So anons, today is a solemn day for me. I took a DNA test and found out I'm 12% West African...

So anons, today is a solemn day for me. I took a DNA test and found out I'm 12% West African. I was sure this was a mistake because I'm white. My family has never had any black people around. After making phone calls and asking questions turns out my grandfather on my mom's side was fucking significantly part black. I was always told his family was Italian. I'm 30 years old and have found out for the first time I'm part nig nog. Not sure what to say or feel. To be honest I'm pissed. Any mainstream forum wouldn't understand and/or allow me to post so I'm sharing with you. Please share your unfiltered thoughts if you were in my shoes.

I'd feel nothing.

If YOU really feel blacks are inferior then you either think you're a retard or your stereotypes are being challenged.

Wow I would be filled with so much self hatred because I hate nig nogs

Embrace the inner African and rap and eat watermelon and try to fuck your auntie

You're correct, which way do I go?

Stfu up nigger.

Semi-reverse Clayton Bigsby.

Disown your family for being nigger lovers.

I'm glad at least it's not a completely abnormal reaction

My family is a bunch of shit heads anyway, wouldn't hurt my feelings any. Actually, if you look at it, my mom is prob a complete asshole because she has more African than me. The only reason I came half way normal is the cleansing through breeding. So this is an option.

kill yourself you stupid fucking bitch

This is a totally valid statement in my eyes. I'm all for free speech, but a little elaboration on your part would help. At first glance I assume you're a butthurt nig nog. Am I allowed to say nigga now nigga? We coo right?

#1. Human life started in Africa, so in essence we're all "African". The humans who migrated north developed lighter skin over generations to better absorb the diminished sunlight.
#2. Sicily and Italy, like most of the Mediterranean had a strong Moorish presence/population for a time.

I dunno, it said West African Mali to be specific. Where a lot of the slaves came from. Do I get reparations now?

12% west african means 1 of your great grandparents came from africa.. i dont understand why that would matter.. knowing or not knowing really doesnt change anything for you.. and theres really not a whole lot you can do about it.

Now no one will lend you a bike.

Well because I see black communities/ black behavior in this country and I'm disgusted. Looking back now my mom acted black and abandoned me for a time. I had a really shitty childhood and grew up in the ghetto. Now I struggle with things, is it upbringing? Now I have to think, is it genetics? So that's how I feel it's significant.

True story.

Look at the bright side, now you can say 'we wuz kangz n shieeett' and have the excuse to go berserk and beat the shit out if anyone no consequences if they say nigger

behavior is all about the individual... you dont have to assume a stereotypical behavior if you dont want to, its all up to you.

Please stop posting here

Those are small. I wonder what the rules are for allowing me to take advantage for affirmative action type mandates. I mean, it's a win/win really because the employer would be getting a mostly white worker but would get to check off the box.

you should try out some of these clothes since now you can.

Why? The point of this was to engage in conversation with anons. If my views don't fall in line with your own, you don't have to read right?

underrated pro

i think there is a family guy episode to help you through this

So your racist against yourself? You only have one choice which is to accept who you are my nigga.

**handshake half hug

...

*breathes in*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHEEEEEIT

Lynch yourself, nigger

Maybe your ancestors deposited some dna there and left and that dna is muddling the west African coast and that's why you've the DNA relation.

Ya took a DNA test?
Were you expecting Royalty like most douche bags?

Show us how pale your skin is or fuck off, I'd say you're whatever ethnicity that 90% of your DNA is made up of. You act like you're half black, so show your skin.

You can now officially tell people that your 12% african from the waist down. Grow a fro bro and roll with it. Rob a liquor store and truly embrace you identity.

Are you suggesting that it isn't because OP is a little black, but instead that all of west africa is a little white?

Surprisingly mature response if you're truely black
I know right?
Meh, not there yet

Yes. And his ancestors are the rapists.
Congrats op. You're a descendent of rapists.
I actually applaud this.

Try running fast, if you run faster than white people you might have an extra bone in your foot.

