Oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

General life tips.

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hate niggers
if you dont hate them right now you will at some point in your life guaranteed

Bump

When the doctor says, "you can put this surgery off..."

Don't.

One day we will all be dead

Sage advice

>hate niggers
Yep. Get with the program. Everyone hates niggers. Whites, Mexicans, Chinese - we all hate 'em. Muslims hate niggers with a passion - that's why they've sold 'em as slaves for 1400 years.
Hell, even niggers hate niggers.

Alright, why does every time a girl I find attractive shows interest in me I instinctively start avoiding and ignoring her? I'm 22, quite attractive but me being a huge wuss when it comes to women has ruined way too many opportunities and I need to seriously improve on this.

Never make serious life decisions to keep anther person in your life.

user is not wrong

>One day we will all be dead
this is called a "fact", not "advice".
And unless you're Jesus, you haven't returned from the dead, so it's not you "experience" either.

Holding something against someone or being proud of something you can't choose to be born with is retarded.

Stop doing it...man the fuck up and pursue one.

I pulled that shit in my early 20s and regret the fuck out of it. I would jump from girl to girl who showed just a little interest in me and I missed out all kinds of life experiences.

32 now and married, but really regret not living a little more when I was younger.

>One day we will all be dead

Remembering this helps me not to take shit to swious.

being an oldfag has nothing to do with your age you fucking newfag

>Holding something against someone or being proud of something you can't choose to be born with is retarded.

No, that's reality. Insisting that "everyone is the same" when they very obviously not is 'retarded' (in the sense with which you employ the word).

being an oldfag has nothing to do with your age you fucking newfag.

When your 55 and dying of ass cancer or some other awful shit you might look back at you now and wonder how you didn't realize these were the best days of your life.

>Sup Forums
> actually a good advice

fucking hivemind

it's been a while

So true, at the start I was like an sjw and calling out people for being racist but after I interacted with niggers I fucking hate them.

you're scared, you probably immediately feel pressure to deliver, as you probably subconsciously put women on a pedestal, without being actively aware of it in that moment.

Spend more time with females (ugly fat skinny pretty doesn't matter) without expecting/pushing yourself mentally into a sexual direction. Give your mind time to remember/learn that women are just as moronic and clueless as we are. It's not enough to 'know' this on a purely theoretical level, you need to 'feel/live' it.

Be patient show some kindness to yourself bro, no need to give yourself shit for not being Casanova. You'll do just fine.

Find what you love and make a business/job of it. Nothing compares to loving your work.

That's the problem with you people. You can only ever go radically in one direction

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But also, don't hold anyone back, either.

1) Don't ever get married. It's not worth the hassle.

2) If ever v&, blame Sup Forums, it might work for you.

3) Trips don't lie.

4) ???

5) Profit.

The people who love niggers have likely never worked in a service industry where they had to deal with some angry monkey getting mad over a 99 cent cheeseburger.

>Find what you love and make a business/job of it. Nothing compares to loving your work.
This.
Riches make people as miserable as poverty. But if you do something you love as your profession, then you'll be happy regardless how much money you earn.

Better yet I'll give you two pieces of life advice to ignore. You've heard these before, from fools.

1) It's just who you are.
Someone else is justifying your bad habit or behavior. Man up. Slap the enabling bitch who said this to you and change this infantile shit right now.
2) Just be yourself.
No, don't do that. You fap to weird porn and someone is going to end up calling the police. We're all in the same boat and we all know it. Be what you imagine other's think is cool. Get a good job, play normie and be a freak in private like the rest of us.

>Don't mug yourself over a girl.
>Know your worth
>Focus on personal growth, rather than trying to please/help others.
>Don't be a desperate fgt.
>If you order tap water at the pub EVERYONE will judge you
>Don't be loud of public transport
>If a girls cunt has a noticeable smell throw her into the bath.

>That's the problem with you people.
"you people", must either be a nig or an SJW fag.
No one promised you (or anyone else) a rose garden. Not everyone is going to like you. Hell, most people aren't going to like you. That's life. Deal with it and stop bitchin about the trivial things.
And believe me, being black is trivial. Try having brain cancer, or being a disabled vet who was drafted and had no choice but to go fight a stupid war. If you're really feeling spicey, try both and see what 'non-trivial' challenges feel like.

Now get off my lawn...

I disagree.
GET MARRIED.
YOUNG.
Have lots of children.
Don't worry about money.
Love your family.
Enjoy your life.
You will not pass this way again...

Don't ever fall for the stepfather role. You will never be part of their family you will only ever be thought of as primary concer after they have left home

a triggered little snowflake aren't you?

>Don't ever fall for the stepfather role.
Agreed.
Like I said Get married. Young.
Have lots *of your own* kids.

>a triggered little snowflake aren't you?
Snowflakes don't last 50 years, kiddo. I'm still here smoking Camels and dishing shit... can you handle it?

If you get a woman, get one with ambition lying somwhere else than her womanhood.
They are in short supply.

