You are alone on an island and you only have a mermaid as a companion

You are alone on an island and you only have a mermaid as a companion.
Do you choose:
Top half human bottom half fish
OR
Top half fish bottom half human
If you don't choose your mother will die tonight in her sleep

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Mermaid, obviously

You're gay as fuck if you choose B

I would choose B. I’ll eat the top half and fuck the bottom half

how is any of this considered homosexual you fucking retard

A and facefuck the ever living shit out of her

a

I'm not a virgin desperate for pussy to choose B, A doesn't look like a monstrosity so I can still get horny and cum if she gives me a blowjob. I can't fuck a fish, even if it has a human pussy, that's disgusting

/thread.

I chose side a

>I can't fuck a fish, even if it has a human pussy, that's disgusting
I bet you could if it had a dick you faggot

A because then we could have meaningful conversations about our thoughts and feelings

A, what kind of question is that...

maybe, because the disgusting fish-like upper body and the dick would remind me of your mother

>I can't fuck a fish, even if it has a human pussy, that's disgusting
Put me in the screen cap

B and I'll face fuck the ever loving shit out of it probably even fuck the gills

Top human

Are there any very large paper bags on this island?

i'll take top half human, bottom half fish
>seems like an ass or tits thread

no but you can use bark, leaves or seaweed

I choose A because she still has a pussy, checkmate op

Can i have C? A mermaid where the top half is a fish and the bottom is also a fish.
And then sex her

A

Is this for food source or companionship?

top woman
blowjob handjob
talks

this.

/thread

As an oldfag, this thread is nostalgic. This used to be posted everyday many years ago. It's always funny seeing replies such as who you can tell are children, or worse, a woman

Every one who's is interested in talking are stupid if she can talk she can say no to sex to your beta ass

Dammmmn.

I chose the female top.

C

top half, better a blowjob than a dead fish

Now your saying that you'll fuck a fish

GTFO child, See that pokemon go app? Start walking now.

A

B obviously.
Fuck her and filet the top half. Fried fish and your rocks off

Topkek are you fourteen?

I don't like to lose
I don't belive in a no win scenario
I reprogrammed the simulation

>As an oldfag
Newfag detected

blowjobs are better than pussy and since thats my island that bitch better be suckin cock all day long
To conclude, I would choose option A

this

>that bitch better be sucking cock all day long

Yeah. I bet you're a real stud.

Thats why i pick B plus its a fish person its not going to know English.

Mermaid still has a fish pussy

Mermaid

youtu.be/vd1pvUG_aAc

A

handjobs, blowjobs, spooning, and despite the woman meme; companionship.

>blowjobs are better than pussy
VIRGIN DETECTED

You've obviously never received good head before

i did and it feels good but you've obviously never received a tight pussy

Pussy is life

Pussy is love

Mermaid

no

You fucking gay

I def have. Good blow job > tight pussy.

eh i'd take the one on the left. see i'm not a virgin fag that talks about pussy all day even though they never got it EVER. i like a woman who can at least communicate a little, sure women get bitchy and generally annoying after a while but i can talk to the one on the left, i can only fuck the one on the right. push comes to shove i can deal with tit fucks and blowjobs. also depending on how her reproductive system works there just might be a vagina there, wouldnt be a human vagina but hey a vagina is a fucking vagina. if she reproduces exactly like a fish the eggs do have to come out from somewhere and if its A. wide enough or B. stretchy enough it can be fucked. if she reproduces like a human well then there has to be a vaginal opening to receive a dick and a dick it shall receive.

a

>implying I wont be balls deep in that mermaid pussy

Amen

I bet you beat to traps

>If you don't choose your mother will die tonight in her sleep

>If you don't choose your mother will sleep tonight with the fishies

>thenyouwillshoveboogersupyourpeenis=notgood!!!1!1!1!!

A of course

top human lole

Imagine the oral from side B. But A I can't get pregnant. But B wont say no to anal. I choose B. I can put her head in the water as I fuck her from behind.

A
Tit job t roatjob blowjob forever

fuck you all, mermaid

Mermaid obviously. She still has a mouth and hands. I'm not sure if more is going on down below but I care mostly about the face.

This question was asked on sleepycabin lol

Correct answer is A, however if you’re a beta virgin B might be better for you.

Top half human. I'd rather get nothing but blowjobs than have to look in the gigantic, lifeless eyes of a trout I'm fucking.

underrated

A easy

Nah, i choose B

a

A. it'll still need to poop from somewhere

Anyone who chooses B is a fucking autist. A all the way.

True oldfag

A

Fish body, so if I ever get hungry I won't starve.

Also, I'd rather be able to talk to them than just watch it drown in air.

fuck and A

I would have to chose A.
B would basically only be a pussy. I would have to close my eyes and pretend I'm not fucking a fish.

But with A, I can talk to her, get a blow job, play with her tits, kiss her, even cuddle. She can keep me company, keep me from going insane from isolation. B is basically a horrible idea of a fleshlight.

a
id fuck a scaly fish pussy
and if not get a nice bj

Top half human.

Going with a since that isn't dumb.