Uh duh we already knew he was 12% rapist

No, since I've had a very tragic childhood I was just curious since I don't know much about my family at all
I act like I'm half black? Forgive me if I try not to laugh, but what the hell do you base that off of?

how do we end jewish privilege?

Funny you should say this, I used to run a 4.4 in high school when I played football. It's now disappointed because I used to say things like "Most black guys can't even run this fast." This was nice to do since I was so tired of "black people are better athletes shit"

Glad to make you proud user.

Start dressing in African clothes and immerse yourself in your long lost culture.

Big microwave ovens.

I've considered this. Not for any personal fulfillment but more for a social experiment.

You're being incredibly dramatic over something that does not matter assuming you look white

That all depends on perspective and or personally philosophy, don't you think?

If you do it, definitely report back here on the experience. I'd like to hear about it.

I'm anticipating, even with my DNA results in hand, I'm going to be assaulted. I will report back, my wife has advised me against it. I am lucky she doesn't care about it ( or so she says )

Please tell me how this negatively affects your life so I can understand how you're not being overly dramatic

*SIGH* So let's say, over a life time someone makes observations. These observations begin to form a pattern. That pattern develops into a belief. This belief is ingrained. It's a belief because you truly, and whole heartedly BELIEVE it to be true. You then find out that you are now on the wrong side of your own beliefs. If I need to spell it out any further for you, I apologize.

BONUS

Got some random whore around to send me this via email, haven't checked it against google for validity cause lazy (I'm part black)

It seems everybody in this thread is starting to realize environmental differences are what ultimately develops differerent cultures, not the color of somebody's skin.

Well your previous belief was idiotic. This is your brain trying to understand its own stupidity. No need to be this dramatic Cletus.

I don't believe that to be true. Sorry. It's a possibility yes, but you're putting the cart before the horse. Do these cesspools develop because they're simply there? I feel like blacks grouped when they were forced to. What they did after that was up to them. Whether they stay the way they are because of environment or nature would be the debate. However psychology and applied sciences have yet to unravel the whole nature vs. nurture thing wholly.

I still don't believe my belief is idiotic, there is too much information to the contrary. That's the problem genius. Also, that pattern has shown itself in my own family, so it only affirms what I believe more.

The fact that you are a retard is because your parents were retards it isn't because you are 12 percent black, it's because you are 82 percent retard.

What's going on with all these dubs

Or, more likely, it's because the black community has major problems overall as a demographic. In previous generations its influence was far more saturated and thus, passed down to my mother. She then proceded to do as she was taught and or inclined to do through her own uncontrollable impulses due to the reality that is genetics. There are different studies that have concurrently suggested that behaviors, such as intelligence are ~70% genetics.

You just proved my point. I'm sorry your parents were retards. Don't blame the blacks retard.

>mother. She then proceded to do as she was taught and or inclined to do through her own uncontrollable impulses due to the reality that is genetics. There are different stu

Also, the correct percentage of retard would be 88

My mother was a retarded because she was over 20% black, her father was retarded (enough to try to beat the shit out of an infant) was over 40% black. What is it you're not getting here?

Additionally I'm the least retarded in my family. I am the least saturated with the black phenotype. Is it all coincidence or is it possible things actually have a reason? I think you know the answer to that.

I was giving this retard the benefit of the doubt with a 6 percent standard retard deviation

The fact that you needed to state that speaks volumes.

They all were retards of the same caliber. They didn't get less retarded at each subsequent generation, if anything they got more retarded. You seem to be very retarded, more so than your ancestors. Be proud Cletus,

Your commitment to the ad hominem approach is commendable.

Most people, especially retards, don't understand basic arithmetic. They sure as hell don't understand statistics.

This retard has a masters in computer science and a bachelor's in mathematics, so you could say I dabble.

It's only ad hominem, just as a sphere is only a line to an ant

Good for you, now you can have less sex than you did before.

well OP is a nigger
>do you suddenly feel the urge to smoke Kools and drink Malt Liqour?
and robbing gas stations goes without saying

If you would have bothered to read any of the thread you would realize I've already posted a picture of some random whore sending me naked pictures, in addition to that I'm married and can have sex whenever I want. I'm also curious as to why you would think have something that allows you to make a substantial amount of money makes you less attractive to women.