How did any of you get over a person's death? Going to my mother's viewing on my 21st birthday still hasn't worn off 3 years later.

I'm older than you snowflake. If you only knew how wrong you are all the time you'd realize why your kids stopped respecting your opinion, you're a fool. I don't have that problem.

Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire

You never get over it, it just becomes a part of you. The older the get, if you're lucky, the less people will be around you until you're the oldest.
The more you win at living, the lonelier it gets

I wish i have the same face as him

don't ask them to reheat your steak.
be nice to the waiter
unless you like your food to have all sorts of nasty bodily fluids on them, that is.

Seems like Burgers are the modern niggers, huh.
Really makes you think.

But then of course none of you fat fucks could actually make it through a day of physical labour, much less provide any profit once you were fed to the point you stopped bitching.

38 here, in the U.S., married, 1st kid on the way
Start saving money now -- your priorities are going to change, and they'll cost money
Do not put shit off -- read that book now, learn that new skill now, because you won't have time later
Stay in shape -- if you're fat in your 20s, you're probably fucked
This

How do i Triforce like you old fags? show me your skills.

My kids (and grandkids) respect me plenty. And they know where I stand on race, and why. They've seen the truth for themselves, so I don't have to justify it to them.
And as for you being 'older than me' I'd bet a $5 Silver Certificate that you're full of shit. What year(s) were such certificates issued?

Also, you're going to have lots of regrets. Learn to live with them or you'll be absolutely miserable.

Never assume that what youre looming at is a female unless you can see her snatch.
Theres a chance youll be jacking off to a trap. And once you go down that road, theres no going back.

Everyone dies. There is noone ever that did not die. So it's the person, and what they did while alive that matters. Remember that person as they were when alive. If they meant something to you, they did good, and that good is something that will live forever, through you, and throught the actions they inspire in you.

Don't think of them as dead, because they are always there, as long as you remember them.

Don’t bow to societal pressure to be something you don’t want to be. On same note don’t neglect what’s important in life just so you can amass “things” that you think impress others. You’ll end up lonely in the end, you’ll think you have friends, but really they’re just with you for the benefits.

>What year(s) were such certificates issued?
So you're asking me a question I can simply google to prove something to you? Which will prove nothing. See where I'm going with this, snowflake?

This, tbh. Except it's pajeets. Niggers aren't a real problem, India needs to be cleansed with fire.

Youre a retard, no one is talking about age here. You cant just come to Sup Forums and consider yourself an oldfag within a year.

Ive been browsing Sup Forums since around 2007 or so. Might not come for a few years, but somehow I always end up coming back.

You know what to do, Fags.

srsly. avoid getting married for the wrong reasons.

>But then of course none of you fat fucks could actually make it through a day

Dafuq you talkin about? I was humping a 70 pound pack in the Army when Regan was in the White House. Been working from then until 2015, when I retired. I don't need social insecurity, either. I saved plenty of money. Even with what I lost in 2008/9, I'm still good. Not happy, but good.
So no, not a burger, here, but yeah, burgers are sinking into niggerdom about as fast as the Titanic.

No one cares about india. The US isnt infested with indians , so why should we care about what happens in india?

Yousa bitch. Make your own life choices to be a man

>posting spidey in a thread that isn't image related
retard, just shitpost n sage like i am..
spidey should be used on real shit threads that spam shit images

>This, tbh. Except it's pajeets.

Hindoodoos *are* niggers. Well, crossbreeds between niggers and arabs... many have the worst characteristics of both.

What do you guys mean by "burgers"? Ive never heard that term before.

Could be trauma.

A past experience triggered you into thinking if you get together, some of your actions will affect the relationship in a harmful way.

That's how I am. I grew up thinking women wanted money (since my mum was always about the money this influenced me) so everytime interest peaks with a female, I pussy out because of that thought.

It sucks but whatever.

So here's the one piece of advice I wish I had been given when I was young - late teens/early twenties.

Get the minimum education for a job that pays. Fuck women, fuck status, fuck being the cool kid or noon likes me boohoo, fuck Trump, fuck niggers, fuck Sup Forums, fuck all this internet circlejerk.

Save every fucking cent you make, invest it, make yourself better, live on the minimum and earn your max.

Retire at 30 and fuck them all.

>The US isnt infested with indians

Depends on your definition of "infested". *ANY* is an infestation by my standards, in my country.

Life: be in it but don't begin it.

Don't waste your life by watching Hannibal

Work out every day. Be in the best shape you can possibly be in because everything else in your life will be improved as a result - your health, your job, your relationships, and your confidence in yourself to be the best fucking person you can be. Don't give into the fat 4channer meme. You can love animu and vidya but get fit.

Noone cares about your US third world Trumpista slum. Niggers are your problem, noone else cares, and nobody gives a shit whatsoever about you.

Get in shape now, when your young. No fucking excuses. Its dumb not to be healthy and its dumb not to be attractive as you reasonably can be. You are 1) not invincible and 2) appearances matter much more than I ever realized when I was young

Any advice on how to study well and not procrastinate?

