How would you fuck this hambeast?
How would you fuck this hambeast?
Alexander Bailey
Joseph Evans
you don't... you find a decent girl somewhere... anywhere else!
Chase Adams
I'm so desperate for human contact that I would let her fuck me
Aaron Nelson
with my eyes closed
William Perez
wif ma peenus
Evan Gomez
I doubt she'd say no.
Andrew Watson
You gotta be pretty fucking desperate. Try tinder, lie about your job, rent a fucking sports car and get something that won't sweat as you fuck it and smell like ham.
Mason Murphy
with a shovel, blade first
Charles Sanchez
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Austin Rogers
> implying people dont like fucking hams
Carter Green
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Charles Reed
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Carson Bailey
No lie, it would be hot as fuck if you shoved her in front of a buffet of food and put her under the pig transformation curse from Spirited Away so she literally pigs out in every way possible.
Gavin Taylor
Show us tits please
Elijah Bell
I don't think this is the kind of heifer that would ever be caught dead with her tits willingly exposed.
Landon Bell
>psychic summer camp
Mmmm, fat AND stupid? I think I'd fuck her with a lit m80
Hunter Jenkins
Mentally but insulting her.
Joseph Johnson
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Bentley Foster
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Samuel Ward
This is why we have niggers, to take the rejects off our hands.
Chase Clark
With an rpg
Jace Rodriguez
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Charles Ramirez
It'd be pretty embarrassing if she rejected you.
Hunter Mitchell
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Hudson Collins
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