You are alone on an island and you only have a mermaid as a companion.
Do you choose:
Top half human bottom half fish
OR
Top half fish bottom half human
If you don't choose your mother will die tonight in her sleep
You are alone on an island and you only have a mermaid as a companion
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Mermaid, obviously
You're gay as fuck if you choose B
I would choose B. I’ll eat the top half and fuck the bottom half
how is any of this considered homosexual you fucking retard
A and facefuck the ever living shit out of her
a
I'm not a virgin desperate for pussy to choose B, A doesn't look like a monstrosity so I can still get horny and cum if she gives me a blowjob. I can't fuck a fish, even if it has a human pussy, that's disgusting
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I chose side a
>I can't fuck a fish, even if it has a human pussy, that's disgusting
I bet you could if it had a dick you faggot
A because then we could have meaningful conversations about our thoughts and feelings
A, what kind of question is that...
maybe, because the disgusting fish-like upper body and the dick would remind me of your mother
>I can't fuck a fish, even if it has a human pussy, that's disgusting
Put me in the screen cap
B and I'll face fuck the ever loving shit out of it probably even fuck the gills
Top human
Are there any very large paper bags on this island?
i'll take top half human, bottom half fish
>seems like an ass or tits thread
no but you can use bark, leaves or seaweed
I choose A because she still has a pussy, checkmate op
Can i have C? A mermaid where the top half is a fish and the bottom is also a fish.
And then sex her
A
Is this for food source or companionship?
top woman
blowjob handjob
talks
this.
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As an oldfag, this thread is nostalgic. This used to be posted everyday many years ago. It's always funny seeing replies such as who you can tell are children, or worse, a woman
Every one who's is interested in talking are stupid if she can talk she can say no to sex to your beta ass
Dammmmn.
I chose the female top.
C
top half, better a blowjob than a dead fish
Now your saying that you'll fuck a fish
GTFO child, See that pokemon go app? Start walking now.
A
B obviously.
Fuck her and filet the top half. Fried fish and your rocks off
Topkek are you fourteen?
I don't like to lose
I don't belive in a no win scenario
I reprogrammed the simulation
>As an oldfag
Newfag detected
blowjobs are better than pussy and since thats my island that bitch better be suckin cock all day long
To conclude, I would choose option A
this
>that bitch better be sucking cock all day long
Yeah. I bet you're a real stud.
Thats why i pick B plus its a fish person its not going to know English.
Mermaid still has a fish pussy
Mermaid
A
handjobs, blowjobs, spooning, and despite the woman meme; companionship.
>blowjobs are better than pussy
VIRGIN DETECTED
You've obviously never received good head before
i did and it feels good but you've obviously never received a tight pussy
Pussy is life
Pussy is love
Mermaid
no
You fucking gay
I def have. Good blow job > tight pussy.
eh i'd take the one on the left. see i'm not a virgin fag that talks about pussy all day even though they never got it EVER. i like a woman who can at least communicate a little, sure women get bitchy and generally annoying after a while but i can talk to the one on the left, i can only fuck the one on the right. push comes to shove i can deal with tit fucks and blowjobs. also depending on how her reproductive system works there just might be a vagina there, wouldnt be a human vagina but hey a vagina is a fucking vagina. if she reproduces exactly like a fish the eggs do have to come out from somewhere and if its A. wide enough or B. stretchy enough it can be fucked. if she reproduces like a human well then there has to be a vaginal opening to receive a dick and a dick it shall receive.
a
>implying I wont be balls deep in that mermaid pussy
Amen
I bet you beat to traps
>If you don't choose your mother will die tonight in her sleep
>If you don't choose your mother will sleep tonight with the fishies
>thenyouwillshoveboogersupyourpeenis=notgood!!!1!1!1!!
A of course
top human lole
Imagine the oral from side B. But A I can't get pregnant. But B wont say no to anal. I choose B. I can put her head in the water as I fuck her from behind.
A
Tit job t roatjob blowjob forever
fuck you all, mermaid
Mermaid obviously. She still has a mouth and hands. I'm not sure if more is going on down below but I care mostly about the face.
This question was asked on sleepycabin lol
Correct answer is A, however if you’re a beta virgin B might be better for you.
Top half human. I'd rather get nothing but blowjobs than have to look in the gigantic, lifeless eyes of a trout I'm fucking.
underrated
A easy
Nah, i choose B
a
A. it'll still need to poop from somewhere
Anyone who chooses B is a fucking autist. A all the way.
True oldfag
A
Fish body, so if I ever get hungry I won't starve.
Also, I'd rather be able to talk to them than just watch it drown in air.
fuck and A
I would have to chose A.
B would basically only be a pussy. I would have to close my eyes and pretend I'm not fucking a fish.
But with A, I can talk to her, get a blow job, play with her tits, kiss her, even cuddle. She can keep me company, keep me from going insane from isolation. B is basically a horrible idea of a fleshlight.
a
id fuck a scaly fish pussy
and if not get a nice bj
Top half human.
Going with a since that isn't dumb.