999

>download several porn stuff
>all the while fapping away to whatever stream
>cancel all downloads when I am done fapping

Why should I bother?
The only reason you would safe porn is when you'd be sure that whatever you are watching is illegale.
You Pedo piece of shit.

I'm posting from ENIAC using punchcards.

Out in the open.

>windows xp