I'm dog sitting my cousin's 160 pound Saint Brenard later this coming weekend. The dogs been used a couple times for breeding purposes and my cousin plans on neutering it within the coming months.
I plan on letting it breed me when I dogsit it.
Advice?
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Sure, do things and post faggot
are you a guy?
Yeah, wait until it enters you and then stab yourself in the heart.
>Advice?
Killing yourself is an option
this is an important question
>Saint Brenard
Won't happen. Too friendly.
if you're at all allergic say hello to anaphylactic shock
Yes (obviously)
Don't fuck a dog like a faggot
Major this
I take back my statement, dont.
source?
No that's gay
are you atleast cute girl (male)
Why?
Fuck off faggot
relax when he mounts you and let him take care of evrything
Is it your first time?
Yeah.
From personal experience, don't do it. We had a mastiff and decided to not get him fixed until about 17 months because it's supposed to be healthier for the dog. He was humping everything by about 12-13 months old. I was curious. Got on all fours. He starting licking and then slatted trying to hump face and leg. Had no idea what he was doing. I put his paws on my back and sorted scooted into his hips so that his cock was bouncing into my cheeks. All of a sudden I felt this wet tip poke my hole and he was in. He started thrusting furiously and I felt this balloon growing in me. I was scared. It was too late to do anything. He finished and then basically freaked out (like went semi crazy) because he was stuck to me. He pulled me over into my side tying to get out. Worst pain ever. I bleed a little. Was really really scary. Don't do it. The fear overwhelmed any feelings of pleasure.
Suits you right you degenerate faggot.
I heard they're huge. I had a gs that used to mount me and it was hard to take, I could only imagine a sb
Sauce?
Any way we can get a link to something like this pic here?
I've done this many times. A big dog is the ultimate bull! Doesn't give a fuck, huge cock, and will pound the shit out of you ;) You are going to love it if u remember a one important thing. stretch your ass out for a long time first. When he knotts in you, you will be happy with your prep/stretching.
This is a true statement. Look it up.
Post webms faggots
do a beagle instead user
they are better lovers
Also, make sure to setup a video camera or two. Make sure to get one pointed at your face and do your best to look into the cam when he pounds you. Your will beatoff endlessly to your degradation and humiliation. The look in your own eyes will be priceless and you will really enjoy reliving it. Don't forget this part or you will really regret it
It's a Chan twice as good as this one
Then post on the internet. Then get in the cops van. Then get pounded by negro cock in the prison
go on pornsocket for win
better lovers ???
wtf ?
This is BS. The whole episode took 10 seconds, literally. That's how dogs mate. Not enjoyable in any sense of the word. The adrenaline rush of OMG this is actually about to happen was about as fun as it got. And then I was just attached to a pissed off 140lb dog.
Dude, if it's your first time, don't go for a large breed like that.
The dog will fucking destroy you