Make a sad story with 5 words

Make a sad story with 5 words

She never loved me back

O P Is a faggot

i love you too user

I can never get dubs.

There are only 2 genders

Low key 1 post away from getting dubs

For sale: lightly used crib.

Being gay is a disease

a black man was president

no one ever love you

The puppy drowned as well.

Thats not sad thats scary. Aways spooky skeleton.

dick vagina baby nigger divorce

was the baby a nigger or she cheated?
>we will never know it

i will be an hero

i will fuck you after

i will record you both

i will pay you all

i can fap to this

i'm calling the police

I used to love you.

Why can't we try anal?

I'm disappointed in you son

I'll fuck them too

Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin

i'm looking for sarah connor

Get back in the bed.

This place was good once.

I've never had the sex

a stegosaurus once raped me

I fucked ops mama fullstop

Help can't get dick out

We was kangz n' shit

It was well, then not.

dick stuck in ceiling fan

Dubs and I an hero

I am in math class

She never even said goodbye.

That's because she never existed

she have a big penis

Fucking sister, dad sees. Commits

My life, my only life.

>implying a nigger would marry in the first place

Damn niggle stole my bike. Sad face

sad coz it is troo

Hi. My name is Op.

Everyday I wake up I do two things.

1. I look in the mirror and say "Kill yourself faggot"

2. I chant "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick and that's what I use when I clean my dick" --- I do not actually clean myself in this manner but I chant it none the less.

I do these things because I am fucking fucked up in the head.

I share these things because I wanted to waste your time.

I use reddit spacing because it pisses off the most niggish of niggerfaggots.

lol that is only 4 letters.

Brought home roses, locks changed

Whites are becoming the new minority

Scientology still has tax exemption.

Hillary Clinton almost won election

trips you faggot, go die.

Grinds my fuckin gears

For sale, kids shoes, never

She decided to say no....

Trump is your fucking president

Kinda.

You are out of cheetoz

Time flies when you're faggot

remerber you are here forever

And they cant count either

I must live another day

I almost got them quads

That's why they are becoming minority

rot in ground when die

She will never love me

"tried our best, I'm sorry."

This is worth a screencap

Never get your dick wet.

She is tearing me apart

Lol, hope not.

Sammy confused dew with jew

And got raped by hillbillies

A really burly mountain jew

Can you play with me?

I would probably eat that.

I post on 4 chan

nice try faggot hemingway did it better

She said she was eighteen

I never saw her again

Nigger Fuck my young sister

Or her huge juicy cock

reply or your mom dies

The fuck? My peepee hard.

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Islam is a tolerant religion

>Krabs is a jewish stereotype

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB

I know it's my fault.

She is never coming back

Reported, enjoy your banhammers faggots

Topkek

Sale, baby shoes. Partially burned.

She has a beautiful girlfriend

I never truly loved her.

Actually the other user did it better. Never worn implies stillborn. Lightly used implies that the baby lived a little while.

Amy Schumer was not aborted.

dag yo