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South America World Cup 2018 Qualifiers

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Colombia vs. Bolivia 03:30 pm.
Paraguay vs. Ecuador 06:00 pm.
Uruguay vs. Brasil 06:00 pm
Venezuela vs. Perú 06:30 pm.
Argentina vs. Chile 06:30 pm.

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Lets go Argentina win and Columbia loss

No llores por mi argentina!!!!

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t. El peruANO

The good guys:
Perú
Bolivia
The one from Oceania in the play-off

The bad guys:
The rest

O'Higgins can suck my balls

What are you doing without your leaf, Canada?

>Our team against Chile: Romero, Mercado, Otamendi, Rojo, Mas, Mascherano, Biglia, Messi, Agüero, Di María, Higuain
>Literally 4-2-4

Because having a midfield is overrated.

thanks chileANO. was gonna ask for this rundown

>Implying Messi wont be playing in the mid only to be man marked out of the game and having to rely on his shitty attackers to finish.

>inb4 IT'S ALL MISSI'S FAULT XDDDDDDD
Also, I was looking for that image, thanks.

Rojo is really gonna play as CB? Or he will put Mercado? Fuck, don't you have a decent CB? Even Funes Mori is better than Rojo or Mercado.

>don't you have a decent CB
Our last great CBs were Ayala, Samuel, >Heinze, and >Burdisso

That shit keeps happening. What the fuck, Argies.

I admire Argentina's sense of fair play, since Chile doesnt have their usual midfield due to injuries they are playing without a midfield either to be fair.

I unironically think they should play a 4-4-2 Messi doesnt have the defensive work rate to work in a 4-3-3

Do you Chileans know about carmona? Is he good?

Stay tuned for today's match because It will happen again.

They don't have the midfield to do it. Banega is the only one who can create but he's a lazy faggot.

Well, >you play at the same time >we do, but I'll be streaming >your match later since it's guaranteed to have memes and micro chimpouts.

Easy 3 points for Colombia

Let's celebrate, parceros

lmaoo relegatiton to CONCACAF?

Why does ecuador have to fuck everything up

>Romero
>Bench in Manure
>Starter for Argentina

>Caballero
>Starter for Man City
>Bench in Argentina

What did he mean by this?

They're literally /ourguys/.

calla oe cachudo aprende a hacer tus meme arrows correctamente...

callate puto déjalo hacer su post tranquilo

>Ecuador away today

they're going to fuck their own shit up

calla mono huevon

>poopeebol

No they're not they are gonna bomb at the WC if they make it
Hopefully

O-Obrigado!

South american weebs are the worst and this is coming from a weeb himselve

Tite is one win away from becoming the first coach in history to win seven consecutive matches in Conmebol qualis.

No hay de que, peruzito. Cuando te sientas triste, apagado y tengas tu corazón arrugado, no dudes en acudir a mí.

Maybe you should look in the mirror, you'll find a worse kind of weeb

Meanwhile...

>"Oe"
Ffs

>Relegation to CONCACAF
top kek

What is this tactic called?

The 4-0-6 Bauza Gambit

I dont care if we lose today because we have 3 easy games at home and we always win at Bolivia. Today is a game just for the lulz.

>Argentina fails to qualify because us and Messi quits again

It's even worse because he's not in the bench. The other 2 are Andujar and Guzman.

I feel bad for Messi but we shouldn't qualify to the WC. The meme of "muh group that played 3 finals" has gone long enough.

Wtf not even called? And Rulli too? Bauza is really retard, damn.

Is it true that bauza has been saying that he thinks they'll win the World Cup and shit like that?

>I dont care if we lose today because...

this early damage control

shut up monkey, you lost to us. I dont care if you guys are at the top here, your team is going to choke again in Russia because the cold

Tá em crise? Chama o Chile!

He's right even if it's damage control
>Venezuela, Paraguay and Ecuador in Santiago
>Bolivia in La Paz
The October match in Brazil is whatever

Yes, just a week ago he said:
>"After winning the WC I don't know what I'm going to do"
He also said he would call Icardi if something happened to Dybala, Higuain or Pratto. Well, Dybala doesn't look like it's going to play and Bauza didn't call shit.

Damn, being senile must be really hard

Ecuador is winning. Tie againsy Bolivia and Paraguay. Win against Venezuela

yeah... right...

What a smoke merchant.

Russia in summer isn't cold m8

>Bolivia didn't bring their STRONGEST players
We have to be fucking shit to not win today.

>implying that the majority of our players don't play in europe

kys

>roamer
>market
>red
>more
>biglel
>waterboy
>of mary
>higuain
>literally the same players that have been failing constantly for NT are back as starters

what did Bauza mean by this?