When I was younger, yes to the Malt liquor.
In a bad time in my life, I was homeless and I did consider robbing, but I was thinking a bank and not a gas station.

Whites are the evolved form of niggers. Deep down we all have a little niggger in us

I hate niggers too, and I'm telling you that you're being fucking overly dramatic. Nobody cares but you that you are 12% black, and if you look white I doubt a majority of white supremacists would care either.

What if I told you I wanted to derail this retarded thread? What if I told you that there is no thread?Now you just have to choose how far down the shitpost hole you want to go, retard.

when it comes to genetics most whites won't have any African percentages. My father has none.

ONE DROP RULE, NIGGER

You mad bro? I mean nigga, that's my new thing, I can say nigga now.

There's a reason we keep saying wops aren't white.

For real though, I wouldn't sweat it.

You should also know that there's a group in the UK (endorsed by the BBC even) that goes around and gives DNA tests using a very flawed method, and then report back to the people the most ridiculous results, like telling a full-on Ethiopean than he's 20% Polish. The purpose of these tests is not to get at any sort of truth, but to push a narrative that ethnicity doesn't matter by telling people bullshit about their own background. If you know for certain that your gpaw was half black (and he would have to be at least that to account for 12%), then fine, but if you took this test in the UK and it was free, be wary.

Thanks for the info
I'm American mate and it was 70USD
I guess he just said he was italian because he could "pass" but the other part of him is German. Go figure. 0% Italian.

>Update
Whoa, dude you might be part nigger nazi, the rarest of pokemans

kek

top kek

You absolute fuckwit. I dare you, I fucking double dare you to support those claims with modern science you monsterous dipshit. The out of Africa theory is about as outdated as alchemy. Do some fucking research before regurgitating that retarded bullshit again. Jesus fuck, I realised people could be dumb, but your unfathomable stupidity is making my head spin. My faith in humanity is shaken to its core.

*Begins slow clap*

Fireal dough, you should look into getting some gibs from NAACP or the like, start claiming black on entrance exams and applications. No reason to leave money on the table, not like I have to tell that to a nog Diego.

hahaha kys nigger

I'm not joking here, Sean White the leader of this little movement called Black Lives Matter might have less African parentage than you.

we were all coons once until we evolved and the negro stayed monkey

I wonder what I could actually get away with in regard to this. Your assumption would be correct since I've already brought this up in the thread. I'm thinking about landing with some really ridiculous position since I get to check the box.

That guy has blackish features though, I don't look like that, I just look like a white dude. People assume I'm Italian, and I did too for 30 years. FAIL

An hero
Nigger

Rate the following from Most desirable to least, with 1 being most and 5 being least:
Chicken
Grape Soda
Rap Music
White women
Asian Women
Hot Wings
Butter
Chitlins
Bootie
Tits
Buttermilk Biscuits
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
Donald Trump
Marvin Gay

u forgot watermelon

Dude take a look around at the people claiming minority privilege. You already have more proof than Sean White (who used to check "white" on medical forms) and Elizabeth Warren (who has nothing more than a story to back up her claim). Go for it.

I will do my best to answer honestly
Chicken 1
Grape Soda 4
Rap Music 3
White Women 1
Asian Women 5
Hot Wings 1
Butter 3
Chitlins ?
Bootie 2
Tits 1
Buttermilk Biscuits 2
Hillary Clinton 5
Barack Obama 4
Donald Trump 2
Marvin Gay 3

is that 12% nigger dick?

chicken no1?

definitely a nigger

Also funny you should ask, I have a large ~ 8" fairly thick penis. This also sucks because I was proud to say "See I'm not black and I have a big dick" because all the cuck shit is getting fucking disgusting.
One of the first things my fucking whore wife said was " I knew you weren't white, I didn't think italians had big dicks like that"
Which pissed me off more than I already was.