Make a sad story with 5 words
Make a sad story with 5 words
She never loved me back
O P Is a faggot
i love you too user
I can never get dubs.
There are only 2 genders
Low key 1 post away from getting dubs
For sale: lightly used crib.
Being gay is a disease
a black man was president
no one ever love you
The puppy drowned as well.
Thats not sad thats scary. Aways spooky skeleton.
dick vagina baby nigger divorce
was the baby a nigger or she cheated?
>we will never know it
i will be an hero
i will fuck you after
i will record you both
i will pay you all
i can fap to this
i'm calling the police
I used to love you.
Why can't we try anal?
I'm disappointed in you son
I'll fuck them too
Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin
i'm looking for sarah connor
Get back in the bed.
This place was good once.
I've never had the sex
a stegosaurus once raped me
I fucked ops mama fullstop
Help can't get dick out
We was kangz n' shit
It was well, then not.
dick stuck in ceiling fan
Dubs and I an hero
I am in math class
She never even said goodbye.
That's because she never existed
she have a big penis
Fucking sister, dad sees. Commits
My life, my only life.
>implying a nigger would marry in the first place
Damn niggle stole my bike. Sad face
sad coz it is troo
Hi. My name is Op.
Everyday I wake up I do two things.
1. I look in the mirror and say "Kill yourself faggot"
2. I chant "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick and that's what I use when I clean my dick" --- I do not actually clean myself in this manner but I chant it none the less.
I do these things because I am fucking fucked up in the head.
I share these things because I wanted to waste your time.
I use reddit spacing because it pisses off the most niggish of niggerfaggots.
lol that is only 4 letters.
Brought home roses, locks changed
Whites are becoming the new minority
Scientology still has tax exemption.
Hillary Clinton almost won election
trips you faggot, go die.
Grinds my fuckin gears
For sale, kids shoes, never
She decided to say no....
Trump is your fucking president
Kinda.
You are out of cheetoz
Time flies when you're faggot
remerber you are here forever
And they cant count either
I must live another day
I almost got them quads
That's why they are becoming minority
rot in ground when die
She will never love me
"tried our best, I'm sorry."
This is worth a screencap
Never get your dick wet.
She is tearing me apart
Lol, hope not.
Sammy confused dew with jew
And got raped by hillbillies
A really burly mountain jew
Can you play with me?
I would probably eat that.
I post on 4 chan
nice try faggot hemingway did it better
She said she was eighteen
I never saw her again
Nigger Fuck my young sister
Or her huge juicy cock
reply or your mom dies
The fuck? My peepee hard.
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Islam is a tolerant religion
>Krabs is a jewish stereotype
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
I know it's my fault.
She is never coming back
Reported, enjoy your banhammers faggots
Topkek
Sale, baby shoes. Partially burned.
She has a beautiful girlfriend
I never truly loved her.
Actually the other user did it better. Never worn implies stillborn. Lightly used implies that the baby lived a little while.
Amy Schumer was not aborted.
dag yo