Stadium Food Thread

Big time power move from the Braves on their new stadium.

Pic Related is the Tomohawk Chop pork chop sandwich. It is topped with Spicy Collard green slaw and white bbq sauce.

It's $26 and feeds 4.

Your move Sup Forums

The one true GOAT stadium food

Crab Mac and Cheese hotdogs from Camden Yard

>feeds 4.

Maybe four twinks.

Gimme dat sumuva bitch.

>Camden Yard
Sorry i dont like niggers touching my food

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

>watching this thread
This just makes me depressed about our stadium's overpriced food.

Sounds like you should head on down to Burger King, user!

>I'm a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>I'm often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>Decide to try Burger King on a whim


My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunchable fries, totally blew me away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.

Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

> americans

>eating that much food at a game
How fat are you fucks? All you need is beer and peanuts

>peanuts
>paying $5 for a bag of food products picked by blacks

Good goy

>paying 20$ for a pork chop cooked by spics so you can stuff your fat fucking face
true cuck

>eating food at a game

American "sports" culture, everyone.

>eating food at all
>america

I once ate a very small "personal sized pizza" at Yankee stadium that was 14 dollars and tax. Absolute fucking robbery. Tasted like shit as well.

paid like 7 bucks for a bag of swedish fish at a game once

>paying 4x price inside the stadium
>not just getting 10 white castles and a bag of chicken rings outside for $8

Top cuck I guess

Does Suntrust Field have a Waffle House? I remember that being a big deal when they built one in the Ted.

Ivar's fish and chips at Safeco Field.

Simple and delicious

I do not drink.
Every time I go to a Brewers game I get a $7 Miller Genuine Draft and a $12 cheeseburger.
It is amazing.
My life is dope and you can all go fuck yourselves.

Would you fuck with this?

>ketchup

kys

Seattle has a fucking awesome crab sandwich at safeco

The toast sandwich at Wembley is to die for.

This's probably $75

> I do not drink.
> Every time I go to a Brewers game I get a $7 Miller Genuine Draft

>He's never had a boomstick

i've unironically been to wembley and they actually have great stadium food so

sorry lad

>broiled
Grilled. It's grilled.

Stop inventing words to add to our language you cunt. Or we will revoke your English licence and you will be forced to speak Spanish along with Paco and Juan.

that and garlic fries

lewd

Burger King uses broilers you absolute thick cunt

That's awesome, looks tasty. With tartare sauce I hope?

Also is that in New England? I'm just guessing that's where fish and chips would be most popular. Is it common throughout the country or pretty rare?

No homo though.

seattle my man

this desu

A dominos large pizza 'feeds 4-6'.
Fuck outta here in college i ate them in one sitting

Shut the fuck up

that's the other coast, in seattle

frasier crane territory

>American """"humour""""

Wembley is a swank modern stadium so probably serves hot dogs and shit. But most local football clubs serve pies and bovril, traditional English football fayre.

Bovril is a hot meat based drink by the way. Basically like thin gravy. Tasty. English blokes have had it at football matches for decades, maybe even a century. At least close to a century I'd think.

Italian beef sandwich by buona beef, now officially sponsoring the Cubs

Best sandwich for the best team in the best city. Nobody else can compete

i had some great fried chicken when i went to wembley

had a killer sausage and beer when i went to white hart lane

My man.

It's in Seattle. Ivar's is legendary.

Do Americans do anything other than eat?

NO THEY DON'T, THEY USE GRILLS

STOP INVENTING WORDS OR I WILL ASK THE QUEEN TO REVOKE YOUR ENGLISH LICENCE, SO HELP ME GOD

This as well. The only bad thing you can get at Safeco is their pizza.

>bovril

My nan would drink whatever the Australian equivalent is. Havent thouht about it in years

Stateside broilling just means the heat source is above and grilling below

Seattle, okay that makes sense. Maritime and all that.

Fuck off you cheeky fucking cunt

Again White Hart Lane isn't typical compared to the rest of Britain.

My local football club (league 2, former premier league though... Only a few years ago... Too long ago) serves pies, sausage rolls, bovril and tea.

