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Embarrassing sex stories.

Never told this one before
>new boss is extra flirt at work
>she's probably a 4/10 with a nice ass and fun personality..
>easy at bring her home for a good fuck or no
>whip out da cock
>she proceeds to put it in her mouth
>fuck.. somethings wrong here
> not getting hard
>she's not fuck ugly but definitely not what im used to
>no tits so she looks like a boy
>just can't get hard cause shes got nothing going for her
>oh fuck...
>bussed a nut in her mouth while soft
> How the fuck did that happen though?
> finished her off and went to go get mcdos
> wasnt really awkward until I started to think about it later on...

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>be 15 and horny
>be chad and acquire woman at homecoming
>take her back to your sex palace
>i lie down on my bed and she pulls out my cock
>expecting great things this is first time getting head
>she puts it in her mouth and i go soft right away
>sitting there almost bored since cant cum from oral
>this goes on for 20 minutes
>eat her out to make her feel better
>end up jerking off with her lying next to me
>cum in my own eye

Gonna share the only one I'm ashamed of
> new in town but know a few people
> at a DIY music fest, a new friend is running it. Out in the country, cars parked all over
> fat girl from work is there. we hooked up a couple times, it's not serious
> get very drunk
> she gets very drunk
> we retire to the back of my station wagon
> we are both still very drunk
> I finger her
> she's very horny, leaving nail marks in my back
> she calls my name, has a screaming orgasm
> [ mission_accomplished.png ]
> she pulls my pants down and starts sucking
> I'm about to come
> "stop"
> she doesn't
> drinks my spunk
> conflicted. she's fat, I'm not into her, but damn that was not bad
> she starts again
> tell her not to stop this time, because why not
> she drinks my spunk again
> this time she's showing me just how into me she is by sucking every last drop out of my cock
> we fall asleep
> next morning she wants to go to breakfast
> all I can think of is what her mouth must smell like after drinking my spunk twice
I literally felt dirty after this. Didn't want to see her or talk to her

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>>cum in my own eye
I kek'd.

Damn, I have a similar story. The girl was a 7/10 nice rack and big ass. I had spent 3 years in South Beach nocking off rock hard bikini clad bitches. Then all of a sudden I had a chance to fuck my childhood crush back home and I couldn't perform. I busted jacking off over her titties with a limp dick.

Lol when the noodle is shaky it's almost like a sling shot, no telling where it will go.

Dude the only thing to be ashamed of is hooking up with a porker....

>got rejected for relationship by my fuck buddy
>stayed up all night helping her decorate for a Halloween event
>still rejected
>feeling insecure
>talking to hambeast on tinder
>3/10
>decide to meet in person
>she's way bigger than her tinder implied
>-6/10
>fuck it I'm lonely
>she doesn't want to just get down to business
>puts on unbreakable kimmy schmidt
>tryingto not fucking fall asleep c'mon lets do this
>finally get her in her room
>try to go down, smells of old tuna
>sooo much nope
>put on a rubber, but after a few pumps jaba the cunt fucking eats it with her tuna melt
>have to fish condom from her twat, lifting folds of fat to even see it
>soldier ahead because I'm not going to go through this shit and not nut
>furiously hate fuck this land whale lifting her legs further to her head then they've probably ever been in her life
>exhaustion sets in, and the admittedly pleasant heat from her cunt without the condom sets me off
>pull out and try to not cum, but mostly I'm tryingto not humpa baby into this life ruiner
>cum in my fucking hand as I pull out. Fling the load across her room in disgust literally hearing a rimshot in my head
>go back to watch Netflix
>fall asleep on her couch for like an hour
>wake up, excuse myself
>never talk to her again

So yeah. That was my rock bottom.

