>>1 time machine

time machine
gun
bullets
What do?

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Shoot time machine twice and myself once.

Shoot Cane, brother of Abel.
Fire the other 2 into the time machine.

Use time machine, trade in stocks for Starbucks, apple Microsoft and Bubba gimp shrimp

Travel to Vietnam shoot some retard in the arse while he runs away

Travel a little further in time and infect retards gf with aids monkey blood.

Suffocate his mother in sleep

Fucking retard wouldn't stop going on about chocolate or some shit.

Easy, shoot time machine 3 times to ensure nobody can use it.

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shoot adam than eve ,,, than my self .... all fixed

>go back to high school
>tell myself not to be a huge faggot
>free gun

Go back in time and shoot the inventor of the time machine before it has been invented

Go back a few more days and shoot the inventor of the time machine again for good measure

Go forward in time to my original starting time. Travel back in time to a few minutes before I shot the inventor of the time travel for the first time.
Wait for myself to show up to shoot the inventor of the time machine, and kill the other version of me before he can shoot the inventor of the time machine

kill you 3 in three different times

Time travel to America where you can buy more bullets.

This will also provide me with another 3 bullets to use from the other version of me's gun

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Thanks

kill bruce willis like i was paid to do

>Hold breath
>Go back in time to before first life
>shoot self
>fall in water
>become primordial soup

Nigger a time machine is cool and all but it reminds me of Red Dwarf.
3 million years in deep space they get a time machine decide to go to 1400s to see the renaissance. So they jump time but they're still far out in space, just in the 1400s. So you need some sort of way to travel too.

>Time travel to America where you can buy more bullets.
/thread

...Some of those characters were never meant to smile.

TARDIS motherfuckah
Time doesn't equal distance you fucking pleb.

Make Germany win WW2, save Hitler, no migrants in EUrope , no muslims

If I had a Fucking time machine why wouldn't I have more ammo?

Time machine into the future, carefully checking things out until you find a utopia where you can live forever and call it a good day.

buy more bullets

why not just cum in water?

>take time machine
>install in train
>fuck some wild west whoor
>name kids dumb names
>give MJF the shakes from time travel radiation
>leave gun and bullets at the book depository
>chug off into the sunset

go back to when my mom was in labor with me
>shoot her
>shoot dad
>shoot fetus me

MJF had plutonium exposure thx to Doc Brown

shoot myself 3 times in the head

shoot jesus, muhammed, and moses

so we all don't poo in the loo and earth is saved because 90 % of water still drinkeable ?

Ironically, God would stop 1, 2, or all 3 of those, or 0, proving something.

For sure, MJF was Doc's version of the russian space program sending monkeys and dogs and shit to space.

>"Here kid, go have some adventures travelling excessively through time. I'll only time travel like twice, spread out over several years"

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>Ironically
you have no idea what I had in mind when I typed that

Not Moses or Jesus

Choo Choo through time

You have to have a mind before it can be filled with even the tiniest of ideas.

Stalin, Baby Martin Luther Koon and teenage Al Sharpton

why?

I don't understand what you mean

for the stock, what year do you point to buy all of them at the same time ?

some important business is going on right here.

Fuck off back to Methfront

kill the fucks that abused my gf

Top kek this

>go to future
>get free titty skittles and gene mod tech from communist overlords
>come back to now
>buy like 4000 dildos
>go back to cave man days
>essentially breed a race of traps
>get them to build me an atlantis
>live my life as queen of the traps until atlantis eventually sinks because estrogen is denser than water
>when they eventually find the ruins, a long lost secret will be revealed to the world
>etched in the entranceway of the main chamber it will say "Traps aren't gay, Hitler did nothing wrong, and the Jews did 9/11"
>the motto of Traplantis

I think you're talking about Traplanta. That already happened in Georgia

Al sharpton, Mohammed, Kim Il sung

Go back in time kill "Jesus" watch the world flourish without the oppression and bullshit religion brings

reload.

that'll just mean we'll have more jews

bad plan. unless hitler kills equally more

cause that's not how life works.

Kill judas save jesus

too bad you'd never find him religious cuck

2nd top kek

Travel to nazi Germany meet my hero Adolf, shoot Winston Churchill and then shoot Ronald Reagan

Probably about 1971

Go back in time, buy all of hitlers art so he feels better about himself, shoot the person who made Coca-Cola (to make it an invention from me),and bring electricity to the caveman era so we don’t have to suffer through the “dark ages”

The last bullet is for a random jew

And also shoot rush Limbaugh in the testicles.

Go back to the animal that would evolve into humans just before the event and shoot it three times right between the eyes.

Kill Hitler at birth so he can't help the Jews get a strangle hold on Earth, then shoot Gwen Stefani twice.

So you shoot Adam and do what now? You didn't list any other actions. Maybe you could shoot Adam THEN yourself for being an illiterate fuck. Do us all a favor.
> 1 Time Machine & 3 bullets
> Travel to a time with more bullets
>???
>Profit

Go back in time and buy a bunch if surplus guns cheap, sit on them to skyrocket in price. Buy a fuck ton of stock in apple, yahoo, Google, and buy a lot of Bitcoin. Can't kill anyone too important or that can mess up the success of the stock I just purchased so I'd just keep the gun and ammo