This reminds me of how dank the Chic fil'a I just ate was

'Chick-fil-a', you fucking troglodyte

>he pays $17 for microwaved food

> NO! i don't want anything. i don't PAY for overpriced MICROWAVE FOOD

>his stadium doesn't have 8 different taco trucks right next to the largest outdoor bar in north america™

forgot pic

why would i want that

>he doesn't want loco moco at a stadium

Probably the only place that does it, don't even think Hawaii does

do they still have the burger where the buns is pepperoni pizza?

Your mum got the boomstick last night, son.

vomiting in my mouth at the moment to be quite honest

sausage roll, steak and cheese pie or hot chips
/elite/

>not sneaking in your own Hurgin

but everything you eat outside of your home is cooked by spics so what is the difference

The Masters remains uncucked.

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>Aspirin
>Tylenol

lmao wtf where is this

The Masters golf tournament.

I always wanted try a Masters pimento cheese sammuch

That is easy cheez not mustard. I know it's not yours but...

t. american "foodie"

>stadium food
instead of the snack stand from your local sports venue sponsored by whoever
>chili cheese frito boats
>those awful dip sticks sugar pouches
>sno cones with mutliple syrups
>hamburgers and hotdogs with lots of fake cheese and jalapenos and onion
>coors lights by the dozen

nigga i go to a stadium to watch the game, not stuff my face.

Stuff your face with cock.

>Americans
>this thread

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>The United Caliphate of Islam

your mayor is a mudslime

You're trying to talk cooking with a Brit. You realize how stupid that is, right? He probably just thinks you're misspelling "boil", the only form of cooking they have in England.

>mfw Portillo's beef and sausage w/ mozz and hot peppers
>dem crinkle-cut cheese fries that they almost never fuck up
>mfw Buona all of a sudden started serving good food too
>tfw decide to mix it up with a Portillo's burger and it beats anything I've ever gotten from the overrated Five Guys and In-N-Out

Objectively Portillo's is GOAT and I actually will look at where the nearest Portillo's is when looking at apartments.

>tfw there is an in-n-out literally across the street from Avaya stadium

The LOBINA can get fucked but those taco trucks are GOAT

Funny, you let them touch your woman.

sorry muhammed we are still allowed to serve pork here
feels good to not have to order from a halal menu

Portsmouth?

it that...pickle spread all over?

fucking disgusting -1000000/10

>that flag
>home of toast sandwich

You get 0 opinions on food

I actually kind of like British food, shepard's pie is tasty.

Over here, every city has a few meme British-themed pubs. They have the traditonal favorites like yorkshire pudding and fish and chips, but they also have regular American bar food that they give vaguely British-sounding names like "The Duke's chicken sandwich" or "Her Majesty's Cheddar fries".

>tfw you will never go to America and experience a comfy as fuck baseball game in the summer sun
>you will never sit for hours with some delicious fatty stadium food and beers with your baseball chums and watch some home runs and such like

XD epic Silicon Valley reference bro! Sesame seeds, amirite?

A bucket... a bucket of burgers?

America knows no limit.

You yanks are fucking disgusting.

just can't stop being fat can you america

>Amerifats

I'm honestly happy muslims are genociding you retards

>this thread

Too bad the barves have no fans

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this is quite a common sight in the lower football leagues in croatia

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so how would a group of 4 go about eating that thing?

In the United States, we are allowed to use knives to cut our food

Have they heard of making 4 smaller burgers?

It's a gimmick you absolute invalid

>sitting down to watch the second half with my 40 pound burger and diet soda (I'm slimming)
>tucking into it, having a great time
>suddenly we score
>asshole next to me jumps up for joy, knocking my elbow in the process even though I've left ample space for people either side of my 3 seat allocation
>burger flies up in the air, pulling apart in the process
>pork slaps me in the face
>melted cheese all over my lap
>camera pans in and shows me on the big screen
>everyone is laughing
>didn't even get to see the goal because of the meat sweats dripping down my temples and stinging my eyes

it's an incredible gimmick. A burger, BUT BIGGER!!!