>>cum in my fucking hand as I pull out. Fling the load across her room in disgust literally hearing a rimshot in my head

I like you user

>Be me
>19 years old. High and horny
>Get off work. Text Tinder match
>"Want to finally hang out?"
>Sure, user. Come on over
>Sends nudes
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Go over to her house. Find out dad is home.
>"Dad's taking a nap. Let's go upstairs, user"
>Totallyabouttogetlaid.png
>Pet rabbit in cage.
>Start making out on bed.
>Rub her pussy through her pants.
>Moans like old GoW sex scenes
>Thingsaregettinghot.jpg
>Reach down her pants.
>She stops me.
>"I'm on my period, user"
>How are we supposed to have sex?
>Keep kissing
>She lifts her hips for me to remove pants.
>Must have been joking, right?
>See butt plug in her ass.
>Confused, but she unbuttons my pants so it's all good.
>Nice beej. Cum in her mouth.
>Still on period. Wat do now?
>Making out again, reach around and grab buttplug.
>Fuck her in the ass with buttplug. Bugs sees the whole thing.
>Yes, apparently girls can cum from anal.
>Good feels, I guess?
>Find box of condoms. Like, a whole box.
>She tells me I can have them.
>Weird, inexplicable feeling her dad might be awake.
>Shove large box of condoms down my pants. Huge, square bulge.
>Go downstairs. Daddy's awake, boi.
>ohfuck.jpg
>"What's up, user?"
>Bulge is obvious. Head straight for door.
>It's locked. I'm too retarded to figure out awkward lock.
>"Let me give you a hand, user"
>Dad helps me. Looks down and notices bulge.
>It's obvious I just "fucked" his daughter.
>Yeah,sure,thanksmanhaveagoodone!
>Get in car. Drive off feeling like I just escaped the final level in Left 4 Dead.
>mfw I realize how obscure that entire situation was
>mfw I'm halfway down the highway with a large box of condoms still jammed down my pants

>be me 14 yr old virgin who jerks off to much
>live in small town
>eventually get qt gf
>decide to ask for me bj
>sure.. user
>go into woods one day
>she gets on her knees
>pull down my pants
>diamonds.png
>starts sucking me off like a newbie
>i mean literally felt her teeth
>get a bad cramp from standing awkwardly because it hurt
>sit down on stump
>shitty bj continues
>continue for 30 minutes and realise i jerk off too much and won't be able to cum
>tell her lick my balls as I jack off and cum in her mouth
Mfw she asked how it felt( i lied)

shit happens and it sucks i feel you bro

No greentext but in the 10th grade I almost got my first handjob on my girlfriend's couch at her parents house. I pulled my dick out and she grabbed it and the excitement of it all gave me a terrible fit of gas. I started farting uncontrollably. No matter how hard I clinched my butthole I couldn't help but let out squeek after squeek. No smell but she gave me a look like "What the Hell???"

Anyway. I didn't come close to finishing and she and I didn't last long after that.

Chek'd op
Oc never told before.
>Be me 16 years old
>Have a girlfriend the same age
>She commandeers her mom's cell phone as if it was her own
>It's Wednesday and we plan on having sex for the first time over the weekend
>can't stop thinking about it
>obsessedwiththethoughtoffuckingher.jpg
>start sending dirty texts
>tell her how good I'm going to make her feel
>tell her I want to suck her pussy until her whole body shakes
>tell her I can't wait until the weekend
>get a response "why not tonight, my parents are out of town?"
>godhasblessedmycock.jpg
>after school head over to her house
>walk right into her house
>her mom and dad are sitting at the dinning room table.
>"come on in user, sit down" her dad says with his arms crossed and a cold dead glare in his eyes

Sometimes it's performance anxiety thst time for me was just a case of fuckin an ugly

>18yo normal looking dude
>on a friends party at saturday night
>flirt with my sisters best friend, we both get really drunk
>walk her to a room upstairs, probably the parent's room
>we fuck furiously and it was so hot in the room, I lost buckets of sweat in a couple of minutes
>I wanted to go even harder and tried to grab a bed post
>my hands were so sweaty that I slipped and hit my nose against her forehead
>a blood fountain covered the wall and celling in red dots
I did not nut that night

Came to fap but will read instead. Am not disappointed so far.

Been there with softcock syndrome. It blows, metaphorically.
You aimed for the wrong person's eye.
Did you see the titties though?Lots of fatcunt stories.
This is what I came to read.
Fucking checked and kek'd
I havent laughed this hard in a while, honestly LOL
What happened withe blood stains?

No fucking way

Fucking check'd

Then what happened?

