Everyone has a secret, no dumb shit cont

Everyone has a secret, no dumb shit cont...

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My neighbor was 17 when I was 11 back in the 90's. We were pretty close and I caught him putting a body in his trunk. He freaked out and told me that he accidentally ran over her while he was high. We smoked pot together, his friends thought I was funny and i enjoyed the attention. So I never told anyone about the body, he later was convicted for rape and murder of the police chiefs 10yo daughter. No one ever knew I seen it!

My fingers mom carred me in the back of the seat.

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I masturbated for my brother once because I caught him with my underwear. Looking back it makes me feel ashamed.

No judgment

jumped some white guy with one eye over a stupid argument. dude wasn't even willing to try and look at the conflict from any different point of view. biased ass bitch

well, people do enjoy these threads

faggot

You don't think it's fucked up?

contimplated shooting, or well, stabbing up my school when i was in elementary
there are still some people from there that i would kill if i could

When i was a kid i saw a guy shoot another guy over a parking space. The guy that shot the other man was a big mob guy in the city. When the police asked me identify the man i lied and said it wasnt him.

You should do it, they deserve it

I always pretend to be a leftist but i hate niggers and Hitler die nothing wrong! Sieg heil!

had a fight with my date, got super drunk and went home with three random guys who basically took turns fucking me til i left

Bronx Tale lol

Cuck

Dubs confirm, burden gone

Faggot.

He uses fear to control the city. Him and his goons. They were always posted up on the corner where i live. So i had to do it, to protect my family.

Are you calling me a faggot?

sucked my own dick and even came in my mouth once but i think i might have put on some weight which is why i think i cant do it anymore

Lol shhhhh, was my favorite movie growing up

Was your dad a bus driver?

yes, faggot

Cunt*

Look a violent black person

I wet the bed until I was 13 maybe 14

I told you to stay away from my family. Thats all i ask

Smoking reefer behind my gfs back for a few months now. If she knew she would leave me immediately

Me too. I could never have friends over or sleep overs.Too embarrased.

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Ive been doing that for years. She suspects me cause the house always smells. But she never does anything. Hopefully shes not cheating.

>i once fingured my mom's friend in the back seat of her car
being this new

You probably date nugget m Nigger girls who unlock car doors

I'm the father of my cousin's 11 year-old son. She's been happily married for 12 years and only she and I know of this secret.

As for how it happened, her husband was deployed and we had an affair. She found out she was pregnant a week before he came back.

I have a feeling that my girlfriend and I are going to break up soon. We've been dating for almost a year but we rarely spend time with each other because she works so much, our sex life is shit, and as much as I hate to admit it, when we're with each other, we don't really have much to talk about. It sucks because I love her but she just seems disinterested.

Lol i love you user.

that was a stupid pun i tried to make. it was lame yeah, but you're too retarded to even grasp that

Dude, I'm white, and I already want to beat you to death.

I cheat on my wife with escorts once a month

shouldn't he notice when the doc tells them in which week she's in?

Did the baby come out retarded?

No you're not. A real white person would apologize for their racists ancestors before posting anything

I'm gay and afraid i'll never come out

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

shit quality bait

@748366811
I dont keep secrets

that's sad, be you homie

>A real white person would apologize for their racists ancestors before posting anything
user is a baiter faggot but is a funny baiter faggot.

Invite your closest friends or relavites. Then drop acid with them.

what do mean come out? you ain't gotta broadcast that shit to everyone noone else will care. just be fucking gay who gives a shit

I'd mix up fake puke all the time as a kid and throw it in the toilet before my mom woke up, so I could stay at home. I became pretty good at it after a while

You wouldn't know that from browsing this site.

masturbating in public just feels better, but I make sure I never get caught

Did you get yourself an orgasmatron

I dont think it feels better but i do think theres something really naughty about it. Ive done it in class a shitton of times

I gave a bat an orgasm

This old ugly bitch at work sucked me off at worn several times, just jyst recently passed away from heart disease!

id what that is

never done it in class but yeah its probably just cause in public, I like to edge until I just cant anymore and it feels amazing

Are you a guy? How do you cum in public without people seeing the mess?

>there is a very real chance my best friends second born child is actually mine

Double down on underwear.

lol im trans so thats really up to you

also usually no ones going to notice if its on grass or if it rains, and even if they do find it they havent caught me, so Ill be fine

And u just stroke your dick through that?

I killed a man in reno, just to watch him die

lol you fucked his wife????
do tell

>good movie

robert deniro is getting old as fuck and that makes me sad though

When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and I cry

My gf and I had a threesome with her friend and it was awesome. The problem is that I'd really like to be in a polygamist relationship with them but I know they wouldn't be down for it.

Ohh, interesting

thats natural selection. thanks for helping out nature

I know. He played his role in that movie so well.

>many threads

>the only song 50 cent made that was worth listening to

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>i saw a guy shoot another guy over a parking space
Don't you mean attack his car with a baseball bat?

this guy gets it
this guy is uncultured swine

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lel iframe
and 50 has a legendary amount of absolutely amazing tracks

Got a cousin who's gay. Just tell your siblings if you feel like you need to tell people. No one cares if anyone is gay or not. My own brother can tell me he's gay and I'd just be like 'ok. So what you want for dinner bruv'

The guy that was shot was the one using the bat. You might be thinking about the part when they beat the shit out of those bikers in the bar

I'm racist and sexist (at least, by normie standards).

I would definitely fuck a passable trap. Maybe even suck her cock and swallow. I wouldn't bottom, though. That's gay.

I don't have a job and don't want to get one. I like living at home as a NEET.

At least 80 percent of my posts here or anywhere else are shitposts/trolling.

I guess I'm a typical Sup Forums user.

Gonna go watch the Goonies now

i understood that refrence

I don't really get peoples need to 'come out'
I dated a dude for like 2 years before I made my relationship public on facebook to get a christfag stalker off my back, but I never felt a need for other people to know what kinds of holes I put my dick in

>wanting to suck a passable traps cock

go home and read your doujins

Also its 2017, being gay isnt the worse thing to happen. You could be a feminist

>shota

No, I mean Joe Pesci's character (that you don't see at that point) wasn't shot, as you made it sound, but attacked with a bat. Sony shot the assailant to defend the character in question, not for a parking space.

That scene with the bikers is the best.

nope. 50 cent's lyrics are too primitive and straight forward for this gen and the next.It means nothing more than what is literally stated. Not that there is anything wrong with that. It just sucks.

If somebody doesn't know johnny cash's most played song, they are beyond hope

Same...except we actually had sex too...yeah, fucked up worse

Lol yeah but i waa quoting C, cause he thought it was over a parking space. But yes the bike scene was always my favorite. Ohh also when his friends die in the car fire.

tfw no big brother to fuck me until I cry and cum on my face

I got fucked up with this hot chick on some good cocoa, the following morning we decided to take a drive to get more. She decided to get naked and hang her body out side the window and I than grabbed my phone and started recording. I ran off the road and she got got by a light pole, I haven't food anyone this!

Little*

what a bunch of fucking faggots. No one thinks like this towards their brother you dumb fucking sick bastards.

NO!
Im the lil brother

lol I do

>I'm secretly bisexual.
>I also cum every single time I shit. No orgasm, no touching myself, just cum out of nowhere.