Dubs decides what i say

Dubs decides what i say.

Tbh I kinda wanna bone the fatty

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Com on fags

Oops ffs

What the fuck

You seen my type we should meet up and have a cake

Dude you won you have to say both these things. First say com on fags then oops ffs and see what happens

We should meet up and compare prices on diabetes testing supplies

Hahahaha

OP here

I won’t post these as I’m a fag

Say hi and tell her how nice she looks. Ask about the things you might have in common and get her into a conversation about something she really likes. Arrange a meet up and be a man and pay for dinner. Drop her home and suggest you come in for a bit. The rest is up to you user. Treat women well and you get pussy. Simples.

Ask if you can take her for dinner but insist on splitting the bill because you know she will eat a lot

OP wont post any of these because hes a spineless human being, when you have nothing to lose and you still wont say weird shit to strangers.
I once told a chick she was a dirty little slut and I wanted to fuck her in the Ass, just because a friend dared me to.
she was pissed but that shit was hilarious

Rolling for this

There hasn’t been proper dubs yet you dumb cunt

Aye it's a bitch who knows what's up.
If you like big girls then this is the one m8. She knows "curvy" is bullshit and that's she's fat but she accepts it. Down to earth fat chicks are always funny, and if you're attracted to em, good for you.

ask her if she'd like to go out for some corn dogs

>Treat women well and you get pussy.
>Bleep blorp I have inserted all my nice tokens for female model #yj7 plz gib pusy now

ask her if you can rub her belly for good luck

yeah but they always have this area of tinea redness underneath their belly roll.
Fucking wash it in special soap or something.
Fat chicks are lazy with their hygiene

>op won’t deliver

Seems pretty down to earth and self conscious. Why not bully someone who is stuck up and expects all boys to like her?

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test

I wanna bang you with a corn dog then watch you eat it.

While we wait for a reply let’s do this thottie

We can go to the fair, but i'm pretty sure there are weight limits on the ferris wheel, so i'll have to finger you in my uncle's iroc z

why do girls give snap but not looking for sex?

They are looking for sex but they cant actually say that or theyll feel slutty

Once you add them on snap, they talk you into following on instagram

"you know last night my wife gave ME a pearl necklace"

why though, they should just say noting the boring bitches.

why do people care so much about followers on insta, dont they realise that most of the guys on there they just lead on will inevitably just jerk off over their pictures? surely they know this.

Man they say this in real life then fuck you, basically women use sex like currency and actively hate on girls giving it away near free thus devaluing its worth on the market.
But sometimes they want sex to but cant behave like the girls they despise so pull this dumb shit

They are delusional, all these 4/10s are thinking maybe they can become Instagram famous if they hustle

Free swag and money if you have enough followers. Product placement my friend.

Hey are you interested in sex with my friend Jamal while I creepily stare at you smiling like the cuck I am?

Thank you for your explanation

thats a whole load of whoring to get some petty followers

Do you think that the jews planned 9/11?

Do you have a strapon? I can only cum from anal.

Did Hitler actually do anything wrong?

I can't afford a prostitute but I guess you're the next best thing

Open bobs and show vageener pleas

Do you like chicky nuggies?

Hi

be my valentine, ride muh dicka

india plz go

I WANNA RAPE YOU FUCKING SLUT

OwO What's this? *snuggles*

you wanna jerk me off while I look at photos of your better looking friends?

you know snorlax is actually the strongest pokemon not a lot of people know that.

What's the difference between my dick and a piece of lego? Lego shouldn't go in a toddlers mouth

olives are fuckable, IF you have enough of them

Can I walk with you in the mall and watch you get yelled at by black guys?

Hey have you heard of our lord and savior, Shrek?

I call it fat too

Will you be my slampig?

GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP

Ask if you can dress up as M. Bison and giver her that psycho power

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dubs gonns dub

Winrar

winrar

I curse you OP for one thousand years if you don't use these dubs.

I want to watch you get raped by huge niggers

OP! DELIVER!

I'm not usually into inter-species, but was your father a doberman?

boo

All girls feed off of attention.

Those fucking ears. The photo equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sorry fellas. Was doing some stuff

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"Sorry, got to go, mommy says she'll unplug the internet if I don't eat dinner."

Reroll

One more.

roll

Since you are from the uk
"Oi pissflaps, hows a bout we steal a case of special brew and i'll eat your minge in the toilets of a job centre plus"
Thats how you people talk isnt it?

nice tits.

>that pic
>that bio
Get off tinder my friend, it’s a much happier world that way

roll

Do it OP

thread = dead

You dead silly

wtf, how many desperate basement dwellers are there, if even such a landwhale has to point out that no fuckboys? There is no amount of alcohol on Earth for me to drink this landwhale fuckable

Says the virgin

oh stop generalizing
my wife is a fatty and has exceptional hygiene
just depends

you wanna fuck a dog and have me watch it?

>i'm what boys like to call fat, but i call curvy lol
fixed

not a single man would call that curvy