Didn't even check my own trips kek

Cont. Bear with me this is fresh and never told before
>Sit down nervously.
>palms start sweating
>thoughts going 100mph "what the fuck did I get myself into, you're so dumb user"
>"what do you have to say now that you're face to face user?" Her dad asked in a very stern teacher like voice.
>"huh" is all I could utter
>"You want to eat my wifes pussy until her body shakes user?" He askes while pointing a cellphone at me
>holyshit.jpg
>he thinks I'm trying to bang his wife
>"ughhm... No sir" I sqeakily answer in the voice of a small mouse.
>"It's ok user I see the way you look at her" he replies.
>"I married her becuase she is hot user"
>I look at his wife and notice she is very attractive
>she is wearing makeup and has a v-neck blouse showing her massive rack
>I had never seen her dressed sexy with makeup before.
>"user, it's ok to have sexual feelings towards my wife" he goes on.
Cont?

No I did not see the titties. I had seen them before. They were nothing to write home about.

Forgot to mention that I still have her tooth marks in my dick from her excessive sucking.

so what happened?

inb4 walk the dino

If this ends in
>his palms are sweaty
>moms spaghetti
I'm gonna beat you're ass for making me kek

Source on that puss?

>25.
>have sex with sister.
>2 days later.
>go eat with her.
>cashier girl thinks im her boyfriend.
>she gets offended
>says "¡Hes not my boyfriend. He is my brother!"
>girl says "sorry".
>the end.

Arkansas or Tennessee?

louisiana

Bet he's from Virginia

>have high school girlfriend with kind of cute but chubby friend
>break up with gf and go to college
>go to party
>get sloppy drunk
>see ex's chubby friend on dance floor
>dance
>start fingering her
>she takes me home, stumbling a bit
>pull her pants down and bend her over
>jam my half hard dick inside
>jackhammer as hard as possible
>continue for 30 minutes
>she is not enjoying it at all
>starts blowing me instead
>pull out for surprise facial
>pass out
>leave while she's asleep
>get dirty looks from her for next 3 years

Go on you fuck

>dirty look
Was that a pun
>mfw

>be me
>be 19
>a friend tells me a fem friend of his needs somewhere to stay because kicked out
>mkay since i lived alone back then
>comes 20:00
>talk a bit, asked what happened
>explains me a messy situation and starts crying
>23:50
>starts cuddling with me
>ask myself if this could be my first time
>half an hour lator i was already (trying)
>semihard and it was obvious she was faking it
>30 minutes of going nowhere in the dark
>felt hungry as fuck if that wasn't enough
>femanon wanted to stop
>"it must be nerves"
>goes to the shower and locks
>sleep until i had to wake up at 6 am
>go to college
>think about what happened last night
>mfw

>over to her house. Find out dad is home.
Pretty sure she has a penis.

>cum in my fucking hand as I pull out. Fling the load across her room in disgust literally hearing a rimshot in my head

continue cunt

Nope. Just a period.

You got the scaredy farts!

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inb4 loch ness monster

> at in-laws for the holidays
> have argument with wife go to bedroom for privacy
> work it out then had great makeup sex
> just as I was finishing up with a nasty facial mother-in-law walks in
> sees her daughter covered in spunk
> not a word was spoken...she just looked at her face, my cock, then stared at me for what seemed like a minute
> mothe-in-law left room ... Wife never knew
> mother-in-law serves eggs Benedict every time we come over...extra sauce for my wife

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>Friend of a friend is in town
>she a 6.5/10 obvious thot
>not the best reputation
>dumb af she can't even answer basic questions
>don't care i go outside anyway
>go back to my place and she wanna watch a movie
>I can already see what she's planning but i'm not really attraced to her
>put some random movie i found
> i chill on my couch as she come to cuddle on me
>After a while she gets on top of me
> start griding
>not rly into it but fuck it, a hole is a hole
>i whip out my dick and she get off to go on her knee to suck my dick
>I'm about to eat her out in return but as soon as i remove her panty i can smell something fishy..
>nevermindTheEatingSession.jpeg
>approach my dick from her pussy and i can sense her starting to get impatient
>i thrust in a couple of times
>after 15-30 sec i already feel dirty because i'm fucking an stupid 6/10 useless thot and is nothing to feel proud about
>I get off and go clean my dick in the bathroom
>come back and see her on my bed
>I sit on my couch and place my laptop on my legs and start working on my stuff..
>she dress up and after around 20 minutes i tell her it's time for her to go since she didn't got the hint

I'm fairly good looking and do well on Tinder.

I love banging chubby girls more than anything. They usually let me jackhammer them from behind or face fuck them. I get off on degrading them.

