Hey Sup Forums, I'm swoocing into the wilderness and never coming back, Canada in 2017 is just to thundercunty for me...

Hey Sup Forums, I'm swoocing into the wilderness and never coming back, Canada in 2017 is just to thundercunty for me. Here's my kit I'm getting together. What add? Will post a pic of my backpack so you know how much room I have. No room for alcool or bongs.

You in Ontario bruh?

Here is my franken pack. It actually works pretty well.

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dude

like bring a hammer and a sickle something, and when you die, hold them in your hand

Oh shit, thanks actually. Probably a better place to ask than Sup Forums

Enjoy have the beige bag whack the back of your legs until you go fuckin insane.

Youre also gonna need some wear that your body can breathe in, something thin in case youre you find yourself gettin wet or something

get some type of collapsible steel camping cup for water and food. iodine drops help to quickly make water safe if you're in a hurry. survival guide is a must. get a canteen too. wide mouth for easy cleaning.

Ontario dude here, man bring water or at least a water filter, like a lifestraw. food is negotiable, use can acquire that as needed. wear layers, and build a quick lean to shelter on your first night!

good luck.

Are you going alone ? Would like to join !

I'm actually pretty tall so that beige pack just taps my ass over and over. I'm putting light shit in there in waterproof bags (fire starters, first-aid, wire for snares. Little stuff.)

Will you put a pair of those socks on your hands and post pics of you rubbing your erection penis with socked hands?

Get a raincoat.
Also where is your knife? Small hatchet would be nice too.

If you want to try and find me I'm going to head in the direction of Cobalt, from the whales tale of Ontario. That's all I'm gonna say. It's a mining town and I went there once. I'm thinking about updating if I can charge my device and get free wifi.

Northern Manitoba here too. Elastic bands, some of the things that proved handy out in the bushes in winter.. Keeps things bundled and held my outer gloves closed from wind and snow

That black things a raincape in the original post. It's waterproof obvi and makes me look like a wizard

Day 1 can’t sart a fire
Day 2 returns home

Do us a solid and leave yourself a legacy by doing this before going

Your planning on going out there with no weed at all?

I'll make a thread tonight before I leave. (3:00 arounds, the witching hour.) I'll do somthin good for you.

This. OP is a faggot unless he's a survival expert.

Nigger what? You just gonna go try and live in the woods forever? Well your ass will either starve or dehydrate unless you can find a stable source of clean water and year round food. Even guys like Les Stroud wouldn’t do this kind of shit. Stop being an edgy faggot and stay home.

...it's October. Where's your log cabin? Are you expecting to survive? Are you going to hobo-it ?

A fucking gun for either suicide or when a moose comes for your butthole

Yeah, I've been camping all my life brah. I know how to start a fire, do a norse oven etc.

Get a knife. Not no pussy foldy shit either, a fucking buck knife. Think rambo but smaller and way the fuck more practical.

A whetstone, to sharpen said knife.

Camping utensil set that has a spoon, fork, cork screw, can opener. Small comfort but worth it.

Climbing hooks are impractical, can hang shit off your bag as well to increase carry weight.

A length of rope, fucking invaluable being able to rope shit together. Also learn how to make snare traps first. You can feed your self with a rope an the right knowledge.

Paracord or what ever that small rope shit is, a bundle like that will be useful for all kinda shit.

Small collapsible shovel, better than clawing dirt for shitholes/fireplaces/minecraft style hole shelter if you feel froggy or pitfall traps for animals with spiked sticks an shit at the bottom (remember where the fuck you put them an dont be the idiot who dies in his own trap)

Extra book, doesnt matter which one. Start fires with the pages, easier than starting one from random wood kindling that may be wet.

Camping is different than trying to live in the woods. I’m sure you brought food and shelter on those camping trips not some nigger bag filled with some socks and playing cards. Wtf do you plan on eating/drinking? Are you going to camp out behind a gas station and beg for shit?

ur going to die op

Actually have my pay stubs and bank statements in a wad as fire starters. Thanks for the suggestions though.

Better suited for /out

but get a few fish hooks and some line. And a small hatchet. So you can break the ice and fish in a few months.

Something to boil water in? Unless you intend to make "never" very short.

Dump the books and pan, fuck carrying that shit. You need water. Canteen and a larger sized guy for your pack, so you can refill and maximize any opertunity to get higher quality water.

Honestly this is a mess, I would not be happy if you showed up to camp with me if you brought that shit. I'd have to do that scene in Vietnam movies where I'd dump out your shit and shake my head as I pull out something stupid. Then I'd say "when charlie is chopping on your ass, you ain't got time for no damn books!"

Hahahaha okay. Well I'm not showing up to camp with you and fucking Ontario is nothing like the jungles of Vietnam. And who says what I'm bringing with me is all I'll ever have? I just need enough stuff to get me started. |Baby steps you fucks.

Op is a retard who went camping a few times now thinks he is gonna be a mountain man. He’s not taking any water, food, hunting/fishing supplies, or water purification. I can tell by the stupid books he thinks that there will be all these plants he’s going to be able to eat. Well berries aren’t around all year and things are losing their leaves as we speak. With that trench coat and facemask he looks more like he is going to shoot up a school.