I'm 32 and a virgin... is there any hope for me?

I'm 32 and a virgin... is there any hope for me?

rape a bitch

Either call a prostitute or bask in the glory that you are a wizard.

there is
but the tunnel of hope is closing fast
it's now or never
just go see a prostitute

yes... you got to get up and do it yourself. It wont be perfect the first time, you might not even get there with her.... that only means KEEP LOOKING, dont stop... dont work that way... Theres nothing wrong with picking someone and being wrong about her... It happens to everyone, thats how you choose what you like/dont like bout a person./.... by going through many people. Its not selfish, its just the truth.... Others will look att you and go " Fuck that guy he dont know the struggle" But they are just sad their second or fourth attempt was a failure. Its ok to fail, in fact you are counting on it cause thats how youll know whats cool with you or not... Anyway go explorer... go forth and find your queen Sup Forums...

Not sure with dad face

It makes me depressed, I feel like i'll never have any sexual contact

how in the fuck are you 32

I'm 28 and look half your age and I'm still fucking 17-18 year olds

wtf bro

Not with that attitude. Go get yourself an escort, bro.

chin up lad, you be you and rape a bitch

You look really ill... Eat healthier, smile, be the guy towards woman who you really are and I think you'll have chance.
The biggest mistakes we guys tend to do is to be too kind and try way to hard to impress woman.
Treat woman like a father, it guaranteed works better than anything else.
Be kind loving and not necessarily dominant, be their protector, but let them now you're vulerable too.
I've been in my hole that I've dug, never got any girls, mostly they felt digust towards them.
Be funny, make them laugh and when the right time comes (don't be too fast it could take a few days if you really want her) do a cheeky sexual action, for example hit them once, not too hard on the ass and when she turns around smile at her, let her know you are fond of her. If she smiles back, you've got her. Now you just have to fuck her when the next oppurtunity arises.

Trust me I've got two sisters that gave me tips and managed to fuck the hotest girl in school, and I'm a thin, drug addict, 5,9, failure of a human. But I know what turns them on.

Remember:
>Smile
>Never bitch
>Don't open yourself, keep yourself interestin (would recommend that anyways, people are bad, they will exploit you weakspots if they get the chance)
>Stay funny, don't try too hard
>And most important, think about that they want to fuck you too, you'll be way more relaxt

Michael?

...

This woman can help you out.

The funny part about that is if you just throw random names at people eventually somebody will get freaked out, RIGHT DYLAN?!

She looks like she's been fucked a few times.

>32 and a virgin

I understand if you have no game and can't get pussy the regular way but for god sakes man get yourself to a pro. Save up your allowance and find an escourt that'll do you proper.

>Pro-tip: They dont take Good Boy Bucks

Stats? Height weight exercise regime etc
Autism/10?
Cleanliness routine?
Looks/10)
Teeth?
Job?
Fucking hell, race?
Need more info faggot.

>Pro-tip: They dont take Good Boy Bucks

I can vouch for this

with that face?
fuck no, sorry bra

just clone yourself and fuck it. but to be honest the clone of you probably wouldnt fuck you either. your still gonna need some rope and tape to rape the clone or it will escape

You look like an old and wrinkly "Spud" from Trainspotting.

Alcohol or heroin?

Dont feel bad Im 49, if it helps eventually you wont care anymore

>call an escort
>tell her to come to your house
>have the lights off when she comes in so she can't reject your ugly ass
>fuck
>no longer virgin