Cont
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>start getting tunnel vision
>his wife is now talking, I hear sound but it is distorted or my mind was just overloaded
>get a little dizzy
>"user! user!" he snaps his fingers in my face
>I duck down becuase I think he is trying to punch me.
>"You were zoned out on my wifes titties user" he chuckles."
>"I tell he what, why don't you live up to your words user"
>"Sir?" I replied still dazed and confused
>"user, us men have to be the best we can be"
>isheabouttolectureme.jpg?
>"The problem with this world is men are all talk and no action user"
>His wife stands up and grabs me by the hand pulling me to my feet.
>my heart is racing
>she leads me upstairs to thier bedroom
>her husband follows right behind us
>she strips down and tells me to take my clothes off
>I hesitate
>"Be a man user" her husband scolded me.

>girlfriend and I doing a fuckton of foreplay
>slide my dick in
>her pussy is incredibly wet
>and warm
>and tight
>holy fucking shit
>literally don't even last 10 seconds before I feel myself start to pulse
>whip my dick out right before I cum
>end up shooting my load all over her stomach
>look over to see my cat, who had snuck into my room, looking absolutely terrified and hiding on my bookshelf just starring at us

>I strip down and stand there naked
>"Go ahead user, her pussy is spread for you"
>I ate her pussy for what seemed like hours.
>my toung hurt, my jaw hurt, and my stomach was starting to hurt
>"user, that's enough. She came, she was shaking"
>"fuck her user, fuck my wife with your little teenaged dick"
>I'm actually scared, I start to fuck her out of fear for my life.
>I'm fucking her for no more than a minute and I am about to come
>she is moaning ridiculously loud
>All of a sudden I feel firm hands around my waist.
>I feel something slimy touching my but
>he has some kind on grease on his hands and he is touching my but
>WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Fuck off. Bs

>try to fuck girl
>can't get hard

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

...

Cont finale
>All of a sudden it feels like I pooped a little
>"Relax user, you will feel great in a minute"
>wtfwtfwtf.jpg
> my dick is Still in his wife as he has me pinned down on top of her.
>I try to sqirm and get away, but he is just too strong
>"RELAX user!" he says in a very firm voice
>at this point my dick is still in his wife but I'm not pimping
>All of a sudden I feel him pull me by the waist
>omfg it feels like I'm taking a big shit all over myself
>I'm being fucked in the ass
>he is groaning and fucking my ass
>after the first 30 seconds it doesn't hurt anymore
>he is groaning louder
>she starts yelling "fuck my pussy user!"
>he is now pounding my ass lile a maniac
>I feel his dick swell up inside of me
>omfg, this can't be...
>no fuckkkking way!
>I bust the biggest load of my life.
>my dick was in his wife, but I wasn't pumping at all.

Mfw I ate my girlfriend's mothers pussy and got ass raped by her dad while fucking her mom

Embarrassing part, I fucking came while he fucked me in the ass.

Tyler?

Great fan fiction you faggot. Thanks for wasting our time. The exit to this thread is over there.

K

...

Well I'm glad you think it is fake. That way if the story got out no one would believe it.

>but mostly I'm tryingto not humpa baby into this life ruiner

fucking kekd

>Virgin me, 15
>Dating a mixed girl with a fat ass and big tits
>Parents wont let me date because "It embarrasses the family"
>Fuckoffmom.jpg
>Sneak out late at night to hang out with her, was a three hour walk to her house
>Show up and she sneaks me in
>Walk into her room where I am greeted by her two 10 year old sisters "adoption family"
>We go to her bed and things get heated
>Genuinely went there to hang out not bang so no condom
>She turns on music and we start trying to bang
>It is so fucking tight, painfully tight, my dick is screaming at me to stop
>I awkwardly grind my hips on her for about 2 minutes and i hear her sister stand up to get water

Cont
>Half of my ass is hanging out cause it was fucking hot
>Rip my dick out like im ripping a fucking digimon and try to conceal my ass
>Too spooked at getting caught so I say we should stop and we just hang out naked
>I awkwardly dress myself under her cover and head out
>next day get a text "user, did you cum inside me?"
>Tell her that I just didn't want a 10 year olds innocent eyes to see my hairy ass glisten in the moonlight
>notbuyingit
>she ends up confessing to her mom because shes scared of getting knocked up
>Mom tells my mom
>Mom calls me while im at work yelling at me calling me a "Nigger fucker"
>Grounded for 3 months no gameboy
>Now I hate niggers and voted for trump

>>furiously hate fuck this land whale lifting her legs further to her head then they've probably ever been in her life
I know that I shouldn't, but I laughed.

