How do i get rid of my acne?

how do i get rid of my acne?

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put your face on the stove, it can't get any worse

Not your acne.
Bait thread/stale pasta.

Consider suicide

Kill yourself or burn your face off.
I've seen the worst of the worst rekt and gore, and it was your fucking face that made me gag.

Looks like the pizza crust from Dominos.

AGGHHH FUCKING GROSS

fpbp

that's not acne

Stop sticking your face into hornet nests.

Eat lots of chilli peppers and ginger, also as tea.

this

Apply right in the problem

Cum on your hand and rub it on your cheeks 3-4 times a day. Problem solved.

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when you cry your tears use a 4x4?

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you must be real fun at parties.

wash ur face with exfoliating products
dab some alcohol on ur face afterwards
wash the alcohol off ur face with just water

simple, take a straight razor and remove the skin on your face. can't get acne if you don't have a face.

Found the newfriend

Shit actually works. I tried it when I was 16. I think it works because is dries your skin or something like that. It was gross putting it on, but it worked.

Ewwwwwww. Grab a straight razor and cut that shit off, then use the appropriate ointments thereafter

face transplantation

I think he's gotta skip right past the alcohol and go to the sulphuric acid

Well atleast now I won't need tissues

solarium, they will pop themselves. change ur hygiene.

remove head

What do you use for your face wash, motor oil?

It's called ACCUTANE, bitch...look into it, damn the costs. Worked for me.

Pussy.

Use benzoyl peroxide for it.

Goddamn what I wouldn’t do to take a hot knife and just scrape that shit off of that face

Who's the whale? Bitch needs to lose 50 pounds at least.

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At least you can watch them pop!

I hate when they're on the back so I can't watch them pop :(

Thats fucking impressive.

>B-b-bitch needs to lose 50 p-p-pounds at l-least

Your virginity is showing you neckbeard.

looks like the underside of an old boat

It is. Takes some serious filthy hygiene to accomplish that.

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Use a soft cloth to gently brush away surface impurities as you shower. Acne remedies benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid are key ingredients in body washes designed to get rid of acne. Choose an oil-free body wash with acne medication like benzoyl peroxide or 2 percent salicylic acid. Jk just fucking kys already

To get rid of the acne you gotta get rid of yourself first

I prefer it to get caught along the way....

Lol. Don't get so triggered fag. Everyone has different tastes. You like whales, I don't. Accept it.

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>and my dick is 9inches

Fuck off virgin. Maybe if you’re lucky a fat girl will have pity sex with you before you an hero.

You hurt his feelings insulting his imaginary waifu.

At this point you might as well try being a vegan for a few weeks. Avoid all unneccesary ingredients like msg, etc. Start sprouting broccolisprouts and eat them daily to help with detox. GOOD LUCK.

I just want to scrape that shit off

> how do i get rid of my acne?
Get a strong sunburn on the affected area. The acne will peel off with the sunburn.

Aaaaagg, creo que la única solución es amputar la cabeza.

It's like breaded chicken.

fuck me thats bad

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sounds just fine for me. no need treatment

A gull ass no name

explain this please

poor kid

Try this, it works.

en.pimple-stop.com/pomogaet-li-perelivanie-krovi-ot-pryshhej_html_default.htm

Get a axe

goat's milk soap

>being this naive

Wash your face with acid

update you dumb fuck

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Fuck I know that feeling, I blame the new update.

Vegan diet, quit masturbation and sex (cortisol),

Have you tried a sandblaster? If not, maybe a straight razor?

sever entire head from body
instant cure, works every time

keksy kek

Ik it's not you but jic you still actually need help.

Wash your face twice a day, not with soap but an actual cleaner, like Clarasil or Noxema.

Keep tissue or oil blotting sheets at all times, blot the oil off of your face during the day. There's more than you think.

Pretty much just keep your face dry.

Workout and drink water. Trust me this really helps open your pores and increases blood flow, and the natural oil you produce actually helps you.

When it begins to reduce, scratch your face and open up the zits. I know it sounds crazy but work with me here. Scratch your face, and get some wet steam flowing from a pot or something. Don't burn yourself with the steam, just enough to get it warm and moist for about 10 to 15 minutes. Dry and apply rubbing alcohol.

Should help, a lot.

checked
dubs don't lie

Also reduce masturbation to at least half your usual time. (If everyday then just do it every two days, if every two days then every four days etc.)

Cut down on added sugar too, like in candy and soda. Shits gross anyway, start getting into fruit.

Coming from experience, i had acne that was almost this bad in high school. If it really becomes a problem, see a doctor. That's what i had to do and they gave me this weird cream that got rid of almost all of it in like a week. Damaged my skin though when i used too much. Only use that if you have to.

Never

shoot yourself

what the facne!

Suicide.

straight razor

Only one thing to do now, user. Amputate your head at the shoulders.

Rub olive oil and salt into those lumps. Serve on small sliced toast.

At least I get invited to parties.

This made my day, dude

>literal retard detected
His skin is already fucked. Drying it out further (with strong cleansers or alcohol) will only make the acne worse. He needs to foster the growth of good bacteria (which will keep the shit that causes the acne under control).

Eat healthy, lots and lots of veggies.