Colombia 3 - 0 Bolivia
Paraguay 2 - 1 Ecuador
Uruguay 1 - 2 Brasil
Venezuela 0 - 2 Peru
Argentina 2 - 1 Chile

Matches played by Conmebol teams:

>Argentina
Vs Uruguay (185) Brazil (103) Paraguay (101) Chile (88) Peru (50) Bolivia (38) Colombia (35) Ecuador (33) Mexico (27) Germany (22)

>Chile
Vs Argentina (88) Uruguay (81) Peru (79) Brasil (71) Paraguay (70) Ecuador (49) Bolivia (43) Colombia (38) Mexico (29) Venezuela (26)

>Germany (22)
Why don't german teams play Copa Libertadores?

>uruguay hasnt dropped a single point playing at home this quali
should be one hell of a match huezinho

It is so fucking stupid if Messi played every game Argentina would already be qualified instead they are in 5th fucking place because those pieces of shit can't even beat Venezuela or Paraguay without Messi

It would be a lot more fun if you had Suarez. Fuck it, how he managed to receive that dumb yellow card?

Imagine if Argentina got eliminated by NZ or based Tahiti on repechage (2nd leg at South America)

Same wouldve been nice to see Jesus and qtinho maybe in better form too. Suarez' yellow was refball cause chilel was getting btfo at home

why didnt he play though?

riddle me this, argie

why is bauza allowed to manage argentina when his last job was getting his shit wrecked in brazil?

Injuries. And yellow cards I think, too.

I think it was just injuries.

good question, even gallardo would be better

Ecuador won't win today. They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

will Peru try their best?

Tata was tired of not being paid
AFA is a mess, so they just picked whoever was willing to take the job

wut
I didnt remember that they beat argies away

It was on the first match day. Truly a memetastic day; Germany, Argentina, and Brazil all lost their respective games on the same day.
You need to wait a few hours for my anime poster friend. He'll be here, don't worry.

>anime poster friend

Aren't all peruvians weebs? It seems that at least most of them

Ayala was great

Like this

----------------Romero-------------
Mercado--Otamendi--Rojo--Mas
Biglia--Mascherano--Messi--Di Maria
----------Aguero--Higuain-------

>copalib semifinals with a shit team
>wrecked

his são paulo played like shit, they lucked into the semis with away goals until nacional shit down their throats

they were shit in the league too

Mm no, not really, I mean there are places where they gather together just like any other Latin American country I think but they are not a majority or something to be amazed about because most of them (and I'm including myself a little bit) were born in the 90's kids these days watch something else

>most expensive squad in the country
>pato, ganso, rodrigo caio, etc.
>didn't win shit

Who'll get injured today?

Should I watch Brazil x Uruguay game or my team's game (it's a derby)?

why both play at the same day? the fuck is CBF thinking again
God curse cable specialized channels!

Today Chile wins at the stadium, tomorrow at the trenches!

>yfw Chile is 2dnd with 26 points after the next two games

What country is that at the north of Uruguay?

CBF didn't do anything this time, FERJ who decided to do this shit.
The game was supposed to start at 18:00, but they decided to change the game's schedule and it will start at 21:45.

>yfw Chile will be the new Sweden in your life time

Post some god tier formations

...

O SUL E O MEU PAIS

how are ecuador 3rd? are they good?

excited, guys. nothing better. unfortunately lately these have been clashing with USA matches so havent been able to watch. but lets do this

colombia easy win
paraguay 1-0 keeping them alive
uruguay 1 brasil 1
venezuela 0 peru 1 (somehow)
argentina 2 chile 1

...

Why doesn't icardi play for Argentina

Chilean here who travels around.

I was at the Chile-Urugay game with my il brother and my close cloworker/his wife. As soon as we go the stadium, my coworker (the calmest guy I know) started to argue with an older guy and his son since they asked to him move because my coworker had the wrong seats, as the coworker began to move; the older guy taped his sholder to direct him and the coworker entered some bizarre nigger mode mode we had never seen before and started pushing the old man and insulting the shit out of him in ghetto spanish; 'feo conchetumare, chupame el pico viejo reculiao, blahblah etc'

The rest of us, including his wife, were in complete disbelief in regards to this chimpout; it was nothing like him lol.

For the rest of the game though, not only him, but even I and my brother all has this high test angry energy about the game and bullied/shouted shit to/ and just booed the fuck out of suarez and cavani ('i did'nt do it for cavani, he's genially a qt and good huma bein"). I think Suarez the hothead coudln't handle this much chitlean banter, hence why he raged so much and got the yellow.


tl;dr people are fucking savages at south american stadiums