>first time having sex at 15
>bought the wrong sized condoms, shit was too small
>fit way too tight on my dick
>spend the first 5 minutes trying to slide it into her, but she was still a virgin as well so she was way too tight and I didn't want to hurt her
>dick starts to hurt a few minutes into sex
>take condom off to find a fucking ring mark around the base of my dick from the condom
>dick hurt whenever I got an erection for the next few days

I can never find the right sized condoms.

Better reason to vote trump than 99% of his supporters

>liberal logic 101

not really greentext worthy but had a terrible relationship with a girl a few years back and the one time i got any real type of action which was just fingering really, but she was very much not into it(didnt really stop me though) and was kinda pissed about it afterwards cause prude.

i am honestly afraid that if i ever get wealthy or famous she will come back and press charges even though i meant absolutlly nothing rapey by it

i could probably give more context if its neccessary

This just happened to me two weeks ago.

>be me, 31 and married
>whenever I haven't been in relationships, I always would just have casual sex with random women from the internet (AFF, CL, other swinger sites, etc)
>I lost my virginity at 17 to a 27 year old I met on AFF. That is another greentext in itself
>Anyways, I have never cheated in my life, but have always fantasized about it, especially when not getting the random sex I like when in a relationship.
>have an uncut dick that used to have really tight foreskin and a highly sensitive head.
>hard to make me cum from sex
>fake orgasms in condoms more than I will ever have to admit
>oral a bit easier if you know how to use my dick
>used to stay hard for hours
>was fucking wife two years ago
>ripped the part of the dick that connects your foreskin to your head (frenulum)
>hurt like a motherfucker
>healed in two weeks
>foreskin no longer tight
>dick now really sensitive and hurts sometimes having sex
>Been with wife for 5 years. Love her and we are our best friends and all that gayness
>I come close to cheating for a long time with many women, but always jerk off and forget about it.
>fantasize about it constantly
>constantly debate doing it just to see what it feels like. to cheat just once to have it as a life experience.
>watch cheating porn. strangers hooking up porn
>always fishing for women on Tinder, CL, AFF... kinda just to see who I could possibly draw. (have talked to many women and ghosted all without meeting up)
>couldn't resist anymore
>start messing around with Tinder
>match with 8/10 hipster girl who usually dates older rich guys.
>usually I fantasize about cheating when out of town, but this time I decide to double down on being stupid
>this girl lives in my neighborhood.

1/1

>stalked her facebook. one of her friends is one of my wife's best friends.
>she really wants to fuck. all I want is casual sex and she suggests we be fwb,
>I say cool, knowing I will have to ghost her afterwards since this is already risky enough
>we sext for 4 days and set up a meet at her apartment for a night.
>I tell my wife I have to work (I work as a PI so my hours are prettymuch whenever. perfect alibi to get away for awhile)
>I drive like two minutes to this chick's place
>she opens the door. even hotter than the pictures
>she turns around and I can see she is wearing some thong lingerie under her pants.
>holy shit this is the hottest thing I could want right now
>we climb into her bed and watch Netflix for like 10 minutes
>we smoke a joint
>immediately she crawls on me
>I pull her in and we start going at it
>she grabs my dick
>I'm kinda hard
>Suddenly think about my wife
>Really fucking love her
>Get really conflicted feelings of guilt and being aroused.
>struggling to get hard
>we both get naked. Well, she is in some mesh lingerie that only covers her tits and then meets in the back like a thong.
>my god it was hot
>she starts sucking my cock and is the best I think I've ever hard, technique wise.
>I finally get hard
>flip her over
>start fucking her
>stay hard for about a minute
>get anxious and stressed from my fucking existential crisis about cheating
>slip it out since I start to go soft
>I start eating her out
>my god she has the best tasting pussy
>she really likes it
>she is actually super cool about it and tells me to chill out
>we start watching shit

2/2

No context necessary. It's obvious you raped her.

