Funny greentexts bread

Funny greentexts bread

>nigger having a job

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One of my personal favorites

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>Falling for the racism meme

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>>samefaggin all day erreday

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>be me like 18-19ish
>go to bad ass wings place me n my gf luv
>order my favorite wings
>get extra wings cause non just got paid n wanna show off to my bitch that I ball hard
>soon as I say 25 instead of our regular 20 she says "user you're not gonna eat all of that"
>fuck her what does she know? I'm fucking user I just made like 50$ (thats a lot to user at this time in my life)
>gets wings and eats all 15 just to prove her wrong
>even tips $10 instead of my normal $5 just to be even more bad ass then I already am
>starts driving her home n feel my stomach moving a massive mud clot towards my mud tunnel
>gf can't resist me and has to make out for 45 minutes in her drive way
>feels mud creeping slowly towards my butthole
>at this point I'm practically being a dick so I can go
>doesn't want to shit at her house so rushes away
>doing 96 in the 35 otw home
>about to cry flying past gas stations cause I'm insecure about shitting in public places
>runs every stop sign on the last 10 blocks to my house
>sees drive way "oh fuck I'm gonna make it"
>release a little tension on the death grip I have on my but hole
>feels fart coming on strong
>can't make it inside
>runs straight to the bushes between my house and neighbors that completely hate my guts
>releases the most vile explosive mudbutt of my life
>next day sitting on porch smoking cig
>neighbors dog is out and can hear them calling for him
>he goes straight to my poop pile and starts licking it all up
>they finally come close enough he runs to them
>sees dude who bullied me my whole life lean down and pet him and dogs licking all over his face and mouth

Best day of my life after the most embarrassing night of my life. Had to give the back story on why I shit in the bushes

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>implying

>bread

autistic faggot

>unable to tell if this is samefag or other user calling out on samefag

Maybe OP was the psycho.

daaaamn that's gold

Autistic newfag

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>Hurr i use words like "bread" im not a newfag i swear!

Well fucking post this shit

>Hurr i use words like "bread" im not a newfag i swear!
You dumb nigger people have been saying that for like a decade. Do you also complain when people ask for sauce too?

watch?v=5UW99Mltn6E

fucking hell

BEGONE THOT

Thank you

Holy shit, I can't believe it's real, thank you for this moment

Holy shit it's so funny

kek. A good one. Be sure to post it on /x/

samefaggin >this hard