Get me laid /b!

Get me laid /b!

Hi, do you want to have sex with me?

If dubs u tell her u wanna eat her ass

youre hot we should fuck

no she wears a blowjob blackbelt

Nice collar. Where's the leash?

If dubs you say "Hi!"

your stupid wonky glasses are super ugly, but they do distract from your gigantic nose

Winrar

if dubs tell her i wanna see a sharpie in your butt

your glasses would look awesome next to the rolex on my night stand

FUCK YESSSSSSS. my dubs.i win. i never win. HAHAAA

Type "may I lick your shitter clean madam?"

Winrar

Nah that was just a comment.

now we wait...should we try another? i got a dew

Tell her she needs to go back and send a picture of the wall so far.

I want to eat your ass

few**

Do this

hihihi. i win. feels like christmas today, i'm so happy.

>Matched 5 days ago
>No response

No matter what we say this conversation is dead OP

Tell her you could give her a chance to improve her race.

>Implying op is white

Why are you black

you know the drill...op is hispanic

i dont check tinder often i ussually waint a week or 2 to check matches...

dumbest shit i've ever heard, are you 12?

This was a really bad pick, of all the comments in this thread. You also misquoted what the original guy said, being too obvious with the joke and it makes you seem less confident in your wit. She won't bite to this.

are you pure white?

and a half. you're just jellying on me doûbles.

You stupid bitch, that's not how you use that straw. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Going to the grocery store, should I bringt sth for you aswell?

do you have a little brother can i taste his boipucci xD xD xD

He should mention this later in the convo

>This was a really bad pick
as if he had a choice. dubs win.

the fact that im jelly about your doubles has nothing to do with how lame your pick up line is

Guys tell me about tinder.
Is it a good place to get laid easy for someone fit and moderately handsome ?

No, the best place to do that is the playground.

Ehh it's alright. If you're just looking to get your dick sucked quickly, download grindr.

oi cunt you got a purdy mouth

you mom's lame. :c

grindr too much of a sausage fest

mighr jusy go with this one

>grindr too much of a sausage fest
maybe because it is meant to be used by faggots?????? that's just a thought tho.

idiot hahahah

faggot here, can confirm

>too much sausage
>gay hookup app
>mfw

...

I wish I had a bigger pee pee

I wants to lick your shitter like an apple fritter, and post it on twitter ma nigger!

Wait this picture is a fucking masterpiece;; that manlet with the fucking suburban equivalent of brienne of tarth. That face from girl bottom left. Whatever the fuck that dude is supposed to be wearing. Pure. Gold.

>jan 30
she's loooong gone

also the guy in the back with no pants holding his junk, and is brienne of tarth wearing a diaper? hard to tell.

this is for you!

Rolling for this since I laughed

What did he mean by this?

Do you think i could buy some socks off you?
Mine are the equivalent of fucking sandstone at this point.

ROLL

kek'd

this

CHEK'D

winrar

Chocolate cake.

new match... should i try the socks line?

Yeah

Why would you ever swipe right on her

You should try the reinforced line if you're gonna try and reel in that whale

i got trips OP
you mustdeelivor

look at that thing

Why the fuck did you match with this whale?
The fuck

i always swipe right cuhhh

question:

if you swipe a girl left, will she appear in your reccomendations again or not?

op always delivers...

im pretty sure it doesnt

That would be a pretty shitty way of doing things

kek'd ty op

And just like that, the internet loses interest

mhhh, thought so. so just rightswiping everything.

>implying you weren't before
the fuck would you swipe that whale for

spam plz reply

It could be nice thread

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