>30 minutes later
>she grabs my cock, I get semi-hard
>she cuks me for probably a half hour, I can't get fully hard again.
>can't cum
>start feeling like a total fucking asshole to two women now.
>this girl still super cool about it but is super horny and just wants to be fucked
>I eat her out afew more times and finger her
>we try again miserably a third time about an hour later after watching more netflix.
>it's 11:00 PM.
>we say our goodbyes. we make out on the way out.
>she actually wants to do this again. obviously better next time.
>this girl was actually moving out of her apartment the next day (her rich ex paid for the place)
>that next day she was taking a train to see friends a few provinces (eh) away
>coming back in a few weeks
>feel like I failed my wife
>feel like I failed this hot bitch
>feel like I commited a morally wrong act, worse than any of the ones I typically do.
>feel like I wasted my time to cheat. I only wanted to do it once and then move on.
>bad, disappointing, embrassing sex
>this girl is the same fucking age as me, and knows a bunch of the same people
>will be living in my neighborhood still
>I will definitely see her sometime in my future in public, even possibly at a party since she knows my wife's best friend.
>she will see me with my wife
>I only hope this happens far enough in the furure so it will not blow up
>feel like a loser for failing sexually
>hvae been living with crazy guilt and feeling like my relationship with my wife will never feel the same
>I feel like a different person
>obtain boner pills from doctor because I'm getting older and smoke a lot of pot.
>these types of floppy dick moments can wreak havoc on your ego
>start taking them to enhance sex with wife
>fuck her on those as if we first met again

3/3

I once got a handjob from a girl who Cheeto fingers. We been having a picnic and when she was finished I had Cheeto dust on my cock and pubes.

>I reccomend these things recreationally to anybody. even if you don't have problems, you'll perform much better
>still have the senstivity pain in my dick that probably also hurts my performance.
>still texting that girl
>still feel like shit
>half of me wants to meet her again just so I can rectify that last night.
>then I'm just cheating again
>either have to life with having a disappointing one time indiscretion (and live with that guilt), or start cheating even more to fill my void
>fuck my wife will find out sometime
>this girl is too close to me already

well, this is my life. I deserve all of the negative feelings. But sometimes I still want to do it.

4/4

>be me
>degenerate fag
>get drunk
>call hooker
>insist no condom
>bitch wtf youre the hooker i should be more worried about that high mileage pussy but you're afraid of my big ol dick
>tell her I'll go soft
>go soft
>condom gets trapped in her pussy
>asks me to dig it out
>bitch leave
>drink and play fallout new vegas

Always better just to jerk off lads

yeah no shit i realized that after the fact and i feel like shit because of it

first gf and i had no fucking idea what i was doing

i apologized and she was cool after a while but seeing as how she was a total psycho bitch im still paranoid

>last year, in the summer
>be me with paralyzed aunt
>shes 100% brain dead(was, RIP aunty user,sorry for this)
>shes staying in some old people place where most of them need help with daily routines
>she has 2 sons(cousins), one in the states and the other one here in canada
>my cousin here in canada is unable to pick up some documents at the old people center cuz hes working the shift that he missed the week before so he calls me
>no problem il go pick em up and visit my aunt at the same time il do enything to help the family
>i sign in and go directly to her room
>shes asleep so i decide to clean up alittle
>when i finish i decide to fix her hair and clean up her boogers
>qt french canadian/italian nurse walks in(idk you can tell whos italian in montreal)
>she jokes how im doing her job
>i flirt alittle and tell her that im gonna tell her boss
>she says that she cant talk and that she needs to do her job so she REALLY doesnt get fired
>She asks if i can help her get something from the top of a shelf
>i get up and go behind her and rub my hard dick up her ass
>she hits me and smiles at me
>i close the door and she says i cant do that
>i ask her i can get a quicky or a bj or something
>she looks at me rubbing my dick and says ok
>i wip out my dick and sit down
>while the nurse is sucking my dick i see that my aunt is looking at me
>it scared me alittle cuz i thought she was gonna say something
>but shes brain dead soooooo
>i just grabbed her head and continued fucking her mouth
>i can still feel her tounge sliding up while she suked
>my aunt kept looking so i had to turn the nurse on the chair and finish her off doggy style
>we cleaned up and left like nothing

i feel you on the tight foreskin, i cant even expose my head without it hurting. literally cant fuck without a condom. any tips?