Every major "US" company has more Indian employees than they have American ones.

>Save every fucking cent you make, invest it,

Be very careful "investing" in the next 5 years. I wish I'd pulled all my retirement money out of the market in 2007. But instead I lost just about half of it. That shit's gonna happen again. SAVE your money and wit for the next crash. Don't buy until shit is going back up steadily. If you don't wait for the bottom, you'll be sorry.

Get off Sup Forums and do it now.

Exercise. Take a break every hour and exercise for 5-10 minutes. Pushups, sits ups, jumping jacks, whatever. Just move around.

Thanks Mike skinner

are you fucking retarded?

>Get off Sup Forums and do it now.
Sage.
Advice.

If you can take it...

They are. They're a nation of white niggers now.

If you're not a burger, why are upset that I'm laughing at burgers?

I have no beef with honest Americans, but you have grown from a world power into decrepitude in one fucking generation.

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Don't marry too far below your own socio-economic class. It's so fashionable to pontificate about how things like that don't matter, but they really do. You'll find more and more lifestyle and values misalignments as time goes on, and you'll notice that they aren't capable of discarding those old hard-wired behaviors.

Hindus are the first niggers. The British Rajj applied that word to them back in the nineteenth century.

The reason you arent getting laid is because you are actually afraid to talk to girls, or more accurately, afraid of the rejection that might occur should you open yourself up to it. Its not because girls are dumb or petty or mean or bitchy. Some are, but thats not the real problem. Its you.

The sooner you face your fears head on, the more pussy you will get. Anything you can do to give yourself more confidence will result in you being less afraid that you be rejected.

how do i succeed with women in a school environment?

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There's only one way to do that, young padawan.

Not an oldfag but these are my life lessons:

In regards to women:
1. ALWAYS listen to your gut/instinct/whateverthefuck. Think she's a princess, but still get that unsettling feeling you can't place? Fucking RUN.
Your instincts is the accumulative result of your ancestors avoiding a saber-tooth tiger tearing his balls off or getting cuckolded/cheated. Chances are it's more accurate than your lust-fueled brain.
2. Arguing with a woman is always a loss, even if you win. It is the truest form of Pyrrhic victory.
3. Beware the person who is always the victim. Sooner than later she will use that game to throw you under the bus.
4. Past favors are completely irrelevant to the present and are null and void as soon as they are delivered. Don't expect her to be grateful when push comes to shove.
Likewise, Information is the currency of women. Favors are their ammunition for a rainy day.

In regards to finance:
1. Nothing is free. Someone always has to pay for it. Big brother freebies aren't free.
2. Learn a trade. Learn a second profession. Always have a backup plan because your job field isn't promised.

In regards to life:
Always play the long game. Never show all your cards. Glory is in winning, not in gloating.

>are you fucking retarded?
No. I'm a 50 year old combat vet (Desert Storm). I've also grossed about $3.5 million in income (IT field) and am now retired.
Didn't marry and have kids until my late 30s...now regret not having done it much sooner.
OP asked for "advice". This is mine.

Protect your credit when you're in your 20s. Don't ever put any student loan in your name, co-sign for anything, nor be late on a payment to anything. When you're in your 30s & 40s and need real money from a bank, good credit is like going through life with a discount card.

Very good advice too. Know what you are doing. You can pirate ALL that shit, don't pay, but learn the basics.

Don't save. Spread your investments, don't ever invest more than pocketchange in moonshots like bitcoin, and don't sell in a crash. Buy.

And honestly, I would never have taken this advice, young people don't think ahead.

Bad advice. Young people make shitty parents.

Never trust Jews. Not ever.

So I drop out school after 9th year. Didnt go back. The best fucking decision in my life, period.
Learned few trades while working. Those skills pay more than your "college degree".
If i need money i go and work for a day and thats enough money. Im 28 and ive been travelling for 2 years and basically doing nothing. Feels like im out of the fucking matrix but truth is that 99% of population is retarded and im not out of the matrix.
Be different. Do not obey societys rules. Dont watch TV, dont have children, dont marry, dont get loans. You dont need that new phone or laptop. Set your priorities right faggot.
Be fucking free.

if your girl doesn't like Schwarzenegger movies, stop wasting your time and dump the cunt as soon as possible.

youngfag here, just turned 18 in august and i’m attending my first semester of community college. also i’m a homofag. gimme advice

>why are upset that I'm laughing at burgers?
I'm not really upset. Like I said, 'Merika is sinking into niggerdom like the Titanic - and Bergers are the symptom-become-cause of that. Niggers didn't ruin America. Stupid fucking white liberals did. But the niggers were so very happy to help. They assumed that if they broke down the vine, they could eat the grapes for free. Just like niggers, they never thought about next year's grapes (or the lack of them).

It saddens me because I remember what America was like 40 years ago, and it was pretty damn good. (OK, bell-bottoms were shit even the first time around, but most things were good)

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