You should probably tell the chick you are married and you couldn't perform because muh guilty conscience. "I love me wife with all my heart blah blah blah, It's just I was working on a case looking for a lady who rips guys off using tinder. When I saw you I just had a primal instinct to hook up with you"

>20 years old
>thanksgiving time
>gf in the dorms and it is a total ghost town
>smuggle a bottle of booze in my pants past security
>not an experienced drinker
>we have a few and then we fuck
>i absolutely demolish that pussy
>just come in baby just come in me baby
>bust an intense nut balls deep inn her
>literally pass out immediately from the drunk blood with a rapid heart beat
>wake up to find I pissed myself on futon we were fucking in
>her dorm mate came back with her friend
>just passed out naked covered in piss

...

You know there are stretching techniques that will eliminate that right?

Do you have the option to see a urologist? Had this thing called frenulum breve which was such a bitch. Self diagnosed, saw a urologist, he confirmed and prescribed a steroid cream that I had to apply for a few days and expanded the frenulum enough for completely pleasurable sex, no more issues after that and it has been 5 years since the one and only time I've had to take the cream. Cream usually only works in minor cases though, might have to consider some sort of surgery if your case is a bit more severe

enlighten me? or at least tell me what to google

>have party at parents' house while they're gone
>bunch of randos come over, everyone gets drunk and swims in pool
>4/10 chick is obviously super into me
>been a while since last time I had sex, decide to just go for it
>kick everyone out of the house except her
>fuck her in the pool -bad move-
>bail on pool and fuck on outdoor furniture -bad move-
>it's too wobbly
>go inside to fuck
>now that we are actually able to, she's absolutely terrible at sex
>she has no idea how to move or do anything
>cum on her tits
>hope she's just bad cause she's drunk
>let her spend the night so we can try again in the morning
>she tries to wake me up with a blowjob
>it's also terrible
>teeth, nothing fun going on
>position her how I want finally
>says it's too deep
>let her be on top so she can sort herself out
>literally nothing is working
>had nothing to do with the alcohol
>fuck this
>bend her over
>cum on her ass
>go our separate ways
>9 months later get phone call
>"user, I got your number from a friend. You need to get checked, I have chlamydia"
>go get tested -clean-
>whew
>call her back
>"Yeah, that's just you."
>block number

urologist, ill look into that

Yes, actually.

You gotta stretch it. As in, in the shower (or bath) every day for awhile, pull it apart as far as you can. pull it back a lot. Eventualy it kinda gives.

Mine actually only got better once I ripped it and it bled everywhere. I don't reccomend it.

I do cum a lot more often from just actual sex now, though. So that's a bonus.

The sensitivity one is solved by literally touching the exposed head of your dick a lot. I had to get in a habit of just touching it even when not aroused. eventually it gets used to being touched and won't hurt as much.

cut guys get the benefit (and curse) of having this exposed all the time so their bodies get used to it early.

You put a steroid creme on your dick and basically your skin becomes weaker and weaker ever since. In another 5 years your skin will only be about 50% of it's original thickness. Your DR is a fuckhead you just gave you a temporary solution that cuases far more serious complications later on down the line.

Just use grapeseed oil and pull your skin back until it is almost unbearable. Do that for 5 minutes 3 or 4 times a day.

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this is some very good advice. I get stupid urges when I'm horny and they go away after I jerk off

What are the more serious complications? Genuinely curious because I don't know much about it aside from what doctor told me. Cream was minuscule amount for roughly 3-4 days and skin literally feels the same as it did 5 years ago, and it is something that I keep checking cause doctor did mention that in some cases, skin may revert in tightness but unlikely in my case cause case was super minor. Why would it change all of a sudden in 5 more years?

Yes I am the guy who cheated in the big greentext.

I should have just jerked off like I usually do.

>gf goes down on me
>reaches up without looking to pinch my nipple
>pinches the mole that's next to my nipple
>fake moan because that's preferable to laughing and ruining the great head
>never had the heart to tell her

That fucking ending outta nowhere
My goddamn sides user

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

Kekd hard. Havent seen such noob storytelling in years.

Stick to the facts next time bro. Too obvious

I come better from my hand why do i become a reckless piece of shit just to get a hole for my dick

Just jerk off lads

for me it really depends. the hand is very consistent but sometimes being able to pound away on someone is just fantastic